iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got my own Julie! Apparently my Julie is named Lisa.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me when I’m a choosy mom:

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil movie answers the question “What if After Hours was an Evil Dead movie?” I had a blast and I’ve never even played any of the games.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Should you bring iced coffee to a bris?

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Years later and I’m still thinking about how badly that Sweeney Todd revival fumbled by not casting Raúl Esparza.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Greens, greens, nothing but greens. Parsley, peppers, cabbages, and celery, asparagus and watercress and fiddlefern and lettuce. He said "Alright." But it wasn't quite, 'cause I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night. He was robbing me! R-ping me! Rooting through my rutabaga, raiding my aru

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me: Are you sad that both of your kids are so boring? Just living normal lives with no interesting stories? Mom: Oh. You mean like one of you having a secret double life as a 1/5-a-day alcoholic for years and no one finding out until after his friends gave him an intervention? Me: Besides that.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do you remember those autotuned news videos: Bed Intruder Song, etc.? Anyway, I just watched London Road (2015)

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s a start. I’m feeling great. Literally everything is better like this.

A sobriety tracker reading “I’ve been alcohol free for 1 year.”

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thinking about Jack Lemmon today for no reason in particular.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Interior designers and Gen Z can mock it all they want, but I won’t stop decorating with my beloved millennial green until it stops making me happy (i.e. never).

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I know Kyle Chandler and Ron Livingston are different people. They don’t even look that much alike. But I CANNOT tell them apart for anything. They’re in the same face family.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m home sick so I figured it I’d watch The Birds (1963) for the first time. That town is full of lunatics and the birds are right to do what they’re doing.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran, if your statement is just “I am not complicit. I am only complicit in whatever it is that gives me the most money. I have my own personal opinions that are whatever you think is good and I hold those opinions strongly, whatever they may be.” then maybe don’t release a statement at all.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sunday in the Park with George? More like Never in Nowhere with Nobody amirite

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched An eclectic last few days of me fixing some blind spots to mixed reactions.

Letterboxd last four featuring Tootsie, A Few Good Men, Single White Female, and The Terminator.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh no it looks like the free market didn’t WORK!! It seems healthy competition isn’t enough to stop companies from harming us! WHAT a DAMN surPRISE!!

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Chris Harper doesn’t pay Jonathan Bailey’s salary. Noted.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The rumor I’d like to start is that Jonathan Bailey dropped out of Sunday because he overheard me singing Finishing the Hat in my apartment and decided I was the only one worthy of the part.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Out of the game“ seems like the ideal place for Gal Gadot.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Autocorrect just changed “accomplishment“ to “accomplishasn’t” so I‘m thinking about becoming Amish.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ebenezer looks awesome. Moving pictures with synchronized sound?! What will they think of next?

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oh I have a few: A young detective censors an artist‘s self-expression. A musician is only okay and gets depressed. A guy wonders if his dad’s stories are true. A park is inspected before opening. Iowans invest in an arts program.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Broadway people should be talking much more about Nicole Parker. We can’t keep letting the LA Improv people hog her like this.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hello, I have never been in public before nor have I met another person in my life. Can you give me directions to Trader Joe’s in Winter Park, FL?

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh no. RIP Tim Curry. If there was ever someone who could be called “one of a kind” it was Tim Curry. I always love him in anything and will frequently watch a movie just because he’s in it. Great actor, great voice, and by all accounts I’ve heard, a great person.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being SUCH a good person and doing SO MUCH good in the world that the fact that you’re one of the greatest songwriters of all time is almost secondary to your legacy. Art matters but it shouldn’t be the best of you, and Dolly knew that better than anyone.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I used to be called Dolly at a former workplace because we both have big hair, big tits (mine are metaphorical but they’re real and they’re fantastic), and were always breaking into song. I will continue those traditions as long as I live.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The wail I just let out! Dolly Parton you are already missed. 🕊️ May we all remember to sing out loud every day, go the library (donate if you can), and be a good person to EVERYONE!

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

What idiot that clearly never worked in Park Ops had this bright idea? Anyone who was good at ops knows guests get two choices: ride it or don’t, and they can barely handle that as it is.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Don’t you dare show me that AI burrito again, algorithm. Once was too many. In fact, never show me anything AI related that doesn‘t star Haley Joel Osment and Jude Law.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you didn’t tear up at that Kelli O’Hara video we can’t be friends.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

“Between a rock and a hard place“ is truly the worst idiom. It sounds like a placeholder for a better phrase. What about a rock and a brick wall? A rock and snakes? Do better next time.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Don’t know what’s going on with the kids these days, but several of my piano students have asked me to play Prelude/Angry Young Man this week. The kids have seemingly abandoned Imagine Dragons for Billy Joel and I AM HERE FOR IT.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Life is a highway, no one’s following the rules and I’m scared for my life.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m starting the think it was maybe a bad idea to have two television presenters run the world’s strongest military.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Yes for the love of god we all know O Brother Where Art Thou is based on the Odyssey if I see one more person make a joke about it I’m gonna explode

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It’s me singing the whole score alone in my car. LIVE ON STAGE

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I Tried Every Cheeto In This Bag | Here’s How They Ranked

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

They made Steve Reich’s piece “It’s Gonna Rain” into a movie, except the movie is somehow more repetitive.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Still salty that the Tonys considered Floyd Collins a classic (which it definitely isn’t but should be) and shut it out of a best score nom and win.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Just know, if I am ever in a hit tv show then years later do a recap podcast of said show, you have my permission to take me out of my misery.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This is my life. (same handle on Letterboxd) And yes TDKR is 5 stars. Don’t make me beat you up.

Letterboxd last four watched, High School Musical, The Dark Knight Rises, Reversal of Fortune, and The Amazing Bulk

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I recently became a reluctant exercise doer, and I’m here to inform you that the popular reports about exercise improving mood are unfortunately totally true.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I can’t wait to hear Ebenezer Scrooge’s backstory, which is famously never depicted in the original.

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JP @jplowrey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Oh no! That movie was so bad it ruined his acting career.

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