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JP Prince

@jpprince.bsky.social
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Author of THE MESS, available wherever audiobooks are sold (or borrowed). Cat Dad. Cocktail Enthusiast. Balatro Completionist++.

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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 7h
been killen them elerts with a sniple rifer
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somehow, I’ve gotten on James Talarico‘s campaign texting list. That’s not even my state. Nor is it my area code. I don’t know how these things happen.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AMAZE! AMAZE!
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
The cover of Moby Dick, showing a large whale emerging from the water and a small dinghy with a sailor holding a harpoon. Where the title would normally be, the text says “HELLOOOO.”
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Putting this on my new playlist “Songs to Fight Kefka To” youtu.be/e7vRat1ey9E?...
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Cory Henry’s solo on “Lingus” (FULL TRANSCRIPTION)
YouTube video by Hugh Penner
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh great now the skeletons are doing it.
A large yard skeleton with hands in the “six-seven” position
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did a podcast! I'm a podcast guy now! I had a lot of fun and talked way to much about writing dialogue. open.spotify.com/episode/6hG6...
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SWRT 358 | Writing Dialogue with JP Prince
Story Works Round Table | Conversations About Craft · Episode
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ad for a wheel
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Burger King says “have it your way” while remaining a monarchy. Interesting
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtu.be/hkTgYiMDRHY
youtu.be
Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
YouTube video by Joseph Murray
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Inside each of us are two blueskys
Two Bluesky posts in a timeline. 

The first one is about David Ho resigning from Exxon Mobil in response to the company’s reckless endangerment of humanity.

The second is a person named lukelukeluke saying “here is a nice mushroom.” 

The mushroom is, in fact, nice.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Top Five Egrets of the Dying
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Kirk Hamilton @kirkhamilton.com · 03/09/2026
I'm so excited to announce 'Definitely Fiction,' a new podcast about books! I'm making the show with my good friend Sam Parrish, and we're kicking it off with a series on The Vorkosigan Saga, a fantastic collection of Sci-Fi novels by the great Lois McMaster Bujold. More here:
kirksnotes.com
Announcing 'Definitely Fiction' - A Podcast About Books
We're kicking it off with a fantastic sci-fi series
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At a basement Irish pub in Manhattan. They’re playing We’re Not Gonna Take It, and I am seated next to the two most Story of Tonight ass mfers you can imagine. It’s glorious.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Piling on — @clpolk.com’s Even Though I Knew the End is one of my all time favorites. A total delight. (Hell of a cover, too.)
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Versailles… … (KY)
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Presented without comment.
A screenshot of Google News with a card showing a headline from NPR "Three things to know about the $40 trillion federal debt"

Below, on that same card, are exactly three sub-cards showing the single day decline in % of the Dow Jones, S&P 500, and Nasdaq, complete with big red numbers. 

Presumably, these are *not* the "three things" NPR wishes us to know. 

But it's still funny.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m sorry who is ordering pints of dressing on DoorDash
A screenshot of DoorDash food delivery app with the option to add “Pint of House Dressing” for $7.50. The photo accompanying this cry for help features a mason jar full of substance of indescribable color with no lid. It is somehow white, green, and yellow all at the same time.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Okay now kiss
Two cars parked entirely too close together. They’re basically touching. Nose to hatch.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s giving Zordon
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I would die for her.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hello, yes I would like to file a formal petition to change the definition of “worship” to this: www.instagram.com/reel/DYe5e52...
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dr. Seuss-ass plant
A photo of a balcony with a weed growing out of a window box that looks a heck of a lot like the Angry Long Neck. Creature.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wanna see him take a bite. Just a lil nibble.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In fantasy, assholes called “kings” make dark, accursed deals with eldritch horrors called “dragons.” In scifi, assholes called “CEOs” make dark, accursed deals with eldritch horrors called “other CEOs.”
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hidden underground bar for mice Call it a squeakeasy
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Similar energy
My cat, Cal, loading on a pantry shelf behind a sliding glass door, eyes closed like he regrets all of it. Ben Affleck smoking through the pain of existence
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Babe, new eldritch horror just dropped
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My mom, to the whippet puppy she's dog sitting for, who had just had an accident on its favorite toy: "You can't have your monkey. You SHIT YOUR MONKEY." Me: "That's my least favorite Peter Gabriel song."
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I wrote a book about revolution against corporate overlords, set in a near-future version of the city I live in (Cincinnati, OH). Also it's an audiobook, and I narrated it myself, which was very scary, but I'm very proud of it. You can listen to the first 5 minutes on my site jpprince.com
jpprince.com
JP Prince | THE MESS
A Nine Americas story. Audiobook out now.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You had me at lesbian cyber noir
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
youtu.be/u5cCTvyyJtA?...
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"Multipass (I Have No Fire)" / FULL SONG
YouTube video by Yuri Wong
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If this was a screenplay, we’d be complaining about how far-fetched and random it all seems.
Another excerpt from the Wikipedia page of Silas Soule, reading:

“Squier [his assassin] was eventually caught and brought back to Denver City for a court-martial. However, the officer who captured Squier was found dead in a hotel with what was presumed to be a staged drug overdose, and Squier escaped to New York, where his influential family lived. Once there he held various jobs, and tried to rejoin the Army, but was rejected. Squier then fled to Central America to avoid the law. His legs were crushed in a railroad accident, and he died from gangrene in 1869. Despite his crime, he was buried in New York with honors.”
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My god what have they done to Barney
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Most people don’t know this, but Fossanova Abbey is where Bob Fosse invented Bossa Nova.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Please, my son, he’s very sick.”
A bricked Mac mini and its forlorn power cable sitting on the bar of geniuses.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh-ah-Oh!
A sign in a yard that says “NO TURN AROUND”
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
At Con-quest in Waterloo, Iowa this weekend. I brought Dorble Dorble for moral support. cc @jeremycshipp.bsky.social
The back area of a booth at a conference with a bunch of cocktail books and one Dorble Dorble.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tony Cables
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yes hello I am concerned that my cat may be evil.
A white Maine Coon in a leather chair sitting in an evil manner, paw up like the Grink. Or maybe the Spinch.
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sell your book in 5 words: After the End of America www.audible.com/pd/B0H6LKF23...
audible.com
THE MESS
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. After The Fall, it was the Metanationals, impossibly large, impossibly powerful corporations, who stepped into the vacuum left by a collapsing government. It’s their world now; we’re all just living in it. Two worlds, really:At the top, legio...
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Broken on the wheel.
The game over screen from Balatro, where I failed on ante 15 but did get an impressive best hand and a new personal best (4.623e14).
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Franklin might actually enjoy tech support, in any other world but this Brand would be teaching, I think Callum couldn’t conceive of anything different (and neither can I) Douglass would teach acting to kids Beech would (actually) retire Drew digs the company life, wouldn’t know how to leave it
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JP Prince @jpprince.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Are there industry awards for thumbnails? This is the thumbnail of the century. I'm calling it now.
youtu.be
BLÅHAJ, el primer peluche de IKEA con manual de instrucciones
YouTube video by IKEA España
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