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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A memorial bench has been placed in Grimstone Park to remember former Grimhaven Town Councillor and slime-mould enthusiast, the Honorable Toller Fratrum. A dedication was inscribed by those who knew him best.

A park bench next to a bin. A masonry wall behind. Someone has written in silver marker pen 'No one cares'

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The luxury narrowboat Hulleaky is available for holiday trips along Goiter Flume during the three days a year that the waterway is navigable. Outside of this period the Flume is either a raging torrent or a dry river bed.

A very tired cargo narrowboat with peeling paint and obvious list to starboard, sitting tied up in a cutting covered in algae. Lovely.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Due to the ongoing canine fecal fecundity at St Marnie In The Midden parish church, the stipend vicar the Rev. Wootton Fitzpaine has been unusually terse in his condemnation of the dog-egg perpetrators; "May God strike you and your dog down should it shitteth up this holy ground".

A sign leaning against a church wall stating "Blessed are they who do not allow their dogs to foul this sacred churchyard".

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Climate change and the perpetual mists that hang over Grimhaven are creating a sub-temperate-artic microclimate around the bay area that is allowing new and unusual species of flora to thrive. Here we see the breeze-block banana plant bearing fruit.

An urban setting featuring a tall stone block gatepost upon which some bananas have been hung.
Nope, I don't know why either

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The new Grimhaven lifeboat station. The previous lifeboat station drowned after it got into difficulties, so the new lifeboat station has been constructed a mile inland to avoid a repetition.

A workshop in a rural location. Definitely not a lifeboat station.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Grimhaven Adventure Playground nears completion.

A rubble pile from a demolished building, with large amounts of foliage growing from it. In the foreground a forlorn traffic cone and some collapsed hoarding. All viewed through a Heras fence.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's a hive of industry at the Grimhaven Chocolate Teapot Factory.

A derelict loading bay with various piles of rubbish, including an upturned ride-on pink kiddies car. Above the shuttered doors there is a floor of empty offices with several windows broken.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Grimhaven Town Council are trialing a new recycling strategy. Through the sealing of all public waste bins, citizens are forced to take waste home for recycling. In other news, there has been a 575% increase in fly-tipping in the Grimhaven area.

A seaside bin, fairly new looking and only slightly pissed on by dogs. The aperture has a laminated sheet stuck over it that says 'Do not use'.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Following on from 'Taking The Manneken Pis', Kleftpalate's next track was the twenty eight second techno-jazz-funk standard 'Mummy Was A Betamax Cassette Tape, Daddy Was The Head Of An 80's New Romantic'. Critics were united in their admiration, calling it 'pretentious twaddle'.

What, I mean, wtaf is going on here? A mannequin's head on some sort of bent pole with what looks like tentacles of plastic tape trailing from its neck. Even if there was context to this it would still be weird and disturbing.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Popular Grimhaven electronic music pioneers Kleftpalate have been filming a video around the town for their latest release 'Taking The Manneken Pis'. This innovative track consists of a single chord held for 2 hrs & 39 mins with occasional pitch wheel inputs from synth wizard Mcfadden Notchfilter.

A row of seven mannequin heads on things that aren't mannequin bodies and dressed in all sorts of mad shit. This is outside at a seaside resort. Apparently a tribute to Iconic British Women or something similar. Perhaps 'ironic' would be more apt. One of the heads has a Freddie Mercury-style moustache.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Grimhaven is a noted centre of cultural excellence. Only last week the Grimhaven Anal Symphony Orchestra (GASO) performed to audiences of tens and less at the World Ass Music festival. 🧵1/2

A woman sits on a bench by a beach. In the background there is sand, sea, and sky. There are people enjoying themselves on the beach.
Immediately in front of the woman is some railing to which a sign advertising 'World Class Music Live' is attached. Because I am a fourteen year old in the body of a middle-aged man, I have taken the photo so that the woman's head and shoulders block out the CL in 'class'.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Grimhaven Guild Hall has now been fully refurbished and is open to visitors for the next week. Attractions include, but are not limited to, the officially sanctioned town collection of adjustable spanners, the indoor sensory garden (ear protection measures are advised)...🧵1/2

A small, derelict single storey utilitarian building. It would be vastly improved by an explosion.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Visitors to Lake Embouchure are warned to keep away from the hippopotami. Scientists at Grimhaven Technical College have determined that infamous Embouchure miasma is 69% hippo flatulence and capable of incapacitating a swan at a distance of six feet or more.

