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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When I had an ST1100 I wanted to upgrade to the ST1300 but couldn't afford it. Now they are selling for less than some laptops!

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My parents got my brother to buy a smart speaker for them as they 'don't buy things off the internet because it stores your personal information' but will happily spend the day shouting at a device...that logs your personal information. I'm praying that I'm adopted.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Was just about to say that seems excessive until I reviewed our house; including patio doors and access via a connected garage we have six, which is probably four more than we need. It's not even a big house.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I ever start a band it's going to be called Too Many Pigs. The first album will be Many Feral Swine In A Basement.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hogging the airwaves again! Thanks to BBC Upload for playing my short audio-drama 'Construction Time Again', using a Depeche Mode album title as a prompt for Ian Diddsms and John Osborn to get up to shenanigans on a building site. And, as always, if we can do it, so can you. Get creating.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

No spoilers! Going to see it this week.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To be, or not to be; that is the fucking question.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a fucking horse!

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"We gave a class of eight year olds matches and fireworks and were surprised by the number of injuries..." BBC News - OpenAI bots meddled with multiple US government agency sites www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

OpenAI bots meddled with US government agencies, including SEC and Census

OpenAI said its bots accessed public data from a range of institutions during test exercises.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Generally milk after so you can determine the strength of the brew and add the correct amount of milk.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The problem is that it will get better, and then writers, actors, production staff are all out of work.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Cathedral is a definite. Not sure about my chances of stumbling across the Pevsner in Wiltshire but will give it my best shot.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That's 12 more than those who interact with another account I run in support of a podcast. It is hard work trying to get reach. I have no idea what the answer is.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Heading there next weekend for our wedding anniversary. Were going to a gig...that has been cancelled because the musician injured himself gardening. Accommodation is already booked so going anyway. Hit me up with suggestions of places to visit.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

December 2027: navigation in the US becomes impossible after the tangerine tantrum finally renames every landmark, place, town, city, state, street, road, etc, 'America'.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

& shall applaud in the appropriate places. Failure to do so will result in withdrawal of margarine rations and confiscation of trousers. Citizens are reminded to dress appropriately as hurricane conditions are forecast. The wearing of both standard-issue cardigans is recommended. Message ends. 2/2

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hear ye, oh hear ye! All citizens of Grimhaven are to lend us their ears by order of the Town Council. The town's broadcasting service is receiving airtime from an outside organisation, the BBC. In honour of this auspicious occasion, citizens will gather in the Market Square... 🧵1/2

Email from local BBC Radio advising that GCR Episode 2 will feature on the BBCUpload West Country programme this week.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Pretty sure Bolt didn't need crash mats, and none of his limbs fell off when he finished.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yer tiz... open.acast.com/public/strea...

open.acast.com

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The BBC (I think...my memory is hazy) did a great series called Storm From The East back in the 90s, but definitely time for a reboot.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's all going so well... BBC News - Anthropic's Claude AI escapes tests to hack three organisations - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Anthropic's Claude AI escapes tests to hack three organisations

It comes just days after rival OpenAI said rogue AI agents had breached other firms' networks.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Yay! My short audio-story 'Revenge (or a Chef Scorned)' is being played on @bbcupload with @adam_crowther this week. Tune to find out why it doesn't pay to upset the chef. And remember; if we can do this, so can you. Get uploading!

A screenshot of an email from BBC Upload advising that they'll be airing my short audio-story this week.

BBC Upload tile stating 'We're getting featured on Upload'

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

All Grimhaven citizens are reminded of their loyal duty to tune in and listen to the latest episode. Failure to do so may result in public humiliation and a place on the ducking stool. embed.acast.com/69d0ebad1d70...

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Are you photographing yourself naked...again? Looks like the top of the visor is strategically placed in the second photo.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My great aunt lived on the 10th floor of Rose Tower when I was young. Fantastic views across Southsea Castle and beyond. Loved watching RN ships arriving and departing.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

In honour of this auspicious occasion, citizens will gather in the Market Square at the days and times indicated below, and shall applaud in the appropriate places. Failure to do so will result in ostracisation and debagging. Message ends.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hear ye, oh hear ye! All citizens of Grimhaven are to lend us their ears by order of the Town Council. The town's broadcasting service is receiving airtime from an outside organisation, the BBC.

Email from BBC Upload advising that the first episode of GCR is being aired.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Can't kick the hydrocarbon habit...we just love setting fire to shit.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Now live and as heard on BBC Upload, Henged featuring Ian Diddams and John Osborn, and minus the weird medieval backing music! embed.acast.com/6879823d0d2a...

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This weekend I have been 90% sunscreen.

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J. P. Paradise @jpparadise.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Steve C. Walters, good friend and collaborator on projects has an absolute belter of a poem at the other end of the show at 1:43:30. Thanks BBC Upload. And, as always if we can do it, so can you. Get creating, get uploading.

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