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jourdan

@jourdanzz.bsky.social
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autistic • humanist • thinking about thinking 24/7 • beyoncé loves me & solange hugged me ❤︎

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🖤 #WAWG @sirvonchilds.blacksky.app · 23/02/2026
“Girl, just shit on him”
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Becca 🎧 @beccarbroyalty.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
27 years ago today, TLC released their third studio album, FanMail. The album debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200, selling 318K copies in its 1st week, produced 2 No. 1 singles, won 3 GRAMMYs, was certified 6× Platinum by the RIAA, and has sold 10M copies worldwide.
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Okay great! Everything’s working properly. Apologies to everyone for being afk. I’ve upgraded some things as well so more posts related to the feed should be visible and won’t be capped at 100 posts per day.
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
just a test post #beyhive
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Icl, I forgot about this app. But hi, hello to any and everyone who sees this! It took me two days to remember my password…it’s saved now!
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ticketmaster YOU will crumble…count your fuckin days @ticketmaster.com
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jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 19/01/2025
Why is it always when you’re listening to your favorite song in the car that’s when niggas always wanna call you omg LEAVE ME TF ALONEEEEE
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year 🫶🏽✨
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𐚁 M-A-L-I-Q-U-E YA‼️ KING 〽️👷🏽‍♂️☆▷ 🅴 @mood4eva98.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Alright @netflix.com the reception for the stream seems to be going well for now
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh- how…thoughtful 😭 Idk, this Luigi guy is so unserious (aside from being dangerous)
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Lauren 🦋 @handle.invalid · 11/12/2024
SHOOK #BeyHive
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Netflix @netflix.com · 11/12/2024
BEYONCÉ. Halftime of Ravens vs. Texans. Kickoff at 4:30PM ET. Christmas Day on Netflix
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#BeyHive Interactive @beyfeed.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
#BeyHive top 5 members for 12/6/2024 are @skittlesandcake.beyhive.social @talktokingjames.bsky.social @beynerhivexo.beyhive.social @mathewnoknowles.bsky.social @cutiecamille.bsky.social
Welcome to #BeyHive
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kmharris95.bsky.social @kmharris95.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A TOUR WITH SZA!!!! #Kendrick #music
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LACarterhottieV @lahcv.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Goodmorning hottiehive! ❤️‍🔥x🐝#Bluesky
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Typing “stope” instead of “stop” was my last straw. @bsky.app, please help me with my typing errors 🙏🏽 Cause idk how many more typos I can make before I lose my mind!
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Good morning 🩵🩵
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Good morning 💕
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Well it was either hot or cold, I made a reasonable decision and chose cold for everyone. I do not like the heat! But I love to go sledding 🤭
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jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/12/2024
Good morninggggggggggg everyone! I hope you have a beautiful day today! Except for those that wished for cold weather, you demons have the day you deserve 🫶🏾
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I attempted to but on my screen protector, but it didn’t go as plannned. I’ll just let T-Mobile do it next time 🚶🏽
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jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 03/12/2024
Thinking about hiding all the pens in everyone’s offices because it’s Tuesday
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Do it 🤭 See, this is the type of stuff I enjoy reading on the skyline! Also, good morning 🥰💕
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A scam 👇🏽 If y’all ever receive a DM similar to the post I’m quoting, ignore it- actually, block them. They do this on the other app too. But over here, we’re not falling for the BS.
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I updated my pfp to the second photo but as it’s cropped into a circle you mostly see Solange in the photo It’s funny because the original pic cuts off a very small portion of my face so it looks like I popped my head into HER selfie 😂 Idk, ima sleep on it- maybe I’ll keep this pfp or switch to me
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“stope” o m g- I really need an edit feature on this app 💀
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
There’s a reason (actually, multiple) that I display my disability in my bio…so ppl know there may be miscommunication or misinterpretation when interacting with me. Just start with “Hello!” or “How are you?” Not whatever tf I just read… Mkay- gonna stope here to avoid what I just spared everyone.
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I just spared the skyline from a long ass thread. And that’s on #selfawareness 🙂‍↕️☝🏽 Cause b*tch, I almost skeeted a whole rant about a DM I received yesterday on this app. I came here for peace not harassment. Idgaf… If it stresses me, it’s harassment in my book. I encourage ppl to read my bio.
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Tytryone @tytryone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
🖤⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Tytryone @tytryone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
youtu.be/y_tQCj4i4qw
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Tytryone @tytryone.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
🤍
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I hope everyone had a great plate of food today #Blacksky 🫶🏽
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The only time I should have that many notifications is if it’s Beyoncé related @bsky.app . You feel me? Like, if she surprise dropped an album or announced a tour, then 200+ notifs is reasonable imo…but that lady has yet to even give us visuals. I don’t want 200+ notifs unless it’s Beysky related ☝🏽
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I am just slow atm to follow back because IRL shit is taking up my time. I’m not Beyoncé, so I will follow back (assuming you post/repost content I enjoy- and I’m a pretty open person so most will get a follow back)
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I plan to follow people back- I feel like I have to repeat this because people automatically assume the worst of a person’s character 😭 I’ve been bitching with medical professionals, coming out of catatonia (look it up if you don’t know what that is), and much more! I desire to have more moots!
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I love a good excuse to post my sis and I 🤭
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hey bestie @bsky.app, we need to chat for a sec. Can you explain to me (concisely, bc I’m autistic) why I am getting so many notifications- yet when I open the app it’s not that many? I get scared when my notifications for social media apps go over 20…😅 “like wtf did I say” or “what’s going on rn”
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
No justice for Black autistic people. I’m so…tired, yet filled with sorrow and rage. Ig I’ll find time to get the body cam footage… I’m just devastated.
Internal Affairs conclusion

