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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just tried what I think is my first pumpkin spice latte, and I regret to say that it’s delicious and basic white girls were right about this.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I did hear Flanagan say this was influenced by Exorcist III, I just didn’t realize he’d be THIS influenced by Exorcist III. (For the record, I love Exorcist III and I am crazy hyped for Flanagan’s take)

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got my own Julie! Apparently my Julie is named Lisa.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m sure that’s the worst, most obvious joke I’ve ever made. I’m leaving it up for purposes of shame.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me when I’m a choosy mom:

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Norm is the true GOAT. Easily favorite voice in the world. Every few months I try to find a copy of him singing “One Second and a Million Miles” on BBC Radio 2. I had my own copy (doesn’t matter how 🏴‍☠️) and must’ve lost it. It was transcendent.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Most men type this font too fast.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil movie answers the question “What if After Hours was an Evil Dead movie?” I had a blast and I’ve never even played any of the games.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Should you bring iced coffee to a bris?

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Years later and I’m still thinking about how badly that Sweeney Todd revival fumbled by not casting Raúl Esparza.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Paul’s not in this thread to do this so I must in his stead: “Realness is my biggest kink, doo dah doo dah.”

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Greens, greens, nothing but greens. Parsley, peppers, cabbages, and celery, asparagus and watercress and fiddlefern and lettuce. He said "Alright." But it wasn't quite, 'cause I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night. He was robbing me! R-ping me! Rooting through my rutabaga, raiding my aru

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me: Are you sad that both of your kids are so boring? Just living normal lives with no interesting stories? Mom: Oh. You mean like one of you having a secret double life as a 1/5-a-day alcoholic for years and no one finding out until after his friends gave him an intervention? Me: Besides that.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s weird to me that Zimmer allowed Klaus Badelt (a man once reliably described to me as “an impossible asshole”) to get credit for Pirates 1 when Zimmer worked no more or less on that movie than any of his others.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do you remember those autotuned news videos: Bed Intruder Song, etc.? Anyway, I just watched London Road (2015)

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why is it formatted like a poem? “I don’t like that show It was Stupid, that you know My regards to Ken”

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And they used to go down when anything little thing went wrong with Kong. One of my old team leads told me about a Kong downtime over his eyebrow not working. I can’t believe they’re operating without it.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s a start. I’m feeling great. Literally everything is better like this.

A sobriety tracker reading “I’ve been alcohol free for 1 year.”

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Thinking about Jack Lemmon today for no reason in particular.

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I’m not caught up, has Jack Reacher yet completed his main goal of discovering the human back-width size limit?

Do you think a guy who always wears tinted Bono glasses cares about looking tacky?

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Interior designers and Gen Z can mock it all they want, but I won’t stop decorating with my beloved millennial green until it stops making me happy (i.e. never).

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I know Kyle Chandler and Ron Livingston are different people. They don’t even look that much alike. But I CANNOT tell them apart for anything. They’re in the same face family.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m home sick so I figured it I’d watch The Birds (1963) for the first time. That town is full of lunatics and the birds are right to do what they’re doing.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran, if your statement is just “I am not complicit. I am only complicit in whatever it is that gives me the most money. I have my own personal opinions that are whatever you think is good and I hold those opinions strongly, whatever they may be.” then maybe don’t release a statement at all.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

DAMMIT! This is like when @kevinddaly.bsky.social and I made the exact same joke about Redmayne’s Emcee. I gotta be quicker than y’all somehow.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sunday in the Park with George? More like Never in Nowhere with Nobody amirite

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched An eclectic last few days of me fixing some blind spots to mixed reactions.

Letterboxd last four featuring Tootsie, A Few Good Men, Single White Female, and The Terminator.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh no it looks like the free market didn’t WORK!! It seems healthy competition isn’t enough to stop companies from harming us! WHAT a DAMN surPRISE!!

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think about this guy’s little “you you you you you” gesture at least twice a day.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

She has a comic book name. It’s nominative determinism.

Chris Harper doesn’t pay Jonathan Bailey’s salary. Noted.

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The rumor I’d like to start is that Jonathan Bailey dropped out of Sunday because he overheard me singing Finishing the Hat in my apartment and decided I was the only one worthy of the part.

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Happy birthday to the reason I quietly dismiss anyone who says no one under 70 should sing “I’m Still Here.”

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I’ve always wondered why they call it pumpkin spice when actual pumpkin guts smell revolting. It’s like calling an Italian herb blend “dog breath.”

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This is what I’m asking for if I win The Long Walk

“Out of the game“ seems like the ideal place for Gal Gadot.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Autocorrect just changed “accomplishment“ to “accomplishasn’t” so I‘m thinking about becoming Amish.

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ebenezer looks awesome. Moving pictures with synchronized sound?! What will they think of next?

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oh I have a few: A young detective censors an artist‘s self-expression. A musician is only okay and gets depressed. A guy wonders if his dad’s stories are true. A park is inspected before opening. Iowans invest in an arts program.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I relate to that movie because I also like to watch TV.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Broadway people should be talking much more about Nicole Parker. We can’t keep letting the LA Improv people hog her like this.