A fibre-glass hippo hull down. In front of it a swan appears to have fainted but is actually preening itself...I hope

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hear ye, oh hear ye! All citizens of Grimhaven are to lend us their ears by order of the Town Council. The town's broadcasting service is receiving airtime from an outside organisation, the BBC. In honour of this auspicious occasion, citizens will gather in the Market Square... 🧵1/2

Email from local BBC Radio advising that GCR Episode 2 will feature on the BBCUpload West Country programme this week.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Limply Hanging Community Hall is available for birthdays, funerals, weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, christenings, and funerals. Whatever the event, the Community Hall is the venue for you. Especially funerals. Hirers are requested to provide their own front door.

A parish noticeboard outside a single storey rural brick building with pitched roof. And missing door. And glass from the window.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A boundary marker for Grimstone, a suburb of Grimhaven. Grimstone is notable for having absolutely nothing of any note.

An old metal marker sign, looking a bit like a Tube station sign (circle with bar through the middle). It reads Grimstone. We have cheekily removed the word Dorset from the sign. Grimstone can be found on the A37 between Yeovil and Dorchester and has absolutely nothing worth stopping for.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Grimhaven citizens are requested to be on the look-out for unlicensed pirates. Only fully licensed pirates are permitted to carry out unspeakable acts of plunder within the bounds of Grimhaven. 🧵1/2

Jesus...where to start...? A bizarre cross between scarecrow and ventriloquist dummy, wearing a faded red waistcoat, and a neckerchief with skull and crossbones motifs. The head looks like a Victorian vicar, with bald head and grey sideburns. A small Norwegian blue parrot sits on his left and sagging shoulder. The whole thing is facing you from within some sort of wooden frame with a metal mesh across the front. And for no obvious reason, a bungy cord is attached to the mesh. It's the sort of shit that appears in nightmares.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Grimhaven landmarks: Upper Menge Tripe Mill. A major employer in the town, providing jobs for at least fifteen unskilled workers. The mill produces some edible and many inedible products.

A semi-derelict building, small in stature, with rendering falling off the walls. There are standard sized wooden double doors at ground level, with a peeling sign above it saying 'The Mill'. Above that is another set of wooden double doors with windows. Presumably goods were hauled up and into the first floor from carts.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The children of Grimhaven Primary School have been brightening up the town by painting murals of key events from Grimhaven's glorious past. Here we see the very first barrel-rolling & bishop-burning that took place in 1783, an annual tradition that continues through to the present day.

A mural depicting a pitchfork-wielding mob chasing a terrified priest whilst fire dominates the scene. There's tumbling barrels, skulls on spikes, and a looming figure in an executioner's hood. The whole thing looks horrific and I don't what point in history this but I'm fucking grateful I wasn't there.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Warning: contentment at risk. Are you content with the content from your favourite & only available shortwave radio station in Grimhaven? We have been asked by medical professionals & several amateurs to include contentment warnings on all our broadcasts... 🧵1/2

A screenshot from Apple Podcasts where, instead of the episode title, the words 'Contentment Warning' have been inserted. Somehow it is more Grimhaven than Grimhaven.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Grimhaven celebrates the arrival of a well-known affordable hotel chain to the town. The few visitors we receive can lodge in the premier facilities available. 🧵1/2

An old agricultural shed with holes for windows, corrugated asbestos roof, and two thirds of a door. Moss covers the roof, ivy covers some of the wall.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Good citizens of Grimhaven, weep not for though this is the last episode for the time being, be assured that this is not the end of your favourite and only broadcaster. You are commanded to listen and make notes; there shall be a test later.

Thumbnail image for Episode 10 - Just The Skin

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Senorita Flagellata has a new opening at her sumptuous coastal guest house. Sea views available after a long walk from the back door. Minimum stay – 6 months. 12 months rent payable in advance, non-refundable. Counterpane an extra £100/week. Window available on request, subject to availability.

The front of a property of some vintage in a coastal town that looks...um...neglected. Was once probably a nice cafe or shop whose glory days are in the very distant past.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Praise be to St Salmonella The Indifferent for the gift of another episode of Grimhaven Community Radio. All citizens may rejoice and listen with gladness in their hearts. But not too much gladness because we all know what that leads to, don't we? And we don't want any of that.

