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Aspiring author. Avid reader SFF, Paranormal, Romance. Reviewer. Shelf Help Books. www.youtube.com/@shelfhelpbookwyrm (She/Her) 💛🩵🩷💜 @JPL_Reader

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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 10h
🖤Am I capable?🩷 cooking: With a recipe whistle: no draw: I wish paint: I have fun swim: Yes english: American dance: I am white sing: see above drive: Yes gifting: Pretty good write: Of course guitar: HAHA no... speaking: I can write you a speech 😁
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 13h
Like a real life Frank Burns?
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Major Frank Burns: Embarrassed Newspaper Moment
ALT: Major Frank Burns: Embarrassed Newspaper Moment
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 13h
I'm so sorry that happened! I'm glad he is okay.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 13h
.....was he NOT fully sedated the second time? Is he okay?
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love it!
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I burned through all 8 books in a month and half. And then inflicted them on my DM with great joy (I will probably pay for this later).
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a fucking dirtbag.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Agnes's Fluffy Unicorn Moment
ALT: Agnes's Fluffy Unicorn Moment
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stay salty and feed nazies to graboids.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like if I am in a relationship where my so feels the need to make things a test, I probably don't need to be in that relationship.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not all heroes wear capes, but a surprising number wear scrubs.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does he looks like he's turning into Homer Simpson?
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay, but what if I do the same thing but in a black pot that looks vaguely like a caldron then dance around it while cackling?
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Jenny with a Green Ribbon Around Her Neck @readingtheend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nothing, and I mean nothing, hits like reaching the seventh book in a romance series and you finally get to see the Super Mega Villain Guy (g/n), whom you've hated for a decade at this point, emotionally ruined by the power of love
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember working for a company that had an onsite daycare, but the cost came out of the employee's paycheck. I asked one of the mom's how much it was, and it was pretty much the whole paycheck if the kid came everyday.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@radiodeadair.com wreg.com/news/nation-...
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Man crashes car into Kroger store in Texas to use bathroom, police say
A man drove his car into a Kroger store in Rosenberg early Sunday morning so that he could use the bathroom, police said.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a shocking twist, the thing we all told you we didn't want, we still do not want.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Cornell Sun Is burning it all down. Good. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Working on the next Chapter by Chapter book (it's Shad's, may gods/goddesses of reading have mercy on my shelf). I know I wasn't going to literally do Chapter by Chapter, but I am on page 6 - less than half way through ch1 - and I have 8 pages of notes.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, John Rape Apologist. They destroyed her, and they did it gleefully. They deserve to go to prison. Men, you need to STEP THE FUCK UP. NOW. Yes, ALL MEN.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the big problems with rationalists is that they are uniformly mediocre white guys who never continued growing as people past 12 years old. This is also why they *all* end up in a sex cult.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Republicans are losing and they know it.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I...don't care what my pilot does in their off time. Do they think the think furries wear the suits all the time? Do they think the plane has a litter box?
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🌟📚Book Review📚🌟 My general feelings for all 8 books of Dungeon Crawler Carl. #booksky #bookreview www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ooG...
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BooykWyrm Reviews: Dungeon Crawler Carl
YouTube video by Shelf Help Books
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How much do you like these tropes? Enemies to lovers: 7/10 Second chance: 5/10 Fake dating: 9/10 Friends to lovers: 9/10 Age gap: 8/10 Found family: 12/10 Grumpy x sunshine: 10/10 Pregnancy: 2/10 Slow burn: 9/10 Love triangle: 0/10 And bonus: Why choose 10/10 (add fantasy creature for +3)
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No small part of what got us here is the pardoning of Nixon. We can't let this slide.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would, but it is still 100+ degrees here and I am worried he is going to pass out.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought a new comforter. It arrived today, in a box smaller then I usually get books in. This thing is going to open like a can of biscuits.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The ads leading up the midterm are going to suck balls.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beautiful!
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This brings my Texas heart joy.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Come on, come on, let's turn this state blue.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How many acting classes do reporters have to take to keep a straight face?
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Sigh
ALT: Sigh
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh that is a tiny little number for the head of a political party.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I worry it is the balloon they are sending up to see the responce.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let's not make the man a martyr. That said, I also don't trust the system to punish him.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd prefer he just died and nothing happened that might turn him into a martyr. Not that his cult won't continue worshipping him regardless, but they don't need help.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
White men aren't interested in politics, because politics aren't interested in them.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
QTP with a sword
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Zelda Link
Alt: Link with the Master Sword in Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
depluralise a movie Tremor
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is why they don't want people learning history, so they can't spot the pattern. Also normalcy bias is a hell of a drug.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I turned on the ceiling fan and now Jethro (rescue bassette) won't stop baying at it while hiding in the hallway. 🙃
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Courage The Cowardly Dog: Oh No!
Alt: Courage The Cowardly Dog: Oh No!
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Good Morning
ALT: Good Morning
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love this break down.
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your fav Disney character currently.
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Merida Disney Princess with Her Horse
ALT: Merida Disney Princess with Her Horse
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tiniest Violin
ALT: Tiniest Violin
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you are convinced you are life's main character...
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hand soap. They managed to contaminate hand soap. JFC... www.cbs19.tv/article/news...
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JPL_Reader @jpl-reader.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh bless their hearts...
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