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Jeremy Harris but spooky

@jpharris.bsky.social
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 25m
It’s all consensual.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 33m
no, I can’t do the voice.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 5h
Lorn Michaels to the writers room: So we’re bringing back “that’s gay.”
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 5h
My Trapper’s Keeper
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 6h
Me to Michael Bay
static.klipy.com
Dale Walking Dead: I know what kind of man you are
Alt: Dale Walking Dead: I know what kind of man you are
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 6h
No, I never watched it but I’ve seen what Michael Bay does.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 6h
Make a war film rubbish. Pearl Harbor (2001; dir. Michael Bay)
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 6h
Well the Henrys won but one of the Richards was played by Magneto, so who can say which was best?
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 6h
Oh cool do you prefer the Richards or the Henrys?
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 8h
Do they not vet these monologues? You gotta let a guy say such humorous things as “That’s gay,” Lorne?
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Enemies of the state, Fox News
Fox News video from 10/10/26:
“Slowing down in the AI race would benefit US adversaries, Super Intelligence Force vice chair says”
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Never forget Elon Musk’s Rootin’ Teuton hat.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When was this posted because this man may be an enemy of the state.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can tell AI doesn’t have feelings because it would be agonizing to have to watch movies at human speed if you were a digital computer person.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
to be human is to be sick as ffffuuuuucccck
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How dare you conflate our values with what we do.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
also jesus christ I used to be able to do something called a “spinal twist” and now just thinking the name hurts.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m kind of constantly revising how early my AS symptoms started showing up. Like, yesterday I would have said it was my twenties. Today I remembered how much harder right-to-left spinal twists were in my high school yoga classes.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And it’s because he was reported to throw tantrums where he actually chewed on carpet? Incredible.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We watched Legend for the first time last night. Everyone talks about Tim Curry’s performance. No one talks about Tom Cruise’s short little skirts or his teenager-in-underwear sidekick.
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 10/10/2026
"Tax our wealth and provide basic income and we'll all leave and everyone will stop working," says the person with way too much wealth who never stops wanting more more more more more.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tom Servo spent 2005-2015 living with Jennifer Coolidge. The breakup was amicable.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Savage Draggin’ My Feet Because Damn I Hurt
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we, uh, don’t talk about the time they increased encounters with Chinese communist forces at the height of “Wu Flu” hysteria.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone at Bethesda was like “What if the next 76 trash mob wasn’t a new kind of ghoul or raider?” and boy howdy did it work
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really couldn’t make out that second line at all.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There’s a Killing joke song that goes “All who died / And everything's alive / Communion” but I always heard “Oh who died and made me take so much communion” and I like my version better.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Am I an enemy of the state if I call them LLMs?
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI could never. (R. Scott Bakker, The Warrior Prophet)
A book was never "read." Here, as elsewhere, language betrayed the true nature of the activity. To say that a book was read was to make the same mistake as the gambler who crowed about winning as though he'd taken it by force of hand or resolve. To toss the number-sticks was to seize a moment of helpless-ness, nothing more. But to open a book was by far the more profound gamble.
To open a book was not only to seize a moment of helplessness, not only to relinquish a jealous handful of heartbeats to the unpredictable mark of another man's quill, it was to allow oneself to be written. For what was a book if not a long consecutive surrender to the movements of another's soul?
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Go for the eyes.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
first time I saw cum on a tv show, but not the last.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Up the Time Traveler’s Wife
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
stupid sexy matlock
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He was an early adopter
apnews.com
GOP senator challenges Teamsters head to a fight in a fiery exchange at a hearing
A Senate hearing devolved into an angry confrontation between Sen. Markwayne Mullin and International Brotherhood of Teamsters President Sean O’Brien.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by pacifism... SPACE!
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jason is dead. My name… is Jason X.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
noooo don’t show me my reflection in the knife, Jason X.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Christopher Reeve was paralyzed below the neck but they wrote an article where his wife said he could still get it up. That’s relevant I think.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One time when I was sleeping and had to go to work or classes or whatever in the morning, my girlfriend woke me up, took advantage of autonomic functions, and rode me despite my protests.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is Jon Heder too old? Was he canceled?
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That one time Front Line Assembly said “we shall do the rap.”
youtu.be
Victim of a Criminal
YouTube video by Front Line Assembly - Topic
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait, those kids were in high school. I blame the mother.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t necessarily blame his mother, but she was a factor.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Suburbanites acting like they were card carrying members of the Kreisau Circle.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is funny as fuck coming from a Canadian, where there is also no one alive who’s witnessed a revolution on home soil.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ohhhhh, you’re gonna have to stop paying attention to a lot of things then.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds like you figured it out!
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“the sranc made a womb of him” This is why I can’t recommend your books, Mr. Bakker.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had to scroll so far down to find a review of the new Star Wars racing game that started with “Now this is pod racing!” Humanity is an embarrassment.
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Jeremy Harris but spooky @jpharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been listening to Incesticide
youtu.be
The Vaselines-Son Of a Gun
YouTube video by standingwater87
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