Thumbnail for Grimhaven Community Radio Episode 9 - Multi Storey Graveyard

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Grimhaven Town Council's mobility scheme is available to all who need it; if they meet very rigid criteria. Why not pop by the Grimhaven ScuzzyScooter office on Avenue Avenue and discuss your mobility needs.* 🧵1/2

Imagine a house where the Gallaghers all rode mobility scooters and left them out on the street, and filled the front garden with junk...and then turn that up to 11. That pretty much describes this scene.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Important visitors to Grimhaven are rare, so it was nice to see a rather dapper Cthulhu attending an evening of contemporary jazz at Ennui Lounge. The aquatic overlord dined at the inhouse eatery, Vittles & Chuck, before dancing the night away with smooth moves despite his many left feet. 🧵1/2

A large red octopus sitting atop a garden shed. It is holding a trilby hat on its head with one tentacle, and holds a silver-topped cane with another. A swordfish is in front of it.
It's a perfectly normal sight in Totnes...

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Citizens of Grimhaven, rejoice! A new episode of your favourite and only radio programme is ready for your aural pleasure. Listening is compulsory, whimpering is not acceptable. Rejoice!

Episode 9 of Grimhaven Community Radio - Francesca Carpet thumbnail

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Scout hall of the 33rd Grimhaven troop nears completion. The foundation stone was laid in 1924 by Mayor Josiah Pinkleforth, great-grandfather of disgraced mayor Jolian Pinkleforth. The scouts are excited by the prospect of having a permanent base within the next decade or so.

A derelict agricultural building or industrial workshop. The roof has gone, as has a lot of the brickwork down to the lintel of the main double doors. Kind of surprising the whole thing hasn't collapsed. An estate agent would classify it as having development potential. Yes; that bad.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Due to events internationally, the local fuel emporium at Nippletuck Crescent has temporarily run out of all petroleum-based products and Bovril, on a permanent basis.

A derelict filling station in a field that has been this way since it was bypassed decades ago. It is called Blue Star and is surrounded by Heras fencing. Although not clear from the photo, there is actually an amateur rugby club pitch behind. Immediately behind; the touchline is barely 6ft from the back wall.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Citizens of Grimhaven, rejoice! Another episode of Grimhaven Community Radio has been released for your listening pleasure. You are commanded to listen and enjoy. Failure to do so will result in a visit by the authorities, and we don't want that, do we...

The thumbnail for episode 7 - Oil My Donkey

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

All users of Grimhaven public inconveniences are respectfully reminded not to deposit any logs in excess of size 12C. Please refer to the handy size chart found on the back of all cubicle doors for guidance. The owner of this specimen is requested to seek immediate medical attention.

A field toilet in a brick outhouse on Salisbury Plain. There is a pine log approximately 4ft long sticking up out of the bowl.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Due to the siting of the pediatric and geriatric wards of Grimhaven General Hospital towards the top of Pestilence Hill, there have been regular incidents. This has led to a perpetual cycle of patient discharges, followed by almost immediate A&E admissions. 🧵1/2

A double warning signing showing both a pram and a person in a wheelchair hurtling downhill with a vertical drop imminent. Underneath it reads 'Warning - Danger, Runaway pushchair & wheelchairs'.
Kind of want to hang around to witness the phenomenon.
Not sure why only the single pushchair but multiple wheelchairs though...

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Grimhaven Constabulary are hunting the Phantom Farter, who is dropping SBDs during events and then boasting about it through the medium of poor quality graffiti. The public are requested to remain vigilant and to report any egregious acts of flatulence to the relevant authorities.

A boarded-up doorway in a tunnel. The bottom half of the door has a sheet of plywood attached, upon which is scrawled in black marker pen, the legend 'I farted in yoga'.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

A postcard from Grimhaven. The Grimsands Pleasure Pier with the start of the collapsed section clearly visible. The upturned hull of the MV Pusillanimous may be seen in the distance.

A semi-derelict English resort pier, with the furthest most end collapse or missing.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Bringing the family to Grimhaven? Why not try out one of our luxury apartments, built to the highest standards and with multiple occupancy in mind. Featuring toddler-proof screening along with extensive use of foliage for acoustic-baffling and aesthetics, your stay will be memorable.

A utilitarian stone block-shaped building set into a steep bank. Part of a missing door has been blocked off with chicken-wire. It is derelict, covered in brambles and other foliage. It has potential...to be a pile of rubble.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Due to the inherent distrust of strangers by the population of Grimhaven, the recent visit to the town by beings from across time and the dimensions of space was greeted with hostility and stone throwing.

