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Special Ed lawyer. NYC Lifer. My Love language = situational hitting. MS Dhoni aficionado, Rishabh Pant enthusiast. Lindor devotee, Ronny Mauricio advocate, and Joe Strummer believer

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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Netflix needs to turn the home plate ump down from volume level 11. Happy New Year, everyone.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I saw a really interesting piece on Brazoban from the PIX crew yesterday - he raised his arm slot which makes his different pitches now all originate from the same point. And that makes it harder to see FB or offspeed until too late. #Tunneling is hot this spring.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Nah. I think it’s pretty self-evident. It obviously is a bummer that Vientos doesn’t have options left as Mauricio is such a more helpful piece than Vientos right now.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Francisco Alvarez is going to be the master of ABS this year. Dude is good. Big year incoming for El Troll #LFGM #Mets
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Did you know that his parents named him after Trot Nixon? They didn’t do well at that, but they tried.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Wow! Congrats to Utagushimanide. That is remarkable.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Wow! Congrats to Utagushimanide. That is remarkable.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
With successfully working anti-skip? This would be the cryptid wing of the museum?
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m sorry that this happened. We’ve become to susceptible to being persuaded by the loudest and fastest voice rather than the one to which we ought to be paying our attention. That really sucks.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
No lies detected in this response.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just a lovely thought to provoke. Thank you.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Aw man. RIP Loverboy Dennis. He was my favorite out of all the wrestlers on all of the Midnight Expresses.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Fuck yeah!
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Also, if Jeter was such a team-first leader, why did he not immediately say to Cashman, “get A-Rod and I will move from SS to 3B. Alex is a much better SS than I am, and it will make the team better”? Not one person I baseball in 2003 thought Jeter was even near A-Rod as a defensive SS.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Why the fuck did Grady Little leave Pedro I to pitch after the 7th Gm 7 of 2003 ALCS? He *had* to know he was going to be fired then. He’s kinda a strange bird. Maybe it’s like the lover who doesn’t want to do the mechanics of breaking up so they push you away and make you do it? Watching NFLX doc.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We must believe in a world to create that world
Battlemech looming over highway with sign

“Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THe timing issue being that a huge hunk of shit who is openly contemptuous of the Constitution is squatting there presently?
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It does sound peaceful…
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
In the first AB, Jesus made walks?
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Jesús walks
screenshot of MLB Gameday play by play log reading”Jesús Made walks. Jett Williams to 2nd.”
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Bravo!
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Ahhhh the land of UHF and trying to get the saucy scrambled channels by perching the dial just before it clicks into the next channel (a/k/a Dark Web 1.0).
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yay! That makes me so to happy to have brought a small joy into your lives.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Howlin Wolf is superb. Even more glad I’m sponsoring a sushi order for you!
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Superb
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The body treats attachment rupture like acute injury. The nervous system tries with increasing panic to locate what is lost, and absence feels like annihilation because we have evolved, over thousands of years and above all else, the need to bond, and a deafening klaxon to tell us when we are not.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Six days, 21 hours, 48 minutes. But who is counting.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Fin.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(P8) that I saw - Tweed Demon , naturally. She seemed appropriately bemused by my idiocy and I thought that was fair. So I said the only thing I thought I could “it’s showtime” and she laughed. And that is my big transit story of the day. I’m happy i had the quip lined up in the moment for once!
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(P7) my sitch and realized that if I held the unipole, I would not kiss the F train floor. So hold on I did, and i stomped around in 1 1/2 circles, tethered to the center. I got no style points but neither did I fall! When I lurched to a stop I straightened up and focused on the first face (cont)
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(P6) shaboot and, consequently, when I tried to raise said right hoof it remained nailed to the floor and my body pitched forward without it. I was scared momentarily as the physics all pointed to faceplant. BUT I am an experienced klutz, so time slowed as it should and I was able to process (cont)
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(P5) allow others to disembark unimpeded. After the doors closed I started to move back to my spot. I was still alone at the double tuning fork with my hand on the unipole that drops from the ceiling. As I went back to neutral, the front of my left foot managed to step on the back of my right (cont)
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(P 4). Now I’m no Don Johnson or anything but I fancied that my eye did meet that of Tweedella’s and that we shared a look that said “I don’t anticipate either of us killing the other” if not a smile. So southward we road under rivers. At one of the early stops I had to take a few steps to (cont)
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(P 3). However, their form does not follow my function. There is excess sole material that allows those governed by a slapstick household God to actually step on your own foot. That’s the backstory. Other elements - at Delancey, a really pretty lady in a tweed blazer and black boots boarded (cont)
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(Part 2). So I got on the M and then the F at W4. It was a nice train no crowding and I had a center pole all to myself - the type that looks like two tuning forks that have been welded at the tong tips to one another. I was wearing a pair of fun shoes. They look neat like two beehives (cont it p 3)
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Story time - so I ventured to the outlands tonight, far from my ancestral homeland of the UES for karaoke at Branded in bed-stuy, which is a great time with an awesome host (Jared) every Thursday. So I set out on ye olde F train (con’t in part 2)
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
David Wright
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oh oh. Then I googled realization and well, fuck. Maybe it’s just a Met fan thing. Likely brought on by Duaner Sanchez injury in 2006 that undid a dynasty.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What about googling dissociation and feeling seen?
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It tells me you are unmessagesble. But shoot me a message and I shall reply.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Oh my. I just saw your sushi buddy. How might one contribute to your order ?
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
That sounds lovely! I had sushi night last night. So sassifying, as Clarence Carter would say.
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
There is a party where two representatives from World Baseball Classic team Venezuela (Suarez and Acuna Jr) are dancing with women, and someone from Team USA (assumed to be Judge) is standing in the corner saying "they don't know Paul Skenes was almost in the airforce"
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/mar/… Fantastic article on why Team USA in the #WBC was so viscerally repellant to baseball fans who also happen to have souls.
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Other nations danced for joy at the World Baseball Classic. Team USA played toy soldiers
Venezuela played with heart, Italy sipped espresso and the Dominicans showed off their verve at the tournament. America wanted to concentrate on war
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Tremendous
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is truly beautiful and represents best in sports and in some way, humanity. #MSDhoni #Thalaforareason
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Aye aye, cap’n.
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JPKMets @jpkmets.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Man, what a brain cramp I had on Hidalgo. I put him wayyyy back in time. Well, the 2004 season was not my favorite, especially the trade deadline. But Hidalgo crushing baseballs - I saw him maul some Yankees at Shea - was fun!
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