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JousterL

@jousterl.bsky.social
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All things avian (Grus Americana if you're asking), slime, and cybersecurity, in that order!

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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We actually did make lab grown slime girls that fucked and sucked like champions but they were 99% Acetone so they evaporated too quick to do anything. Greatest shame of modern science really.
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Commander Lost @commanderlost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For anyone out there if you have a lead on a remote position for a backend java JavaScript developer with AWS exp. You can go ahead and slide into my DMs
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Episode of Drawn 2gether is out now!! This episode we discuss paying yourself, as an artist, a living wage! The benefits of starting with high prices and then offering discounts as well as the vendiagram of commission artists! Grab your work and settle in! youtu.be/WnElZeT8NAU?...
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Mar Cromwell 🌹 > BLFC @marandart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Humans are animals. You were meant to play in the woods and forage and shout at the full moon just because it feels right. No TF necessary-- everything you wish to be is already within you.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 07/09/2026
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hyprdrvn on threads

Executive function: "Do it now so you can relax later"
ADHD: "Counteroffer: remain vaguely stressed all day"
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One thing that has stayed with me over the years and still bothers me GREATLY, is that IF the Chlorine incident at MFF 2014 had happened AT ANY OTHER TYPE OF EVENT besides a furry convention, EVERYBODY would have treated it seriously as the terroristic act it was. Instead. People made fun of it.
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Baby faces 💜🤍🖤🧡 I’m so obsessed with them!! #Snories #SkyTeaaMerch #Plushies
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The BORB ARMY GROWS!! We had a LOT Of inquiries about new additions to the goose and the pigeon, welcome the Mourning Dove, Cockatiel, and Chicken! We will be having a shop update with pre-orders soon and you can see the prototypes in person at IndyFurCon! Dealers table 18! #SkyTeaaMerch #Plush
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kitsunes and Cows? Is there a more perfect pair? New Snories coming soon for preorders! Perfectly color coordinated for spooky season despite not being spooky themselves 💕
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You all have been asking so we plan to deliver! Extra large Delly Dragon plushies! Our regular Delly is about 8 inches the Extra Large is a full TWO FEET! He’s a big ol baby perfect for cuddling!
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Today’s daily cartoon for @newyorker.com
The updated food pyramid: each tier is covered by a “recalled” sign
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Janet_Doodles✨️ @janet-doodles.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Pokemon crashing out over Uno, that's it, that's the post #pokemonart #myart
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rowan ✦ @kitsorin.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
stealth mode
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Keggydoodles @keggydoodles.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Working away on commissions, posting this WIP lines that I am doing for @jousterl.bsky.social of him spending time with the goo wife <3 also a little cameo from @sekhburd.bsky.social wondering just who broke containment...
Jouster floating in a big good puddle, enveloped by his loving slime wife :3
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 12/08/2026
“Magic isn’t real” OK idiot. Then how come I just discovered a spell to instantly give someone a tummy ache? It’s called “227 unread work emails”
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Endless cycle
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Conejito @conejito.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i am never not thinking of this line
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Socks the Plushy ✡️ @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh you have a fetish that involves being told what to do? You like having rules that are clearly and directly articulated to you? You like someone overriding your decision paralysis and task inertia by having someone else's expectations on you? Yeah no I'm sure the autism diagnosis was a surprise
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Proloe 🌙🧚‍♀️ Very Fairy Vtuber @proloe.gay · 28/02/2026
I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere
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Rocket @rocketknight.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
About 35% of kink is downstream of neurodivergent people's need to be squeezed really hard
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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r e i 🍂(ych comms open!)🍂 @kappanuki.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Chibis for @skyteaa.bsky.social 💙 Thank you for your support! #art | #commission
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m not even ON threads but I’ve seen this more than once, and this is exactly it
Jwnia on threads writes 

If you believe in jailing homeless people, you already believe homeless people should have housing paid for by the public. You’ve just decided that the housing provided should be super-expensive, should suck, and their lives should be miserable while they receive that housing and food. Which says a lot less about homeless people than that you are a dick
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Final day at Anthrocon!!! Weighted pigeons are very close to selling out and I’m a shookie cookie about it 🥹 The enthusiasm for ALL the lil guys has been so overwhelming and wonderful!! Hours are 10 to 4 today so don’t miss out! #SkyTeaaMerch #Anthrocon #AC26
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good morning!! We have badges ready to pick up and PLUSH GALLOR! Weighted pigeons and doodle badge slots are going VERY fast so don’t miss out!!! #SkyTeaaMerch #Anthrocon #Anthrocon26 #AC26
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peligrin @pel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wanted to capture the full exchange
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Shiny Skunk ✨🦨 @shinyluvdisc.gay · 02/07/2026
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We are set up!!! Time to have a taco bowl and be horizontal 🌮 #SkyTeaaMerch #Anthrocon #AC26
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s boiling lava hot and the rental car is PACKED TO THE BRIM #SkyTeaaMerch #Anthrocon #AC26
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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
please follow Deogie on tinyview for bonus panels and new comics! thank you ily tinyview.com/deogie
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
POV: You find a Plush dragon vending at Anthrocon! #AC26 #SkyTeaaArt #Anthrocon
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Sylvia, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yes. This. This is what I mean.
Tumbler post from oldbootbutch

corruption not as in turning you into something you're not, but rather. corruption as in unlocking the person you secretly already are. corruption as in making you admit the things you feel embarrassed or guilty for wanting. corruption as in being the first person to give you those things, and being the person you will remember every time you let yourself want them from now on.
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JousterL @jousterl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
120GB “updates” for new launchers
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
a picture of a spheal in pokemon legends arceus and the text says:
thanks for spending time with me today. can you fill in this questionnaire:
did i act ok
was i fun
did you have fun
did i do anything wrong
do you still like me
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JousterL @jousterl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've Dreamed your last Tangerine
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Packing-magedon is upon me with Anthrocon coming TOO QUICK FOR COMFORT! The bags are all almost ready! Except I need to crack a new box of dragons to bring along! #SkyTeaaMerch #Anthrocon #AC26
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✦Pietskaa✦ @pietskaa.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
its gonna be okay 🍀🌿🐺
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Keea @keea.dog · 22/06/2026
you need to have spans of your life where you spend at least 24 consecutive hours with Your People outside of cell signal range. I don’t care if it sounds like boomer shit it is for real actually necessary. every time i come back into internet i realize how fucking noisy and stressful it is
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RHaenJarr @rhaenjarr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Quick, kinda experimental icon for @jousterl.bsky.social #furryart
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Thanks to everyone who came to see me this weekend! I surprised so many people with my sudden presence in Texas 😂 I valiantly tried to Vlog my whole experience but I’m still anxious as fuck to disturb people around me and super busy until today so I did my best and I’ll get better in the future!
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Joe Rosales @joeartguy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
once again, furries got to the correct answer before anyone else figured out the question
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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🧀 ✨
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SkyTeaa || @ Twitch @skyteaa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
DAY 3 of Texas Furry Siesta! We are running dangerously low on Silver Fox Bag Buddies and Gryphon Snories! Grab them while you can!! #SkyTeaaArt #TFS26 #TexasFurrySiesta
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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