JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Netflix needs to turn the home plate ump down from volume level 11. Happy New Year, everyone. 020
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I saw a really interesting piece on Brazoban from the PIX crew yesterday - he raised his arm slot which makes his different pitches now all originate from the same point. And that makes it harder to see FB or offspeed until too late. #Tunneling is hot this spring. 020
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Nah. I think it’s pretty self-evident. It obviously is a bummer that Vientos doesn’t have options left as Mauricio is such a more helpful piece than Vientos right now. 020
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Francisco Alvarez is going to be the master of ABS this year. Dude is good. Big year incoming for El Troll #LFGM #Mets 070
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Did you know that his parents named him after Trot Nixon? They didn’t do well at that, but they tried. 000
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026With successfully working anti-skip? This would be the cryptid wing of the museum? 000
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I’m sorry that this happened. We’ve become to susceptible to being persuaded by the loudest and fastest voice rather than the one to which we ought to be paying our attention. That really sucks. 001
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Aw man. RIP Loverboy Dennis. He was my favorite out of all the wrestlers on all of the Midnight Expresses. 000
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Also, if Jeter was such a team-first leader, why did he not immediately say to Cashman, “get A-Rod and I will move from SS to 3B. Alex is a much better SS than I am, and it will make the team better”? Not one person I baseball in 2003 thought Jeter was even near A-Rod as a defensive SS. 010
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Why the fuck did Grady Little leave Pedro I to pitch after the 7th Gm 7 of 2003 ALCS? He *had* to know he was going to be fired then. He’s kinda a strange bird. Maybe it’s like the lover who doesn’t want to do the mechanics of breaking up so they push you away and make you do it? Watching NFLX doc. 000
Reposted by JPKMetshammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/03/2026We must believe in a world to create that world 5052041850
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026THe timing issue being that a huge hunk of shit who is openly contemptuous of the Constitution is squatting there presently? 010
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Ahhhh the land of UHF and trying to get the saucy scrambled channels by perching the dial just before it clicks into the next channel (a/k/a Dark Web 1.0). 000
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Yay! That makes me so to happy to have brought a small joy into your lives. 010
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Howlin Wolf is superb. Even more glad I’m sponsoring a sushi order for you! 110
Reposted by JPKMetsgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The body treats attachment rupture like acute injury. The nervous system tries with increasing panic to locate what is lost, and absence feels like annihilation because we have evolved, over thousands of years and above all else, the need to bond, and a deafening klaxon to tell us when we are not. 1945646
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026(P8) that I saw - Tweed Demon , naturally. She seemed appropriately bemused by my idiocy and I thought that was fair. So I said the only thing I thought I could “it’s showtime” and she laughed. And that is my big transit story of the day. I’m happy i had the quip lined up in the moment for once! 100
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026(P7) my sitch and realized that if I held the unipole, I would not kiss the F train floor. So hold on I did, and i stomped around in 1 1/2 circles, tethered to the center. I got no style points but neither did I fall! When I lurched to a stop I straightened up and focused on the first face (cont) 100
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026(P6) shaboot and, consequently, when I tried to raise said right hoof it remained nailed to the floor and my body pitched forward without it. I was scared momentarily as the physics all pointed to faceplant. BUT I am an experienced klutz, so time slowed as it should and I was able to process (cont) 100
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026(P5) allow others to disembark unimpeded. After the doors closed I started to move back to my spot. I was still alone at the double tuning fork with my hand on the unipole that drops from the ceiling. As I went back to neutral, the front of my left foot managed to step on the back of my right (cont) 100
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026(P 4). Now I’m no Don Johnson or anything but I fancied that my eye did meet that of Tweedella’s and that we shared a look that said “I don’t anticipate either of us killing the other” if not a smile. So southward we road under rivers. At one of the early stops I had to take a few steps to (cont) 100
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026(P 3). However, their form does not follow my function. There is excess sole material that allows those governed by a slapstick household God to actually step on your own foot. That’s the backstory. Other elements - at Delancey, a really pretty lady in a tweed blazer and black boots boarded (cont) 100
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026(Part 2). So I got on the M and then the F at W4. It was a nice train no crowding and I had a center pole all to myself - the type that looks like two tuning forks that have been welded at the tong tips to one another. I was wearing a pair of fun shoes. They look neat like two beehives (cont it p 3) 100
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Story time - so I ventured to the outlands tonight, far from my ancestral homeland of the UES for karaoke at Branded in bed-stuy, which is a great time with an awesome host (Jared) every Thursday. So I set out on ye olde F train (con’t in part 2) 100
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Oh oh. Then I googled realization and well, fuck. Maybe it’s just a Met fan thing. Likely brought on by Duaner Sanchez injury in 2006 that undid a dynasty. 010
Reposted by JPKMetsThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/03/2026WELP fortune.com/2026/03/18/h... 1063146427102
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026It tells me you are unmessagesble. But shoot me a message and I shall reply. 110
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Oh my. I just saw your sushi buddy. How might one contribute to your order ? 111
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026That sounds lovely! I had sushi night last night. So sassifying, as Clarence Carter would say. 010
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 18/03/2026www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/mar/… Fantastic article on why Team USA in the #WBC was so viscerally repellant to baseball fans who also happen to have souls. theguardian.comOther nations danced for joy at the World Baseball Classic. Team USA played toy soldiersVenezuela played with heart, Italy sipped espresso and the Dominicans showed off their verve at the tournament. America wanted to concentrate on war 040
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This is truly beautiful and represents best in sports and in some way, humanity. #MSDhoni #Thalaforareason 001
JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Man, what a brain cramp I had on Hidalgo. I put him wayyyy back in time. Well, the 2004 season was not my favorite, especially the trade deadline. But Hidalgo crushing baseballs - I saw him maul some Yankees at Shea - was fun! 010