Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026State is pretty clearly a better-coached team than Louisville right now, and that's gonna make both fanbases absolutely furious. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The University of Texas is so committed to doing Trump's bidding that they're peeing on stuff in front of him. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's been a bad enough week without you triggering a "Oh, we can put block-S on a breakdancing helmet but not get slobbering wolf on a damn basketball jersey?!" meltdown. 010
Reposted by Josh ShellmanAlec Lower @aleclower.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Here's what I have to say about it www.trinityroadtimes.com/p/at-a-compl...trinityroadtimes.comAt a Complete Loss for WordsPlease avoid contact with NC State Football for at least 24 hours 211
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We've only won 4 P4 noncon road games in the last 32 years, but those opposing HC/QB combos are wild. Mike Leach/Kliff Kingsbury, Cam Cameron/Antwaan Randle El, Mack Brown/Major Applewhite, and Paul Pasqualoni/Donovan McNabb. 040
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The alma mater goes "Our hearts ever hold you, NC State", and I've always maintained that it's a heavy metal toxicity warning, not a pledge of devotion. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No big deal, who cares? If this school could kill me, I'd already be dead. Go Pack. 082
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Defying the typical autistic gender differences and feeling irrationally guilty about it. 0152
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Henri Richard. 11 Stanley Cup wins and still got stuck with a nickname about living in his big brother's shadow. 021
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Roy should win by double digits, but I wouldn't be surprised if he lost. He's a no-brainer vote from me, but it's hard to keep that enthusiasm when he pops up during every TV timeout of every football game to say that he likes working with Donald Trump better than his own party. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026UNC-Charlotte lost in 3OT to an FCS team that Wofford beat by 4 TDs last week. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Reward for enduring the whole thing is getting stunted on by a punter. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'm the biggest Dave Doeren supporter in Wake County, and I'm begging to be put out my misery 18 minutes into the season. 030
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026UNC players holding up 4s to represent the number of Western Civ credit hours they've been awarded for visiting Europe. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Purple team defeats UNC in excruciating fashion. Welcome to Week 0 Saturday. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The confronting my own mortality part of having a kid in high school kinda stinks, but the spending Friday nights at the football field part is pretty cool. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you adjusted the gap by the mean absolute error of last night's FCS-D2 games, SP+ would project a D2 win or tie in 7 of the 9 remaining games this weekend. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I saw that one, and her latest novel, The Unworthy, also looks very good but pretty brutal. She's incredible, but she terrifies me, so I'm gonna need some light palate cleansers before I can pick up either. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I grabbed it after you posted this and just finished. That was the best thing I've read in a while, and it was a miserable, horrifying experience the entire time. 100
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This is the 3rd time in the last 15 years that UNC has fired a guy who had previously been fired by the Cleveland Browns, and we haven't even gotten to Belichick yet. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026They cut from the shot of a helpless Courtois looking at the camera in despair straight to the Spanish kindergartner doing ice-cold mock tears right into the camera. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Only 5 players with an apostrophe in their name have ever won the Stanley Cup, and 2 of them are in this photo. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026*60,000 project managers halfheartedly steal the Iceland clap* Fox crew: "Wow, it is getting CRAZY in here" 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Broadcast kept saying Hart robbed him, but Rod said it more accurately. Svech just missed an open net. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The worst person on the ice has also been the worst player on the ice all series. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The distance from Levi's Stadium to the Golden Gate Bridge is roughly the average width of Qatar, and the commute is about as long as it would take to drive diagonally across the whole country. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Olivia Rodrigo just dropped the best June performance since 2016 LeBron. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Vegas had 3 days to prep for Bussi this time, and they're definitely trying to get him moving side-to-side. Marner doesn't have a shot yet, he's looking for the pass first every time. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Just what I can recall offhand, I've got that as about the 12th breakaway allowed this series and 6th goal. Goaltending hasn't been good this series, but it's not close to their biggest problem. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Both teams scoring 4 goals in a row that quickly in regulation means neither team is scoring again until at least 3OT. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Let's stop play for five minutes to debate whether the game has been delayed. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Days since scoring 3 goals in a Stanley Cup Final game: Mitch Marner - 0 Toronto Maple Leafs - 21,585 130
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/20264 breakaway goals allowed in 2.5 games, and now another one scored in the scramble after a missed breakaway. Rod's gotta change up the defensive plan, this is too easy. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026We're only a kicked puck and a high stick away from hitting for the disallowed goal cycle. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Vegas home vs Carolina away is in contention for worst uniform matchup in Stanley Cup Final history. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I think Chatfield saved the series at 12:45 of the 3rd. That Howden slapper looked like it's going in for the hat trick if he doesn't get the slightest deflection up and off the crossbar. Instead, it's a tie game 5:30 later. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026You guys just got bailed out by the refs on the quick whistle a minute ago, maybe don't tell them they suck for calling an obvious penalty. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I know Canes fans are most frustrated with the top line and maybe the goalie, but I think their biggest problem is that Slavin is playing like a replacement-level defenseman. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026NHL on ESPN theme through the speakers and Raymond Bourque on the screen makes me feel 15 again. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Cignetti Face has to be genuine, because he's clearly tried to do a Cignetti Face pose here and it looks nothing like Cignetti Face. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Intentionally boarding a guy in the offensive zone on a PP might be the dumbest penalty possible. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026That's the Popeyes just down the street from the Greensboro Coliseum. This counts as ACC history. 021
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm not even a Canes fan, but this is a frustrating team to watch. They're like the hockey version of a basketball player who shoots 40% from 3 but only 65% from the line. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026We're at $4410. New total was supposed to honor Pack WBB's 44-7 conference record during the run of 3 straight ACC championships, but I didn't account for fees and overshot it by $3. 121
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Would've been an even $150 if Dabo was a man of his word. 0102
