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Nikki🥀💀🌱Zombie Queen👑💋🏳️‍⚧️ @nikkiwhat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Happy International Lesbians Day AND Happy Birthday to Sigourney Weaver

Sigourney Weaver and Winona Ryder from the movie Alien Resurrection. Weaver's character is gripping Ryder by the throat & face, stsreing intently into her eyes, as Ryder looks to her shocked and entranced

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a normal person (amfam roof innocent, free her) @oilcantim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

some dudes never rock. no dude always rocks. thanks for reading.

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have finally been permitted to cook and I will soon have two cocktails on the he menu of one of the best restaurants in the country

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I need a name for an earl grey gin cocktail urgently please and thank

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

She horns in ways some of you can’t even comprehend

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

happy Carly Rae Jepsen day to all who celebrate

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

accidentally maybe in charge of building a cocktail menu can I get a hell yeah

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Game respect game (post them below)

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Nissa Mitchell @nissamitchell.com · 15/09/2026

Chili toppings and orientation: None: Ace Toppings on side: Demi Chips on top: Hetero top. Chips on bottom: Hetero bottom. Cheese on top: Homo top. Cheese on bottom: Homo bottom. Sour cream: Vanilla. Jalapeños: Kinky. Tomatoes: Femme. Onions: Masc. Avocado: Pillow Princess. Limes: Service/Power.

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the bartender likes me, my therapist thinks I’m funny, and I have a shot with Gillian Anderson

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

you know you fucked up if i ever say 'have a blessed day' to you

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’ve written precious little this year and submitted even less but I am about to get paid fifty whole dollars for a poem 😮‍💨

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Camus said that we must imagine Sisyphus happy. Coyote vs. Acme dares you to imagine Sisyphus and the Boulder in love

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This has very rarely if ever worked for me

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

bartending is crazy because sometimes you spoon feed a woman averna in front of her husband

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

seeking beautiful women to crush wine grapes the old fashioned way

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

she delayed coming to bed in order to post this. wife behavior

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

some of my regulars operate a nail salon and have roster me about never coming in to get my nails done so I think it might be time for a high femme fall

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

near tears over a daiquiri because I am Normal

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is the horniest post known to man

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

dunkin is jewish and starbucks is goyishe. a boston kreme donut, jewish; jelly-filled, goyishe. hot coffee is jewish, iced is goyishe. lenny bruce told me all this in a dream

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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP to two of the best to ever do it

dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings

dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings

tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too

tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

a post for three people but I got an off menu call for a mezcal white negroni last night with no other notes and I did a stepladder build with cap corse quinquina, cocchi americano, and la luna mezcal and it kind of ripped actually

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

mezcal white negroni tonight queen

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

bartending is really funny because sometimes you need to do way too much to make a nice drink and sometimes you just need three good ingredients and a hundred year old recipe

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

my chef used a glass to scoop ice from my well last night and I am still insane about it

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Over the years, many people have tried to get me to watch Star Trek and at long last the circumstances have aligned (I have a month long paramount plus subscription and a crush on a Trekkie) but if y’all has just told me it’s like a horny Twilight Zone, I’d have been here years ago

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star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

*chewing a newport 100 and breathing too close to the woman at the bar* I don't fw Paddington, I'm Corduroy man to the bones

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The world I want to live in is one where we don’t have to specify if any particular lesbian is cool or not because we already know. Someday we will get there

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I have deadlifted two people at the function

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I called myself Tracy’s fishwife and she DID NOT LIKE IT

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I wrote a crummy poem tonight we’re so back

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

50,000 calories of pasta salad is my best friend. 50,000 calories of pasta salad will never hurt me.

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I have watched the Avatar Aang movie and it is….fine

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

yesterday panic attack today deadlift 175 I contain multitudes

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

my favorite coworker had their last day today and there was a rumor circulating that they left because I hit on them all the time DEAR READER I HAVE NEVER EVEN ONE TIME HIT ON THEM

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I will always root against England for everything the worst to ever do it

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Nissa Mitchell @nissamitchell.com · 04/07/2026

*Slapping the roof of the I-94 trench between Minneapolis and St Paul* You could fit so many trains in this bad boy, and so much housing on top of it.

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

going to the farmer’s market to see my friend I have a crush on thrive in an environment they love because I am a very tender dumbass

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

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Carmine 🖤✨❤️ @carminedeville.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Keep seeing men posting about staring at tiddies and yeah, we all like those, but let's see the sapphics put their hands up for, uh, hands 👀🌈💖🔥

Screenshot of a post by sapphling reading, "A lesbian life tip is that complimenting a girl on the shape of her hands is a way to appear relatively normal or maybe slightly odd and painterly to everyone else in the room while still indicating to ber directly thay you are deliciously slobberingly verge-of-blacking-out horny"

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Tony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

[my wife telling me a story about going to a cool candy store] it was really cool [me after my wife once called saltwater taffy, saltwater toffee] was the saltwater toffee there?

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Made my therapist cackle today nobody can tell me shit

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jo 🌻 @josiedumbass.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

currently in a state of crush psychosis and wondering if a dessert omakase could fix me

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

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