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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The #lufc defence is better than England's.

JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There is a programme on the BBC right now with people making sandcastles competitively. I feel my licence fee could be used more productively.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If someone says that was "a good point" I'm going to scream #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm going to have to raise my voice soon, we’re second-best against these chumps, and it’s making me angry #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

To be fair to Jim Ratcliffe, he campaigned for the UK to leave Europe, then left the UK to live in Europe. He said the UK had been "colonised by immigrants" then became an immigrant in Monaco. He said taxes are too high, but doesn't pay tax. He is at least consistent in his hypocrisy.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hi, if anyone has a copy of the rules of football, can you explain to me why Rice only got a yellow card then? #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ed Sheeran was put in a very difficult position, but not an impossible one. He chose to try to preserve his neutrality on political issues, but this isn't a political issue, it's a humanitarian issue. There is no neutral position.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's a bit flimsy to call Ed Miliband antisemetic for criticising Israel's genocide and aggressive occupation of Palestinian land. He is Jewish, and his parents fled Nazi Europe during WW2. He is also a fan of #lufc, so leave him alone.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's wokeness gone mad that you can't even kick Bruno Fernandes in the midriff without getting sent off #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Was Zetterer as bad as he looked on the highlights? I didn't see the game, but at least two of those goals I'd have expected to have been saved. #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When you're being completely overrun and can't get hold of the ball, isn't this when a coach should have a bit of a tweak? #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I saw some Arsenal fan on The You Tube (TM Talks Ball) going on about how great Bahoya is and now I'm thinking we might have stumbled into another Raphinha-type figure. Can't wait to see him play #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Is there a better performance in a film musical than Tim Curry as Frank'n'Furter? The answer is no, there isn't.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We really need to sign someone called Justin Daniel to complete the circle #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'm nervous about today. The Bees have quite a sting these days and it’s not a gimme, they’re not Spurz. #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Hats off to Forest for making good use of some old disfigured Man City kits for their away top - waste not, want not

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Canada should change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Epstein, see how the orange felon likes them apples.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Kyle Newbould fella is a lot harsher with the ratings than his predecessor #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton in the same week. The good guys are leaving the building.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Unconvincing draw by the Scousers, demoralising for the Geordies - great outcome! (Maybe we should sign Lewis Hall as LB competition for GG) #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just shows what I know, I thought Stach wasn't that great today, and thought Brenda did well. Hey ho, this is why I have a day job, I guess #lufc

BBC player ratings for Forest Leeds game showing Stach top

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The underlying numbers were in Man Utd's favour, so there is that #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Robert Jenrick wants to ban "foreigners" from getting benefits - presumably because they're inferior - according to my AI fact check thingy, no clean figure exists for a saving if we were to implement such an approach, but roughly £7.5 billion/year on Universal Credit #FascistNonsense ... (thread)

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Farage winning Clacton convincingly, with more votes than before, shows people will put up with a lot of lies and corruption as long as they get to be racist. I'm thinking of emigrating.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

To paraphrase Brian Clough, I never speak ill of the dead, and I'm not going to make an exception for that piece of shit Rob Liddle.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I've been travelling all day. What did I miss? Anyone signed / decided to go to Ajax / left the club? #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Blimey, with #lufc signings this window, if we don't win the league it's because we don't want to.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I suppose now is not the moment to say that Graeme Garden was always my favourite Goodie

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

One solution to having to think of ideas to keep tweaking a home shirt that's basically just white is to not release a new one every year, alternate new home v new away - admittedly this would cut merch revenue by about £12m but that's manageable. #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It's a good job I'm not leading transfer negotiations at #lufc, I'd be so anxious I'd have given in to Man City, Southampton etc. just to get the Trafford, Charles etc. signatures. We'd be Peter-Ridsdaled to fuck if I were in charge of the cheque book.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I think @brynlaw.bsky.social should get MOTM for last night's friendly against Wrexham, he managed to even sound disappointed at the result. #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Andy Burnham is now getting it in the neck for spending money setting up Number 10 North in the approximate geographical centre of the UK. Other countries seem to manage to have government beyond the capital, it's frustrating how we just assume it's a pricey white elephant.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I don't have any issue with someone in 2016 voting for Trump because they were sick of the Washington elite and wanted to drain the swamp, avoid unnecessary wars in the Middle East and stop corruption. What I don't get is why any of those people would still support him now.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The criticism of Burnham for saying "the north" when he means the middle of the UK misses the point. "The north" is the unofficial collective name for a neglected region of England that has important cultural resonance for those of us from there, let us at least have that, we don't get much else

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Chelsea are going to have to sell a few more women's teams to justify their transfer incomings or they'll face the wrath of the FA and be forced to pay a paltry fine.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I don't know about you, but this isn't my first rodeo, and I can spot the spin the moment's it's uttered - trying to get me to think that Burnham is "continuity Starmer" before the guy's even taken his coat off isn't going to wash. I've seen this trick before.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Odd to sack the calm statesmanlike Benn and replace him the cheeky firebrand Bryant in a brief as complex as Northern Ireland. #gosh

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Seems odd to think that Bielsa lowers himself to have earthly things like birthdays, just shows how humble He is #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Andy Burnham was just described on the BBC as "literally top dog now" - yet he is not literally a dog.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Fifa has an anthem, never knew that. I would have assumed it was "Money (That's What I Want)"

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Now the World Cup is over, we might as well just start the league, no point hanging around. #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

For the first time they've discovered an atmosphere on a rocky planet in the habitable zone of another star and it's called LHS 1140b - what sort of crappy name in that!? The people who live there lack imagination.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Rodri and Morata were banned for one match for singing “Gibraltar is Spain” when they won the Euros. I guess that was UEFA not FIFA, but I wonder how they will deal with the Argentinian players who held the Malvinas banner on the pitch - I'm sure with the utmost integrity as always.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Darlow to Man Utd is a smart career move, he will be much more likely to get a job talking nonsense on TV if he's been Man Utd player first #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I wonder if Spain's ex-Prime Minister, the corrupt Mariano Rajoy, refusing to lower himself to answer for his racist article, is the right angle to take just before a game - his words will do even more to motivate a very strong France team.

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I am finding the annual release of three kits plus training wear increasingly uninteresting. I'm in it for the football not the fashion. #lufc

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Everything Harry Kane does annoys me

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JoxTox @joxtox.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

No football today. What a swizz.

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