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Jim Perrin

@jperrin.bsky.social
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Something something at Microsoft something something. Life coach for terrible ideas

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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's okay. @merriam-webster.com's got your back....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna sit here and think positive thoughts...
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Where do you think we are right now?
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who wants crab cakes?
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Signed up for I hope will be a great writer's retreat this winter. Met a guy named Danny who said his Dad's been part of the operation for years Check out the venue!
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Portland continues to have the best graffiti.
Chalk art on a neighborhood sidewalk that says "Orwell warned us about this"
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey @blowdart.me ....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Frank Nitti wore it better (and was arguably more competent)
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So, how much seasoning are you supposed to use for a black cat?
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Evening sir, do you have a moment to talk about.....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Calcifer loved him too, despite evidence to the contrary....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Every wedding is better with a knife.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Certainly living up to the hype....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
O'Reilly books are getting a little weird....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"you uh...want some help with those tacos?"
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Did someone say "park"?
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
they're just going to play Behind Enemy Lines for Trump in his little war room and tell him it's the mission aren't they...
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
claude is apparently the new 'curl | bash'.....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
They just want to take all the joy out of christmas....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I had to
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hey @kat.lol, Amye said we should talk but I'm here and don't see you....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I haven't shipped packages in a while... How many stamps do I need to put on the box?
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This was too good not to share...
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Can I propose we let them solve their dispute by borrowing a plot device from the world they seem intent on building?
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Helping is gonna taste fantastic.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Time to see if the traditional summoning spell works in the other direction.... Hey @amye.org, am I doing this right?
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It's pronounced
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I mean....
A befuddled dog in the foreground, christmas tree in the background. Text overlayed reading: You told me no sticks in the house, but then you bring a whole tree in
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I neglected to post this yesterday, but big shout out to these two, who were very willing to help deal with the extra turkey and mashed potatoes so we didn't have to package so many leftovers.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So I can claim this is a bug instead of me just ignoring my inbox? EXCELLENT!
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
So many to choose from...
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
You owe me a dollar.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
These pictures don't do justice to just how massive the PDX No Kings march is.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I... uh... yes.
limited edition microsoft "bliss" crocks with clippy, internet explorer and similar decorations.  

Because I can't be trusted with a credit card so of course I ordered them.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Gonna need that flimsy little keyboard overlay to show you the shortcuts....
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Forgive me bluesky, for I have sinned...
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Portland's graffiti is sometimes pretty epic...
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
If you need a ride, the Baptists have you covered...
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
yes, but we have a.....reason.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
forget zodiac signs. I want to know who was a channel 3 kid, and who was right.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I've never been this happy to be threatened with a knife
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Somehow, @blowdart.me is responsible for this abomination.
a picture of someone holding the abomination that is Pabst Blue Ribbon's Beer-Infused Cheddar Cheese with a blurred grassy background in a desperate attempt to class it up a little.
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
You can't issue a public challenge unless you own a social media company
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
He's uh....not that little anymore
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Meanwhile, in those 3 years...
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Obligatory XKCD
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Jim Perrin @jperrin.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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