JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 27/09/2026Launched a full cup of tea over the rug 🙈😣 In other news, I’ve bought my first ever carpet cleaner today 0150
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 21/09/2026Still feeling poo… was going to order a cheer up takeaway only to find out both our favourite ones are shut on Monday 🥹🥹🥹🥹 260
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 19/09/2026Bought some new smart scales and ohhhhh they are way more accurate 🐷🫃🐷 Did not like that number 💀💀💀💀 2230
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 06/09/2026Yeaaah 🫢 took 5 shops to find anyone with stock so didn’t want to risk buying all the same 000
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 03/09/2026It can’t be another 39 years before I retire, it just can’t be right 😭 3120
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 31/08/2026I’ve been 29 for two days and I already have back ache what’s that about??? 👴 3190
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comOh Ohh - Woman SurprisedALT: Oh Ohh - Woman Surprised 230
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 17/08/2026I’m too much in the Apple ecosystem and yano what it’s working fine for me. The iPhone is just a bit boring these days. If I swapped I’d be tempted by a flip if anything 111
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comSchitt's Creek: Very Uninterested in That OptionAlt: Schitt's Creek: Very Uninterested in That Option 000
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 17/08/2026I’ve heard, I hateeee the Samsung OS I just need to keep reminding myself this 110
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 16/08/2026Fobbed us off saying it was an accident and he thought they were his, even through they are engraved with Josh’s initials 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ 000
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 16/08/2026He told us it was an accident, but as we were leaving we heard him say to his wife “how did they know they were here” 🤔🤔🤔 020
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 16/08/2026Someone stole @jmcain.bsky.social AirPods at the gym so we’ve tracked them down and I’ve just confronted them in their house 😮💨😮💨😮💨 WE GOT THEM BAAAACK 💪 5480
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 16/08/2026I’m exactly the same, I enjoy going out but I’m over drinking. It’s just as fun sober 🕺 010
