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JP Prince

@jpprince.bsky.social
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Author of THE MESS, available wherever audiobooks are sold (or borrowed). Cat Dad. Cocktail Enthusiast. Balatro Completionist++.

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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 10h
This a joke from Halo, Federal Bureau of Investigation
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 10h
been killen them elerts with a sniple rifer
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 14h
HOW DID THEY KNOW. WE WERE SO DISCRETE.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In other news, I did, in fact, early vote today, so despite James’s protestations, I am doing my civic duty.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Like, I wish you all the best, James. Love you, love your show, but there’s not a lot I can do from Ohio. I understand you want dollars, but I should probably be deploying those dollars in my actual state that I actually live in. Funding campaigns and other jurisdiction feels like a slippery slope.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somehow, I’ve gotten on James Talarico‘s campaign texting list. That’s not even my state. Nor is it my area code. I don’t know how these things happen.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AMAZE! AMAZE!
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
The cover of Moby Dick, showing a large whale emerging from the water and a small dinghy with a sailor holding a harpoon. Where the title would normally be, the text says “HELLOOOO.”
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah… here’s how it goes at my booth at cons: Them: “so what’s your book about” Me: “imagine a world where corporations have too much unchecked power and the government is either incapable or unwilling to stop them” Them: “okay yeah with you so far.”
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I write about idiots with far too much power, and the people who fight back.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s like if Zeromus was the final boss of Cowboy Bebop
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Putting this on my new playlist “Songs to Fight Kefka To” youtu.be/e7vRat1ey9E?...
youtu.be
Cory Henry’s solo on “Lingus” (FULL TRANSCRIPTION)
YouTube video by Hugh Penner
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh great now the skeletons are doing it.
A large yard skeleton with hands in the “six-seven” position
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a link their page if you don't have Spotify: storyworksroundtable.substack.com/p/swrt-358-w...
storyworksroundtable.substack.com
SWRT 358 | Writing Dialogue with JP Prince
Listen now (64 mins) | In this episode of the Story Works Round Table, Alida and Kathryn are joined by JP Prince to talk about writing dialogue.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did a podcast! I'm a podcast guy now! I had a lot of fun and talked way to much about writing dialogue. open.spotify.com/episode/6hG6...
open.spotify.com
SWRT 358 | Writing Dialogue with JP Prince
Story Works Round Table | Conversations About Craft · Episode
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ad for a wheel
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a possible “but” or “however” in there somewhere, but neither felt appropriate. Maybe “and for success”?
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consider: Talent is *not* a lie, not entirely; for success, it is neither a guarantee nor a requirement.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Burger King says “have it your way” while remaining a monarchy. Interesting
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtu.be/hkTgYiMDRHY
youtu.be
Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
YouTube video by Joseph Murray
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There * is* something distinctly cyberpunk about Columbus. I think it’s that if a megacorp tried to buy it they’d say “sure!” and only later ask about the price.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Inside each of us are two blueskys
Two Bluesky posts in a timeline. 

The first one is about David Ho resigning from Exxon Mobil in response to the company’s reckless endangerment of humanity.

The second is a person named lukelukeluke saying “here is a nice mushroom.” 

The mushroom is, in fact, nice.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is this anything
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Top Five Egrets of the Dying
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is an S Tier meme
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*seal voice* BAY-BAYUH, I can see you’re bein strewn ‘cross a Tampa high-way
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Kirk Hamilton @kirkhamilton.com · 03/09/2026
I'm so excited to announce 'Definitely Fiction,' a new podcast about books! I'm making the show with my good friend Sam Parrish, and we're kicking it off with a series on The Vorkosigan Saga, a fantastic collection of Sci-Fi novels by the great Lois McMaster Bujold. More here:
kirksnotes.com
Announcing 'Definitely Fiction' - A Podcast About Books
We're kicking it off with a fantastic sci-fi series
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You had me at Vorkosigan
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OH MY GOD THEY ALL DID IT THEY ALL DID THE DRUMS THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SPORTS BETTING THE WHOLE TIME BUT THEY STILL DID IT
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I thought I had more time
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am not prepared
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh no
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh my god In the Air Tonight just started
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They know the choruses to all the 80s rock ballads by heart, but I would bet money they were born after the year of our lord two thousand.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They’re yelling at a college football game, but I think maybe they’re doing it ironically?
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They’re either organizing a protest of private equity or starting a private equity firm, I cannot tell which. It was all a bit confusing.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At a basement Irish pub in Manhattan. They’re playing We’re Not Gonna Take It, and I am seated next to the two most Story of Tonight ass mfers you can imagine. It’s glorious.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The pile is simply a technology, it can be used for good or for ill.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Piling on — @clpolk.com’s Even Though I Knew the End is one of my all time favorites. A total delight. (Hell of a cover, too.)
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Did not know they were also called harvestmen. That strangely does. Not help my attitude toward them. I know they’re harmless (to humans), I also find them existentially concerning.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Versailles… … (KY)
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Presented without comment.
A screenshot of Google News with a card showing a headline from NPR "Three things to know about the $40 trillion federal debt"

Below, on that same card, are exactly three sub-cards showing the single day decline in % of the Dow Jones, S&P 500, and Nasdaq, complete with big red numbers. 

Presumably, these are *not* the "three things" NPR wishes us to know. 

But it's still funny.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m sorry who is ordering pints of dressing on DoorDash
A screenshot of DoorDash food delivery app with the option to add “Pint of House Dressing” for $7.50. The photo accompanying this cry for help features a mason jar full of substance of indescribable color with no lid. It is somehow white, green, and yellow all at the same time.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Okay now kiss
Two cars parked entirely too close together. They’re basically touching. Nose to hatch.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That is very reasonable, agreed. And I’ll make sure you get a copy as well!
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s giving Zordon
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is it A: distant mushroom, B: scifi body horror space station concept art, or B: Frank Herbert Ouroboros
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