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@jpaulreed.com
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Incident response & management+human factors in software development & operations. “How many incidents does it take to get to the center of a sociotechnical system?" (Yes, that @jpaulreed on The Old Bird Site/Mastodon)

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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 18/09/2026
I’m actually offended, @nytimes.com
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 31/08/2026
#humanfactors
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 13/08/2026
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 06/06/2026
Homemade pizza night with the boyf! 🍕
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 10/05/2026
You don’t say…
All Those A.I. Note takers? They’re Making Lawyers Very Nervous.
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 26/04/2026
Me: Hey, you remember that commercial from the 80’s that had that funny lil’ jingle… “I feel like chicken tonight, LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT!!!”? Boyfriend: yah? Me: Do you remember what product they were selling? Boyfriend: Chicken? Me:
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 24/02/2026
Dammit, I was hoping for a Heated Rivalry (“Wanted Rivalry?”) sort of a situation…
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 26/01/2026
Ok, we’re getting there… not there yet, but…
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 26/12/2025
Rib roast for Christmas= beef roast loco moco for breakfast the next the day! 🤤
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 26/12/2025
Christmas charcutes!
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 20/12/2025
“Kevin!”
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 31/10/2025
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 31/10/2025
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 03/10/2025
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 25/03/2025
Submitted without comment.
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 08/03/2025
Not quite, but ironically: tech-related!
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 08/03/2025
Of course the @nytimes.com hasn’t seen Futurama…
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 05/02/2025
You mean these Boomers?
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 03/02/2025
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 29/01/2025
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 27/01/2025
Sometimes… every once in awhile… The Timeline™️ offers commentary that is perfection
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 15/01/2025
Originally [re]tweeted: September 15, 2018:
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 12/01/2025
Alright, I finally took the plunge and fully set up this "social" "media" account. In lieu of posting actually-interesting content, I'm posting some "clip show"-style best hits from The Bird Site, some of which may still be relevant... like the below, originally retweeted in October, 2016.
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 01/11/2023
So I learned one very important lesson this #Halloween: @geravitywave.bsky.social and I went as “Non-binary ketchup and mustard”:
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 12/07/2023
Who wants to break it to him how pathetic this makes him look?
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 17/05/2023
A disabled Cruise in Diamond Heights… y’know, because fog is A Thing™️ SF never experiences…
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 29/04/2023
There’s… a lot goin’ on here.
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