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Joshua Akins

@joshuasakins.bsky.social
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Strange Country Boy, musician, CF-haver, Bama fan, ridiculous little guy.

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Atlanta Falcons logo upside down with the Falcon holding a beer bottle
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think about this picture where A’Shawn Robinson makes Derrick Henry look like a child a lot.
Large man next to slightly less large man
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Derrick Henry may end up going in the books as the greatest RB to ever play. Moving the pile 10+ years into his pro career. Unreal.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Atlanta Failcons?
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My pretentious art take is that I hate the term, “consuming art” like it’s something you gobble up and shit out later. I prefer to experience art. Visual, aural, tactile, whatever…I’m experiencing the art and everything the artist put into it. “Consuming art” is some AI slop trash language.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I see that I made the right decision to load up on decongestants and expectorants to go play mandolin. Better for my cardiovascular health for sure.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looking at the Co-op’s outage map, either a feeder station went down or lines from the feeder went down. I don’t anticipate power coming back today.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was once at a popular con in the southeastern United States and had to have a BM. The roll of tissue ran out and I couldn’t figure out how to work the dispenser to get a fresh roll. When I tell you I hulked out and pried that thing open, breaking the lock in the process somehow… No shame.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had plans for the weekend, but with Isaias and whatever the hell my sinuses are doing, I reckon I’m just gonna lay around the house. That’ll do.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, a Republican was a wrong, loud dumbass in public, you say? Quelle surprise…
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
15 beers, you say?
Johnny Paycheck holding a can of Coors Banquet beer
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Dinosaur Bob @dinosaurbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of this “what do you mean you havent heard blah, blah, blah” just feels like marketers getting pissed that what they are promoting isnt getting as much exposure as they were hoping for.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That just might finish it.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol Alabama gon’ fuck around and let Sakerlina back in this.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1819 “News” lost a $7 million defamation suit to Bruce Pettway. Never forget that 1819 “News” harassed Smiths Station, Al’s mayor to death. I hope the fucker goes bankrupt.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It has been a very long time since a conference game had me laughing because it’s a runaway in the first half.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PICK SIX
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
White boy got hands!
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RED ON RED ON RED ON RED! BLOOD FOR THE BLOODTURF GOD! TAKEAWAYS FOR THE EAGLE THRONE!
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More of that, please.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BLOODTURF HIGHLIGHTS
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BROOKS BABY!
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So…Florida eh?
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But then there’s also this guy. One day, my favorite is one guy, the next, it’s the other.
static.klipy.com
Victor Wooten's Electrifying Bass Solo Performance
Alt: Victor Wooten's Electrifying Bass Solo Performance
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Les Claypool with a bass guitar that’s shaped like a banjo.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y’know…I really wanna see that Nicolas Cage Madden movie. It’s either gonna be brilliant or a train wreck, and either way I gotta see it.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s hog out in the cuck chair, ain’t it?
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brainworm Kennedys
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So…did Potatotown see that shitpost about furries being the backbone of our tech/infrastructure and have a whole-ass conniption and show his ass on the Senate floor?
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Music drove this list, not gonna lie. And Kerbal was an OBSESSION there for a couple years.
9 games that shaped who I am.

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, 2, 3, and 4
Tony Hawk’s Underground, 2
Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland
Kerbal Space Program
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God yes
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 21/09/2026
need a University of Idaho alt football helmet based on this, immediately
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I kinda got the feeling that Florida would win yesterday because of several grocery stores and butcher shops around here special ordering gator meat for tailgate parties and such. That is not a normal thing for this area AT ALL. These folks live off of chicken fingers.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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The 98Horror @the984.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So did I tell you about my dinner from the other day? It was Japanese egg sushi with Ole Miss' QB. That's right. It was Trinidad and tamago.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Hotty Fucking Toddy" Trinidad Chambliss
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Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Inside you there are two wolves: god is good and hotty fucking toddy
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
oh my god the Ole Miss band is playing Neck
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This one's for all the style guide + headline nerds ... ... ... OXFORD KARMA
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it would be extremely funny if the SEC kicked LSU out tomorrow
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin looks like David Lee Roth's evil son.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WELL THERE YOU GO AGAIN YOU SAY YOU WANT YOUR FREEDOM
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
questionable playcalling down the stretch there by gov.Jeff Landry,
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LOL
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently, I need to dog-cuss this team in the car.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Doing the racist chant to mock them ain’t it. Mocking them is fine. The chant’s the problem. Be more creative, honkies.
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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watch FSU not score this much in a game the rest of the season and look like burnt ass.
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