Mural on a concrete section wall showing a flying saucer hovering over a residential street. It's all rather moody.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, the Stone Girl is watching. If you are thinking about it, just don't.

A way bigger than life-size cast concrete sculpture of a girl's head looms over the top of a leaf-strewn bank. There is some sort of portacabin-style building behind.
Absolutely no idea why it is there apart from frightening the shit out of passersby on the footpath below if they happen to glance up.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Want to escape the daily grind? Why not stay at one of the Grimsands beach-side chalets. Fully ventilated so that residents can appreciate the bracing sea-air. May become occasionally moist. Book now to avoid disappointment*. *Booking not available.

A small stone building with cage doors on the front and most of the roof missing. The sea is behind.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Gentlemen wishing to visit the dowager Countess Catherton Leweston are reminded not to approach her town house by the front door, but are to use the designated entrance at the rear, where they will be greeted coldly and given minor administration takes to do before tea is taken.

A utilitarian, red external door with utilitarian letterbox and door handle. There a metal sign at the top that reads 'Callers office entrance'

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

All Grimhaven citizens are reminded of their loyal duty to tune in and listen to the latest episode. Failure to do so may result in public humiliation and a place on the ducking stool. embed.acast.com/69d0ebad1d70...

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hear ye, oh hear ye! All citizens of Grimhaven are to lend us their ears by order of the Town Council. The town's broadcasting service is receiving airtime from an outside organisation, the BBC.

Email from BBC Upload advising that the first episode of GCR is being aired.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

All citizens of Grimhaven are requested to standby for important medical advice from the leader of the Town Council, the Lord High Constable Dame Jemima Futtock-Smythe. Do not be alarmed but mild concern is compulsory. embed.acast.com/69d0ebad1d70...

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

All Grimhaven citizens are reminded to assemble in the Market Square for speeches of interminable length by the Lord High Constable, and to listen to the latest episode from GCR. Anyone found not attending will have ration privileges revoked. embed.acast.com/69d0ebad1d70...

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The punishment methods in Grimhaven have been described as barbaric and medieval, but nothing could be further from the truth. The ducking stool is sanded and checked for splinters before every use, and the duckee has a choice of cushions to sit on. 🧵1/2

A modern interpretation of a ducking stool. It is securely fastened so no actual ducking can take place. Some oik has graffitied 'zorg' down the arm...the twat.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Is the heat getting you down? Does your property feel stuffy? Does it suffer from inadequate ventilation? Why not seek inspiration at the Grimhaven Lightweight Roofing Boutique. Come and see the range of tile and cladding-free ideas to increase air circulation and water levels within your home. 🧵1/2

A small garage sized building that appears to be wooden in structure. There is a window at front in which are the words 'Showroom Entrance' in white lettering applied to the glass, with an arrow below pointing to the right at a blue, modern domestic-style front door. Rafters and battens are visible but there are no roof tiles, so the whole structure is open to the elements. Would sell for upwards of £1m in central London...

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

As you leave the suburbs of Grimhaven, heading out towards The Tundra, you will pass Monument Alley; a lasting tribute to extreme arboriculture. Visitors to the area are reminded not to gawp, as gawping is now an offence punishable by a fine or a light spanking.

What was once large and tall Leylandii stripped to their trunks so that they look like 30ft high saguaro cacti. Strangely horrific and compelling at the same time.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Grimhaven Community Radio; uniquely peculiar.

A screenshot of the GCR page on Spotify with the 'More like this' tab selected. Underneath it says 'We couldn't find anything'.
Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

To celebrate the release of the first GCR episode, Cannon Fire Soup, the production team have been shopping at the Sir Henry Handful bazaar. Much use was made of the on-street vending facilities.

A block-paved alleyway with boarded up premises either side and lined with commercial wheelie-bins. It's the sort of place where bodies are discovered in gritty crime dramas.

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

All citizens are reminded of their duty to tune in and listen. Anyone found not listening will be sent to the Grimhaven blind house without any supper. embed.acast.com/69d0ebad1d70...

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Grimhaven Community Radio @grimhavencomradio.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Citizens of Grimhaven are mandated to stand by their radio sets and await further instructions. The rest of you can obtain this aural goodness from Monday 15th June, wherever you get your podcasts.

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