JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026dude crushed a week's worth of ham, woke up and his ankles looked like basketballs 130
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026buddy of mine ODed on ham one spring break and had to go to the ER the next morning for an IV and an admonishment 3101
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Parent with a limited social life win: buddy's kid is playing on the field next to Kid 1 tonight. Impromptu hang >>> 150
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dude just dunked some kimbap in eggs and fried it like french toast 🤯 020
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me, periodically: I don't need to do Night Work, we're doing just fine Me, when I don't do Night Work for any meaingful amount of time:static.klipy.com혼파망 피자ALT: 혼파망 피자 040
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026omg he somehow fell off my algo but the dude who does "camping in the rain with sick gear and my dog and heavy rain/snow" popped back up in my feed and all is well 110
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Con: might have to physically drive down to work tomorrow Pro: I haven't been to my fav deli in forever.... 020
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seen it once. Long time ago, started it late, lived in a creaky house, winds were high. Turned on all the lights and didn't sleep. 110
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"what if we create a horrendous user interface with a laggy response time and then, for fun, encourage people to use their phone as the remote but made the actual remote super sensitive so they often cancel each other out?!?" 020
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026- bake potatoes @ 425 for 60-75min - toss in a head of garlic ~30-45 min in - when tender, cut in half and scoop into a bowl while hot - add roasted garlic, cream, butter, herbs, horseradish. mix - put in baking dish, add some squiggles with a fork, broil until desired color/crispiness 000
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026would let my kids watch Crimson Tide on repeat before many 80s-90s PG13 movies 020
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026meant to post last night: Kid 1 has been in a softball drought but reached and scored 3x last night. On the last one she "slid" headfirst despite no play. Coach was like "great effort, never do that again, thought you broke multiple bones" She's as graceful as her father. 020
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Another one that I haven't seen in too long. 9yo me quoted that more than was appropriate. 010
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 03/10/202610:48pm: DAD, I'M DONE (collapsed in a heap) we're normally pretty strict re bedtime and screentime but dude hates being apart from the girls and we don't have anything til 10am tomorrow. yolo etc When he wakes at 6 and we're both grumpy I'll prob sing a different tune. 030
JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comAnchorman Baxter: You Know I Don't Speak Spanish!ALT: Anchorman Baxter: You Know I Don't Speak Spanish! 030
