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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

@dcandbobbin.bsky.social 👋🏻 Hiya, are you still around on here?

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So, a day of catting has been just exhausting.

A young cat on a cushion with his nose between his paws. He is sound asleep.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We have a house which was insulated to within an inch of its life last year and which has been extremely warm all of this year. We also have a cat who likes clambering on things. We just got back from shopping to find the heating has been triggered by said cat and the house is now at 27°. 😬

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

@stevelittle.bsky.social Saw this thought of you. www.facebook.com/share/r/19U4...

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Steve Little @stevelittle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

London post sound crew…one of the regular voice artists, Dean Williamson, was assaulted quite severely this week and won’t be able to work for weeks, possibly months. Here’s a fundraising page for him if you can spare a few quid. www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...

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Help raise £2000 to There's only one Deano – JustGiving Crowdfunding

Iʼm raising money to There's only one Deano. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

‘Struggling households need more help with bills, energy industry says’ Thank god the industry isn’t pushing for lower prices, on no shareholder dividends…you know those crazy ways of actually helping people.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It’s always a good feeling when you finish recording a book.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Hello, Police Scotland? Yes, I’d like to report a multiple homicide. Uhuh, no, I don’t know how many exactly. Yes, it’s just about every single Scottish accent in the film Loch Ness.

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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 15/07/2026

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number: 0808 2000 247

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I think that a freelance comedy writer will have a better idea of the concerns of the electorate than a multi millionaire hedgefund manager. But we’ve convinced ourselves that being an “ordinary working person” is about being a thug and a bigot, more than it’s about being a person who works.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy birthday to all decent sensible American friends. 🧁 I wish you all you would wish for yourselves.

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Rudy Hellzapoppin' @rudyhellzapop.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Some help required. Daughter lost her very special to her Coraline Cat (pictured) at the Kneecap Crystal Palace gig on Saturday night last. Incredibly long shot but means a lot to her. Any and all help very welcome. Pictured at the gig and previously visiting Big Ben.

Cat enjoying the Mary Wallopers before the separation.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

So what time are England playing kickball? I have some shopping to do and need to know when it’ll be quietest.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I’m VERY much looking forward to being in air conditioned studios today…the only problem is that I have a long walk through the heat reflecting canyons of London to get through first.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Anyone wanna hear my hot take…

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Hey, billionaire tech guys; if arts degrees are so worthless why do you keep stealing all the work we created with ours?

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

365 days ago was the last time I spoke to one of my oldest friends. We spoke for just over an hour and we laughed at the ridiculousness of so much and so many. He didn’t wake up two days later, and I miss him hugely. This isn’t about me, this is about remembering my friend. 🥃

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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Good news for all aspiring comedy writers. Please share - and enter the competition, if you can!

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Pat Black @prblackauthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Jack-In-The-Box on audiobook - pre-order now! Vocals by the awesome David Monteath. Out next week: amzn.eu/d/5S4zngw #booksky 📚💙 #books @joxvox.bsky.social

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Russel D McLean/R.D. McLean @russeldmclean.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Feeling a bit run down & fed up today -- so cheer me up by boosting sales and readers on THE FRIDAY GIRL www.amazon.co.uk/Friday-Girl-... -- link to Kindle here, but available from all good booksellers/libraries in all formats (inc. awesome audio narration by @joxvox.bsky.social & Samara MacLaren)

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The Friday Girl: A gripping and unpredictable thriller, set in 1970s Dundee. eBook : McLean, R.D.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

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Susie M @wrathofgodherself.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Forgive me for tootling a small trumpet - stuff from the past, reappearing on your radio ...

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Hey China and Russia, if ever there was a chance to undermine the Paedo Prez it’s right now. Do your thing.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

In the meantime, EPSTEIN ⏰⏰⏰ Don’t forget.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I’m very sad to hear of the death of Eva Schloss. She was a very fine lady.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Hey FIFA you’re awfully quiet over there. Anything to add? Anything at all? FIFA Peace Prize? Hmmm

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

In true Scottish form I have spent the afternoon tidying the house, 2026 just won’t recognise the place.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Off out for a quick five mile walk…anybody else coming with me?

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Dear @Apple perhaps you could include wrapping paper stressometer in your next watch update.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Fuck all chocolates that come in hexagonal boxes. Utter gits.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Y’know, the only thing AI could do usefully at this time of year is to be self wrapping paper.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I’ve been editing hours and hours of audio. It’s sooooo much more satisfying to use EQ over a plugin. I’m not saying it’s better, just that I like it.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

@shonamaclean.bsky.social Hiya, I hope you’re keeping well and comfortably busy.

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Laura Shavin @laurashav.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Final episode of the podcast is a 2 parter. Charlie Higson has had such a varied and interesting career that there were too many projects to fit into one hour. So this is Part 1. Also featuring the largest cast so far. Enjoy. And please share 🙏offcutsdrawer.com/charlie-higson-1

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Fast Show's Charlie Higson: The Projects That Didn't Make It

Fast Show star, James Bond novelist, writer of TV drama, thrillers, sketch comedy & more, shares the writing that didn't make it and what happened next.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Well, it’s very snowy and quite cold outside so I’m exceedingly glad to have a nice warm studio to work in.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I found this again and it made me laugh out loud, so it gets a second posting. Still not playing with your Gonk Wantler?

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

@quartersooner.bsky.social Hi there stranger. It’s been a while, how are you doing?

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

@loreleiking.bsky.social The dozy blue contrived to catch his tail in a door, so he is now missing about 4 inches of it. Daft bugger. Mouse is just a zen like wee beast.

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Today my big cat decided to scamper about the place at high speed chasing the wee cat. The big cat ran through the gap in a door as it was closing and has managed to deglove the end of his tail. We’re just back from the vet. Anyone care to guess the cost to amputate the top part of a tail?

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

In June we lost one of our beautiful blue cats. His brother pined for company and became morose and unhappy. So we decided to find a kitten for us and for him. Then we worried they wouldn’t bond. This is where we are today…

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

What wrong sweetheart, don’t you want to play with your Gonk Wantler?

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Lorelei King @loreleiking.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I see that disgraced former PM Boris Johnson is giving 'evidence' again at the UK #CovidInquiry next week. On this #ThrowbackThursday, I'm remembering these heroes who stood up the last time he testified, refusing to accept his attempted apology. ♥️

Four women standing outside the UK covid inquiry holding up signs that read, 'The dead can't hear your apologies.'

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David Monteath @joxvox.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I see the leaders of many countries in the world shaking hands with Tramp and it reminds me that more people should learn Aikido.

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

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