JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 27/09/2026Launched a full cup of tea over the rug 🙈😣 In other news, I’ve bought my first ever carpet cleaner today 0150
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 21/09/2026Still feeling poo… was going to order a cheer up takeaway only to find out both our favourite ones are shut on Monday 🥹🥹🥹🥹 260
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 19/09/2026Bought some new smart scales and ohhhhh they are way more accurate 🐷🫃🐷 Did not like that number 💀💀💀💀 2230
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 03/09/2026It can’t be another 39 years before I retire, it just can’t be right 😭 3120
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 31/08/2026I’ve been 29 for two days and I already have back ache what’s that about??? 👴 3190
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 16/08/2026Someone stole @jmcain.bsky.social AirPods at the gym so we’ve tracked them down and I’ve just confronted them in their house 😮💨😮💨😮💨 WE GOT THEM BAAAACK 💪 5480
Reposted by JP 🪿Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026They used to call this malware.cultofmac.comChatGPT just learned to watch everything you do on your MacChatGPT Computer History tracks your Mac activity to build a searchable timeline, no screenshots involved. 3829761137
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 14/08/2026Excuse me, I just searched “fat” in my photos and it really had the audacity to pull up a picture of ME?! 💀✋😭😭😭😭 3110
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 14/08/2026Not the bots coming for me x I’m bored let’s give them something to do 💅 180
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 12/08/2026Really enjoying the eclipsestatic.klipy.comSpongebob's Burning Eyes MemeALT: Spongebob's Burning Eyes Meme 0130
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 10/08/2026How do I got through so many screen protectors??? Another one lost to my clumsiness today 😭 2150
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 09/08/2026Can’t stop thinking about moving from iPhone to the Samsung fold 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 240
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 05/08/2026Did a meditation session… fell asleep. Damn that was some good shitstatic.klipy.comPatrick Star MeditatesALT: Patrick Star Meditates 070
JP 🪿 @jparcher.com · 03/08/2026My late shift days are just me spending the entire morning waiting for work. I get so bored I convince myself to go in early 🥺 I am literally my own worst enemy 😌 190
