@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 26/04/2026Me: Hey, you remember that commercial from the 80’s that had that funny lil’ jingle… “I feel like chicken tonight, LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT!!!”? Boyfriend: yah? Me: Do you remember what product they were selling? Boyfriend: Chicken? Me: 120
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 24/02/2026Dammit, I was hoping for a Heated Rivalry (“Wanted Rivalry?”) sort of a situation… 010
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 26/12/2025Rib roast for Christmas= beef roast loco moco for breakfast the next the day! 🤤 000
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 08/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar 010
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 27/01/2025Sometimes… every once in awhile… The Timeline™️ offers commentary that is perfection 120
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 12/01/2025Alright, I finally took the plunge and fully set up this "social" "media" account. In lieu of posting actually-interesting content, I'm posting some "clip show"-style best hits from The Bird Site, some of which may still be relevant... like the below, originally retweeted in October, 2016. 470
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 01/11/2023So I learned one very important lesson this #Halloween: @geravitywave.bsky.social and I went as “Non-binary ketchup and mustard”: 261
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 12/07/2023Who wants to break it to him how pathetic this makes him look? 130
@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 17/05/2023A disabled Cruise in Diamond Heights… y’know, because fog is A Thing™️ SF never experiences… 000