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Trent Brown

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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 04/10/2026
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 30/09/2026
Book scammers are getting lazier, it seems
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 27/09/2026
Unbelievable day!!!
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 26/09/2026
I sold 41 copies of my book today
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 26/09/2026
Update: I’ve sold over 30 copies of my book
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 26/09/2026
Just got a “oh I have that one! It’s so good!” about Gloria Patri @malarkeybooks.bsky.social
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 26/09/2026
First sale: Square app not working, lady has cash Asks for signature, my pen is missing, she pulls out a pen and tells me to keep it Thank you Miss Sue
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 26/09/2026
Do I have A second tablecloth? ❌ A sexy booth? ❌ A small smattering left of Malarkey Books and a dream? ✅
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 21/09/2026
Any NC folks (or southern VA), I’ll be slinging books at the biggest book festival in NC this Saturday. Come see me.
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 17/09/2026
Guys, Dolly Parton wants to ghostwrite my next novel
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 13/09/2026
New favorite fake email about my book
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 11/09/2026
Fun Trent fact: I worked for a mcclatchy paper to start my career and my fellowship ended right as they went bankrupt. So then I left news.
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Spencer Fleury @spencerfleury.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Man Crying 'It's So Beautiful' in Theater
ALT: Man Crying 'It's So Beautiful' in Theater
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 03/09/2026
I have received NINE fake solicitations
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 02/09/2026
Lmao
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 02/09/2026
I have received 8 fake solicitations from fake editors since posting this
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 02/09/2026
Perfect. I’ll take a $100,000 advance, thank you!
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Jonathan Danielson @jonathanin2k.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Shut Up And Take My Money - Fry Meme
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 01/09/2026
Does an agent or publisher want to get in on the ground floor of my second novel about a boy who lives through an electrocution and believes himself to be a miracle worker and a prophet (It’s only partially written / I’m reworking it / it will most certainly not be easily sellable)
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 31/08/2026
42 now — including this one 🙂
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 31/08/2026
My book has 39 Goodreads reviews (4.41 average!) which is awesome but also a very aggravating number—pls make it 40 someone. Or even 50. Maybe 1,000.
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 29/08/2026
Thank you, Patrick! Need a “do not try this at home” for the sleep part. Or do, if you’re young and childless!
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Patrick Nevins @patricknevins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Really enjoyed this conversation @joshuatrentbrown.com & @ljabouttown.bsky.social
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 29/08/2026
I haven’t read any of the actual reviews in this hullabaloo but I’d like to say that I read Rachel Kusk’s first novel and it was good and fun to read
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 29/08/2026
Folks, it’s a great day to wake up and watch your college team kickoff the football season in your favorite place on earth. Even if they embarrass themselves when there are no other games on.
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 29/08/2026
Lost in the mix of the @lazyandentitled.bsky.social book club of THE WALLS — the fellas gave some glowing praise of John’s unbelievable cover. And I couldn’t agree more. Look at this!
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 28/08/2026
Some quotes about my book from this podcast: “I kept thinking to myself, how much suffering am I gonna endure before this guy dies?” “I don’t know if I’ve ever really read a thing like this” “A masterful journey” 🙂🙂🙂
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 28/08/2026
🙂 a very kind (written) review of THE WALLS here
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 27/08/2026
Only halfway through but nearly cried from how nice yall were being
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 27/08/2026
Holy shit?
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 27/08/2026
Life rn
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Malarkey @malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New episode of Malarkey Public Radio, this time with @ljabouttown.bsky.social and @joshuatrentbrown.com! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com
As Long as a Dog's Tail
Podcast Episode · Malarkey Public Radio · August 24 · 46m
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 25/08/2026
I personally hate my voice so please tell me if this is good
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 25/08/2026
How Y’ALL DOIN
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 24/08/2026
Please stop, Justin. There are real 60 year olds out there. You’re clearly 17
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 24/08/2026
Growing up is realizing that picking basketball, or any sport, as my lifelong fortress of solitude was a terrible decision
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 20/08/2026
Legit giddy getting these updates
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Spongebob Squarepants: Too Excited!
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
there’s a scene in @joshuatrentbrown.com ‘s THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON US where two white men, one with a knife, attack an Indigenous man. Yellin slurs, sayin they’re gonna kill him, but as soon as he gets the knife, they start cryin. “We didn’t mean it” that is the entire history of the U.S.
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 20/08/2026
🤟 I very much can’t wait to hear your thoughts about the rest of it
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 19/08/2026
I don’t expect to win awards but I do still get giddy when they post my book
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A SECRET *cackles* nah just playin it’s THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON US by @joshuatrentbrown.com
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 19/08/2026
May parts 2 & 3 be just as good to you and also make you dustier. Maybe throw in some blood too
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A SECRET *cackles* nah just playin it’s THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON US by @joshuatrentbrown.com
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 19/08/2026
🤭 omg The finest compliment
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 18/08/2026
Watched Inception last night and then Phoebe had her best night of sleep yet. I don’t know if that means she liked the film or not
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 18/08/2026
How was it seeing the first moving picture? 1878 — you were, what, 23?
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 18/08/2026
I tried to think of a big movie I haven’t seen and couldn’t. I simply do not know what I do not know.
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 15/08/2026
I’d just like to say thank you, Phoebe Bridgers
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 12/08/2026
#DadLife
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 11/08/2026
Getting away from the world of magazine submissions and always chasing publication has been so positive for my mental health. At some point you have to remove the process of writing from external validation. Anyways, PLEASE REVIEW MY BOOK
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