Dug this relic from my childhood from my parent’s loft. It’s the sound of the brittle plastic figurines that make me feel Xmassy. The lethal light has had to be replaced with tinsel. #retrochristmas
I write novels, parodies and screenplays. 'Miss Beeton's Murder Agency' is out now. Co-host of 'Show Us Your Bits' podcast about the stories behind jewellery. Married to Emlyn Rees. Keen sea-dipper, tea-drinker, pub-goer, cheese-on-toast maker.