Jourdan, below is the link for a records request such as body worn camera video that you requested.
 
[LINK REDACTED]
 
Additionally, I have reviewed the body worn camera and reports in relation to the incident on 11/15/2024 at your residence. The complaint is recorded and kept along with a report of the incident. However, at this time, there did not appear to be any department policy violations based on the body worn camera and reports.
 
If you have any further questions, you have my contact information.
 
Thank you.
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’ve been having every PT, OT, and SP stream Beyoncé and Solange during our therapy sessions. Best way to get streams!!
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good morning to everyone who sees this post/skeet 🫶🏽 Monday’s are a hit or miss for some people but I’m wishing you all a successful day, whether you work, are disabled, unemployed, or any status. Tip: I find treating myself on Monday’s helps the day start off better, and end better 💕
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’m shy when it comes to selfie pics, not many in my phone 💀 so “don’t act shocked” (boss & ceo voice) if this post ✨disappears✨😂
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black & white 🖤🤍🩶 #Blacksky
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
May those bitches who ain’t shit keep they shit away from you 🙏🏽💕
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good morning 🙃 just woke up actually, headed back to sleep! Wishing everyone that sees this a chill Monday 🩶
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
They could think they’re talking into the abyss, but I hear them. Whether it’s something comical, sorrowful, or intellectual, I appreciate all random thoughts.
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I think I enjoy following people who share their random thoughts. It’s fascinating and authentic. Or Maybe I’m just nosy. Either way, I love authenticity.
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It’s very helpful for me 😭 especially when I need assistance trying to interpret someone’s tone in a post I will just copy/paste to understand where they are coming from. Also big questions that I have that nobody on the internet would take the time to explain. It’s super useful for many purposes
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Only one person I’ve met would disagree with this but that’s solely based off two interactions with ✨her✨ (iykyk 🙂‍↕️) That’s my average for social skills, all advanced skills are reserved for my meetings, encounters with high profile people, and psychiatrists attempting to involuntarily hold me.
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jourdan @jourdanzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Describe your in-person social skills with one image (I’m autistic, so it depends on many factors. This is the gist though)
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