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Josh Engen

@joshengen.com
505 followers 344 following 148 posts

Marketing Creative Director, working in video games. Musician. Pizza Influencer. Opinions are my own. He/Him

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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 14/08/2026
I want a volcano taco.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 11/08/2026
We should have domesticated squirrels instead of cats.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 06/08/2026
In the future, do you think conscious AI robots will show clips of old BattleBot matches as evidence at our trials?
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 03/08/2026
Why haven’t I seen announcements about Lea Thompson and Howard the Duck in Doomsday yet?
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 27/07/2026
I miss Quibi
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 25/07/2026
Hot Pockets but coated in Doritos dust.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 20/07/2026
Ok, everyone. No more soccer for a while.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 23/01/2026
Wait. The Rip isn’t an action-packed thriller about ripping Pokemon card packs? Dumb.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 20/10/2025
I wanted one of these so bad. I kind of still do...
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 08/10/2025
Pro tip: don’t use your bare fingers to clean out what you think is lint in your laundry room sink. It might turn out to be a mouse carcass and you’ll scream in an unflattering way.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 09/09/2025
Idea: A pizza. But instead of tomato sauce, it has the sauce from the Volcano Taco
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 21/07/2025
"I need a lawnmower. But I don't want to actually mow the lawn. And I also want it to look like a little racecar" www.homedepot.com/p/MAMMOTION-...
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MAMMOTION LUBA 2 AWD 3000X 15.8 in. Robot Lawn Mower (3/4 acre), Adjustable Cutting Height ( 1in. -2.7 in.), UltraSense AI Vision LUBA 2 AWD 3000X - The Home Depot
Power up your equipments all day long with the selection of this MAMMOTION LUBA Robot Lawn Mower Adjustable Cutting Height UltraSense AI Vision
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Look Out. 2026.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 15/07/2025
I want to live in a house with a conversation pit.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 23/06/2025
Last night I dreamt that everyone was trying make fun of me, but they were using insults that were kind of compliments. "Get a load of this middle-aged guy with no white hairs"
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 29/05/2025
Call me old fashioned, but I miss physical phone keyboards.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 15/05/2025
No no. Thank you!
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 25/04/2025
9-year-old was just scream-singing the Darth Vader theme and stomping around upstairs.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 14/04/2025
Now I know what Dwayne The Rock Johnson felt like in that movie nobody except me watched.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 10/04/2025
It's honestly so great to see Game Informer up and running again.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/04/2025
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 30/03/2025
I wish someone would have told me.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 30/03/2025
How do you save a marriage once your spouse finds out you’ve ordered Taco Bell’s Dirty Vanilla Baja Blast?
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 28/03/2025
Why does every successful franchise built around a highly-stylized artistic direction need to become a live action movie?
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 22/03/2025
God I want a volcano taco.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 16/03/2025
My favorite content genre right now is Italian people reacting to Americans preparing pasta.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 14/03/2025
I have a Keychron K8, and I love it. I might buy a new Keychron board this week.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 14/03/2025
I’m sad my kids may never get to experience the Pizza Hut lunch buffet.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 04/03/2025
It's impossible to own a pair of glasses without sitting on them.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 26/02/2025
How are you all celebrating Ford Truck Month?
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 26/02/2025
When I was a kid, one of our neighbors spent the day riding a wheelchair off the roof of their house. And then something happened and the wheelchair stayed on the roof for months.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 18/02/2025
Say hi to Crash Bandicoot for me.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 09/02/2025
I just saw a PT Cruiser with an anti-theft device attached to the steering wheel.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 09/02/2025
“There’s no dabbing in disco dancing” - me to my kid just now.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 31/01/2025
They should have let Weird Al sing with Nirvana. He’s the only one with Nirvana experience on his resume.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 30/01/2025
It is awesome.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 30/01/2025
Loved getting the chance to help make the trailer for the upcoming Apex Legends season with my incredibly talented team. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZ5...
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Apex Legends: Takeover Anthem Trailer
YouTube video by Apex Legends
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 30/01/2025
I miss my kids being on holiday break, because I can't scream down for one of them to deliver a Mountain Dew directly to my desk.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 19/01/2025
I’m stating to think we’re being lied to about Team Rocket.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 18/01/2025
Team Rocket is supposedly super mean to Pokemon, but all of their companion Pokemon seem really happy to be participating in crime.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 18/01/2025
I just followed two new people on TikTok.
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internet bird @shoebill.moe · 16/01/2025
Surely I'm not the only one getting this vibe from the Switch 2's joycons:
Switch joycons. They are bodies are fully blue and fully red, with accenting black buttons.Star Trek TOS uniforms. They're red and blue shirts accented by black pants and undershirts.Switch 2 Joycons. They're solid black, with a stripe of blue and red accenting them.Deep Space 9 uniforms. They're mostly black with a stripe of blue and red accenting them.
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XBOX @xbox.com · 09/01/2025
About time for another Developer_Direct Join us on January 23 for an exclusive deep dive into some of the exciting games coming to Xbox in 2025: xbx.lv/3WeO0xt | #DeveloperDirect
The Xbox logos sit above text that reads: "Developer_Direct '25. January 23. 10am PT. 1pm ET, 6pm GMT" The Youtube and Twitch logos are shown under the timing information which is all encircled in green marker. Surrounding the text is game key/studio art for id Software, Compulsion Games, Sandfall Interactive. There is a fourth box with a question mark over it.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 12/01/2025
Fuck it. I’m gonna watch Alien 3.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 11/01/2025
I’ll contact the X-Men on Monday.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 09/01/2025
How am I going to watch all of my saved TikToks in the next ten days?
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 07/01/2025
I still want a volcano taco.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 04/01/2025
I want a volcano taco.
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Jessie Lawrence @hitstreak.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Hey friends, make good choices tonight. If you don't, at least have the decency to clean up after yourself.
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Josh Engen @joshengen.com · 31/12/2024
“I’m the beta alpha rizzler” - my 9 year old son.
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