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JoxTox

@joxtox.bsky.social
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I don't know what's going on most of the time, but I have the required medical clearance to support Leeds United, and it also turns out I'm a bit autistic which explains a lot. I don't like racism. #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 2h
"No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals, no food, no medical care ..."
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 2h
My beef is with the idea that higher pay equals aspiration, and therefore - by implication - lower pay means lower aspiration. Just aspire more and you too can have a not-so-lavish-but-a-but-more-lavish pay packet, it's just your lack of aspiration that's the problem.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 2h
And we'd all starve without them apparently. To be honest, I think I'd be fine without toxic misinformation and cat videos, although I'd miss the moggies.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 2h
This may be hard work (about 50% of status/income comes from parental status/income, the rest unexplained - presumably a combination of work, luck etc.), but even so, the cookies weren't created by the owner sitting around throwing capital at the ingredients and hoping they'd assemble themselves
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 2h
Their argument being that the cookie-rich fella owns the oven and put up the capital for the ingredients etc., without him, no one would have cookies. It's a tawdry argument, it ignores the basic injustice "baked" into the system - why is he the one with the capital in the first place?
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 3h
Yes, it's true. I used to barely eat until PayPal was created.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least her vehicle insurance is up-to-date, that's the main thing.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this their immigration policy? People can just identify as English then they're English?
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If we don't let them cheat, they'll stop sending us money? Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Billion pound fine, relegation to League Two, stripped of all trophies, ten-year transfer embargo, Etihad demolished, forced to return to Maine Road, all overturned on appeal except a 6 points deduction which is suspended #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The lowest score in the team? Are these Pickford's mum's ratings?
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You could swap out Arsenal and Villa for Hull and Barnsley maybe? Just a thought
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or, stop them ruining the entire world.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It can all be traced to Boris and his oven-ready deal.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trafford is used to playing behind a decent defence, the step down to playing for England must have come as quite a shock #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I rest it again
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I rest my case
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
O'Reilly looks very ordinary
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Part of me wants Trafford to do brilliantly and show the world how fantastic he is, but also part of me wants him to just be ok in an England shirt in a Nigel Martyn sort of way, but absolutely brilliant at club level in a Nigel Martyn sort of way #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The #lufc defence is better than England's.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's just common sense #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The £50 will be reduced by 50% if they pay within 28 days.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Clubs will, I assume, still be allowed to stop people drinking in the stands, it’s just it won’t be illegal. I think.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is a programme on the BBC right now with people making sandcastles competitively. I feel my licence fee could be used more productively.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It would be nice to win one of the European tinpot trophies on our meteoric rise to the top - but yeah, not yet #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't like Champagne, and I love gravy, so the metaphor doesn't quite hold for me, but it did leave me wondering if I'm perhaps going off football. #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Terrible, so sorry to hear this - hope they catch the bastards.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aaronson's a funny one, lots of energy and technique, a complete nuisance to the opposition, but then he can be anonymous and by-passed (like yesterday) where he tends to look a bit like a headless chicken. I like him, but as we edge the floor upwards, he will get left behind #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing is, as much as I like and admire Farke, this sort of game is his weakness. The line-up and tactics were predictable (and therefore predicted) and the in-game management one-dimensional and obvious - he needs an assistant with more tactical nous #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If someone says that was "a good point" I'm going to scream #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm going to have to raise my voice soon, we’re second-best against these chumps, and it’s making me angry #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, surprisingly sloppy stuff, like they're mucking around in the park - jumpers for goalposts etc. #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Palace appear to have watched the Newcastle game and worked out how to cancel us out. We probably could have anticipated that. #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wise words. Very meh indeed. #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exactly this. The only things that trickle down are lies, with just enough crumbs from the table to ensure we keep behaving ourselves.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They just need to stand back and watch us kill each other
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The RNLI saves "lives", that's a threat to those who think "lives" are not equal - fascism is all about some types of people are good, other types are bad. Some worth saving, some not.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When George Harrison sang about the taxman taking 19 out of every 20 pence earned, he had a point, but it is also true that society worked better when there was much less inequality.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, was thinking the same - of those outside the usual suspects, they look the most likely to break through.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To be fair to Jim Ratcliffe, he campaigned for the UK to leave Europe, then left the UK to live in Europe. He said the UK had been "colonised by immigrants" then became an immigrant in Monaco. He said taxes are too high, but doesn't pay tax. He is at least consistent in his hypocrisy.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's turning into quite an odd season, might be a year when an unexpected dark horse team comes through the middle. #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Betis are such a great club - Super Depor were the closest thing I have to a Spanish team (I was living in Spain when they were good), but Betis are a very close second.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The #RNLI have a shop and Christmas is coming. Just an idea. shop.rnli.org
shop.rnli.org
RNLI Shop | Lifesaving Gifts
We have the perfect lifesaving gifts for you and your crew. Order them online at shop.RNLI.org and help us to save lives for another 200 years.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hi, if anyone has a copy of the rules of football, can you explain to me why Rice only got a yellow card then? #lufc
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When manager after manager fail at a club, I begin to wonder if the manager is the problem. Look at clubs like Brighton and Brentford who have lost good managers but continued to thrive. Bodes well that Carrick's eventual inevitable sacking won't solve the problem.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, rational solutions aren't particularly difficult to find if people are being rational, and as they're driven by religious righteousness (their side) and intolerance (the other) it's unlikely any agreement will ever stick.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good point. I think his position that he doesn't want to disappoint fans or those relying on his gigs for employment is pragmatic and I'm sure it's sincere, but appeasing extremists for the sake of short-term pragmatism doesn't always go well.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The issue in this case isn't an overall solution, it's Israel's current actions in Gaza (and the West Bank) - 7 Oct was horrific, an unimaginable act of terror, but Israel's response has eclipsed it by some margin.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was put in a very difficult position, but not an impossible one. He chose to try to preserve his neutrality on political issues, but this isn't a political issue, it's a humanitarian issue. There is no neutral position.
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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's a bit flimsy to call Ed Miliband antisemetic for criticising Israel's genocide and aggressive occupation of Palestinian land. He is Jewish, and his parents fled Nazi Europe during WW2. He is also a fan of #lufc, so leave him alone.
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