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Josufee

@josufee.bsky.social
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GM, PCMR, RN. Indian Scout rider, intermittent Subgenius, decent cook. Diversity makes us strong. Fuck war. Coastal NC, the only state with real barbecue, fight me. Ask about the smut I've written, I dare you.

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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 7h
How little that narrows it down
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drop some CUTLERY 🥄🖤🔪
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Crocodile Dundee: This Is A Knife
ALT: Crocodile Dundee: This Is A Knife
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New euphemism. I'm not horny, I'm open to venture capitalists looking for a loss-based tax write off.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Frying some artichoke hearts to add to tuna fish for some open face melts. I'll let you know how much it's worth it
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thought I'd check out what MSI's "AI robot" looks like. But their user agreement is a big Hell No from me.
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It continues, but that's the part that pisses me off
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This needs a modern cover
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Quarterflash - Find Another Fool
YouTube video by QuarterflashVEVO
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know this farm, they trace their ancestry back to the famous Roman, Biggus Dickus
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a great flick, very blaxploitation with a bangin soundtrack
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#NowWatching Is God Is which is all about the tender side #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will never forget grandpa floating away screaming STUPID SPACE
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For as early as I woke, it's weird that it's this late and I can't sleep, having a jobby job had done a lot for the insomnia but what is dead can never die I guess
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drop some MARTIAL ARTS 🥋🖤🥷
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Shaolin Soccer: Kung Fu Football Match
ALT: Shaolin Soccer: Kung Fu Football Match
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's sick! Here sit by me
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly I'd argue an equal amount of Praxis' Transmutation (Mutatis Mutandis) to really get the kinks out
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He looks like he's one of the Jets about to knife some Sharks
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Young Men Snapping Fingers
ALT: Young Men Snapping Fingers
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've got a hangnail on my distal side of pinky fingernail and it's way too tiny to hurt this fucking much
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm waiting on "Hague Court Sentences Trump, Hegseth & Lutnick"
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is helping me see that I'm a bad bad man
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"And I'm really trying to cut down on the number of times I 'try' heroin."
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah that movie was BONKERS at the end, and the whole speeches about women, that was just odd. It definitely has its charms, the cast is great for the most part.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really? Huh, I liked Birdman a lot and enjoy a rewatch.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're waiting with baited breath for Rat Pfink A Boo Boo
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any day they're gonna figure out I'm unworthy. Any day now.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THERE WAS A FIRE in my mouth that was freaking hot
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dildos! Anal Intercourse!!
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still unsure what to make of this movie which takes a radical turn in as I recall the last sixty seconds
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the last 10 years
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's fun and largely unrelated to anything going on in R&M and Keith David is very obviously having a blast
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Dildos! Anal intercourse!" are also things I've yelled while getting dragged out of a church
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just straight up sex in my feed today is that it
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30 Oct 1
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#NowWatching The Witches Of Eastwick as Jacky makes his entrance #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"She'll eat your soul!" "Is that a promise? Like, soon?"
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pork roll stuffed with prosciutto, feta and sundried tomatoes, a little black pepper and a little dried oregano, seared before the oven, OMG SO TASTY maybe the best I've ever made
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was all excited to see my new laptop with its sparkly 5070 was offering me a reward for Control Resonant. Yay! Oh wait, after jumping through hoops, it's not for the game, it's for A HAT in the game after I buy it. Yeah, fuck you
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has there been a better use of ANY Wu-Tang track? Luke's single handed takedown of dozens of suckas is so epic.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a very slow burn, but this movie is quite underrated if you can separate Warren from his reputation. So dark it's infrared
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sine yo pitty on da runny kine. Sah dah tay!
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can I come be Torbjorn again without listening to voice chat, will I be hated and cursed once more
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's what I really wanna know. Did Cronenberg approve Michael Ironside's facial expressions at all before this scene?
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Scanners (1981) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p]
YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel this. I have OCD about only a couple things like peeling glue or bark, or ensuring pictures are level... Why can't my obsessions lead me to have a cleaner living space, like a respectable disorder
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the rhythm of this track just murders me, I wonder what Ginger Baker would've made of it
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UNDERWORLD- REZ COWGIRL (Everything, Everything Live)
YouTube video by nunocabanas
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you remember your first crush of someone your own age? Yup, I sure do. I don't remember why her. I surely didn't know what I'd do if I got with her. But I sure wanted to figure it out.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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True Romance: Alabama Worley
ALT: True Romance: Alabama Worley
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NowWatching Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) and coincidentally this is how I look reading your posts #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mahi!
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT TOTALLY DOES if you like Thundarr the Barbarian, Rifts, or other magic-among-the-ruins schlock. I'm trying to adapt Spelljammer for Daggerheart
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Brazil
YouTube video by Maria Muldaur - Topic
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favorite fact about this flick: Pinky Carruthers was played by Billy Vera, who sang the great ballad "At This Moment"
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, I really don't like this and want it to stop, blocking doesn't seem to help and maybe I'm just a heartless fuck but I do not wish to be a part of whatever this is
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