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Josufee

@josufee.bsky.social
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GM, PCMR, RN. Indian Scout rider, intermittent Subgenius, decent cook. Diversity makes us strong. Fuck war. Coastal NC, the only state with real barbecue, fight me. Ask about the smut I've written, I dare you.

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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's what I really wanna know. Did Cronenberg approve Michael Ironside's facial expressions at all before this scene?
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Scanners (1981) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p]
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the rhythm of this track just murders me, I wonder what Ginger Baker would've made of it
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UNDERWORLD- REZ COWGIRL (Everything, Everything Live)
YouTube video by nunocabanas
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you remember your first crush of someone your own age? Yup, I sure do. I don't remember why her. I surely didn't know what I'd do if I got with her. But I sure wanted to figure it out.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NowWatching Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) and coincidentally this is how I look reading your posts #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mahi!
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, I really don't like this and want it to stop, blocking doesn't seem to help and maybe I'm just a heartless fuck but I do not wish to be a part of whatever this is
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The theory was that I am not yet asleep because I hadn't had any ice cream. So now my belly has ice cream in it and I am doing science
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am back to the stage of, am I shit-tanking my ideas because I am anxious about the social interaction their execution would require, or am I accurately assessing my shit ideas as shit
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#NowWatching 2023's Saltburn. I have never had the desire to act the vampire, though I'd consider if asked. Maybe. Bring on the slutty fairies! #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Surprised Gromit
ALT: Surprised Gromit
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#NowWatching Caught Stealing with mister Butler once again looking impossibly pretty, and it's Aronofsky so killer Hasids fit his pattern #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rick Rubin, you had to shill for Polymarket? Oh, fuck you so hard.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After watching Coyote Vs Acme my greatest desire is a book entitled How To Wait Around Dramatically
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my preferred method of engaging with tiktok doesn't have me actually using their site, but I do enjoy gems such as this
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From the TikTokCringe community on Reddit: WWIII already happened?
Explore this post and more from the TikTokCringe community
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My computer was severely damaged in transit back to manufacturer for RMA (on manufacturer's dime). My PC is toast. I paid the UPS store to package it securely. They didn't. Now I have to wait for manufacturer to resolve a claim with UPS. My anger and frustration is immense and ugly.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so much this
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POV the Republican Midterm Convention is coming to your city #NVRD
YouTube video by Cure for Paranoia
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Drop some WORKERS 👷👮‍♀️🖤👩‍🏭👩‍🚒
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Office Space: Smashing the Printer
ALT: Office Space: Smashing the Printer
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#NowWatching Practical Magic. I saw the trailer for the sequel and thought Sandra and Nichole were lovers. I can't be the only one right? Nichole in south Florida slut mode is something I'm so here for too. #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Earworm of the last few days is this Billy Joel rocker, pant pant pant
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rush Limbaugh has now been sober 2026 days, congratulations to him
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Ian Charles @iancharles007.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pinched from Arsebook My last cassette tape 😉🤣
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People I respected turn out to have been shitty in ways I was unaware of, ugh
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Weird little guys of FOSS
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name? (I don't get it)
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Jay Enhypen's Funny Reaction
ALT: Jay Enhypen's Funny Reaction
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My favorite movie at age 20:
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River Phoenix in Private Idaho with Yellow Flowers
ALT: River Phoenix in Private Idaho with Yellow Flowers
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh Reddit, I'll never quit you. Keep teaching corporations that if they're going to try an AMA they're gonna get fucked with. This is the current top-rated question for the AMA of Wile E. Coyote promoting his new film:
"In space jam you wear basketball attire, so you clearly understand the concept of clothing, which means in this new movie you're just freeballing it by choice. Why?"
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Drop some BOOKS 📕📗🖤📘📙
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Unveiling the Necronomicon
ALT: Unveiling the Necronomicon
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Q: Is a hot dog a sandwich? A: (Charles Bukowski) The hotdog sits there in its little bun like a whore in a cheap motel bed, and everybody wants to argue about what to call it while the meat gets cold. Nobody ever pointed at a hotdog and said "pass me that sandwich."
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation why.
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Planescape Torment: The Nameless One Transformation
ALT: Planescape Torment: The Nameless One Transformation
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful September.
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Obsession 2025
ALT: Obsession 2025
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Along with the loin steak already grilling, gonna roast some green orange yellow and red
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Aretha Franklin The Supersuckers X-Ecutioners G. Love & Special Sauce with opening act Jasper & The Prodigal Suns Cowboy Mouth Tony Bennett MC 900 Ft. Jesus Lonesome Cowboy Dave Ween Hank Williams III with The Damn Band and Assjack
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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Battlestar Galactica
ALT: Battlestar Galactica
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#NowWatching 1996's Muppet Treasure Island for Tim Curry. A few odd choices but enjoying it so far. #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know it's wrong to be happy at others' misfortune, but has there ever been a little shit more worthy of his current troubles than Milo Y.?
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Escape From Poughkeepsie 2nd Coat
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Making tonight's pizza was a multiple failure point experience, but hopefully despite fugdup crust and discooperative mozzarella it will come out decent.
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I bit my tongue near where one of the little flaps on the bottom connects and it hurts also Tim Curry died. both of these things suck
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
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A Toast Rocky Horror Picture Show
ALT: A Toast Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The doctor said it's normal to get aroused and even ejaculate during a prostate exam. But I still wish he didn't
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.
Frog and Toad hide the cookies in a box.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#NowWatching the John Candy doc I Like Me, because why not have a two hour cry #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hannah is still insisting that you know what she wants and refuse to give it to her, on this cruel cruel #Caturday
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#NowWatching John Carter. Good God, he's on Mars! #FilmSky
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mike Doughty gives an amazing performance at 18:02 of the Destroy-A-Toy episode of the original Chris Gethard Show.
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[Public Access] TCGS #102 - Destroy-A-Toy
YouTube video by Chris Gethard
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Name a band using only emojis. 🐞🐞
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Psych didn't wanna diagnose me with adhd because I'm older and somebody else would have caught it by now, so it's probably neurological she says, and I'm like okay if it is I don't wanna know any more about it I'll just take my dice and go home
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Share a random film GIF! 🎬🖤
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Pog Pogfish
ALT: Pog Pogfish
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Would you want to know, if fiddling with your sword was making someone hear the screaming of thousands of souls burning in the afterlife? I think I'd want to know
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Josufee @josufee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jim Kelly and John Saxon help make this flick, but Bruce Lee was so obviously a movie star
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