Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026State is pretty clearly a better-coached team than Louisville right now, and that's gonna make both fanbases absolutely furious. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The University of Texas is so committed to doing Trump's bidding that they're peeing on stuff in front of him. 000
Reposted by Josh ShellmanAlec Lower @aleclower.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Here's what I have to say about it www.trinityroadtimes.com/p/at-a-compl...trinityroadtimes.comAt a Complete Loss for WordsPlease avoid contact with NC State Football for at least 24 hours 211
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The alma mater goes "Our hearts ever hold you, NC State", and I've always maintained that it's a heavy metal toxicity warning, not a pledge of devotion. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No big deal, who cares? If this school could kill me, I'd already be dead. Go Pack. 082
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026UNC-Charlotte lost in 3OT to an FCS team that Wofford beat by 4 TDs last week. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Reward for enduring the whole thing is getting stunted on by a punter. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'm the biggest Dave Doeren supporter in Wake County, and I'm begging to be put out my misery 18 minutes into the season. 030
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026UNC players holding up 4s to represent the number of Western Civ credit hours they've been awarded for visiting Europe. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Purple team defeats UNC in excruciating fashion. Welcome to Week 0 Saturday. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The confronting my own mortality part of having a kid in high school kinda stinks, but the spending Friday nights at the football field part is pretty cool. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This is the 3rd time in the last 15 years that UNC has fired a guy who had previously been fired by the Cleveland Browns, and we haven't even gotten to Belichick yet. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026They cut from the shot of a helpless Courtois looking at the camera in despair straight to the Spanish kindergartner doing ice-cold mock tears right into the camera. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Only 5 players with an apostrophe in their name have ever won the Stanley Cup, and 2 of them are in this photo. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026*60,000 project managers halfheartedly steal the Iceland clap* Fox crew: "Wow, it is getting CRAZY in here" 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Broadcast kept saying Hart robbed him, but Rod said it more accurately. Svech just missed an open net. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The worst person on the ice has also been the worst player on the ice all series. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The distance from Levi's Stadium to the Golden Gate Bridge is roughly the average width of Qatar, and the commute is about as long as it would take to drive diagonally across the whole country. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Olivia Rodrigo just dropped the best June performance since 2016 LeBron. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Vegas had 3 days to prep for Bussi this time, and they're definitely trying to get him moving side-to-side. Marner doesn't have a shot yet, he's looking for the pass first every time. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Just what I can recall offhand, I've got that as about the 12th breakaway allowed this series and 6th goal. Goaltending hasn't been good this series, but it's not close to their biggest problem. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Both teams scoring 4 goals in a row that quickly in regulation means neither team is scoring again until at least 3OT. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Let's stop play for five minutes to debate whether the game has been delayed. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Days since scoring 3 goals in a Stanley Cup Final game: Mitch Marner - 0 Toronto Maple Leafs - 21,585 130
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/20264 breakaway goals allowed in 2.5 games, and now another one scored in the scramble after a missed breakaway. Rod's gotta change up the defensive plan, this is too easy. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026We're only a kicked puck and a high stick away from hitting for the disallowed goal cycle. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Vegas home vs Carolina away is in contention for worst uniform matchup in Stanley Cup Final history. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I think Chatfield saved the series at 12:45 of the 3rd. That Howden slapper looked like it's going in for the hat trick if he doesn't get the slightest deflection up and off the crossbar. Instead, it's a tie game 5:30 later. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026You guys just got bailed out by the refs on the quick whistle a minute ago, maybe don't tell them they suck for calling an obvious penalty. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I know Canes fans are most frustrated with the top line and maybe the goalie, but I think their biggest problem is that Slavin is playing like a replacement-level defenseman. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026NHL on ESPN theme through the speakers and Raymond Bourque on the screen makes me feel 15 again. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Cignetti Face has to be genuine, because he's clearly tried to do a Cignetti Face pose here and it looks nothing like Cignetti Face. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Intentionally boarding a guy in the offensive zone on a PP might be the dumbest penalty possible. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026That's the Popeyes just down the street from the Greensboro Coliseum. This counts as ACC history. 021
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm not even a Canes fan, but this is a frustrating team to watch. They're like the hockey version of a basketball player who shoots 40% from 3 but only 65% from the line. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Would've been an even $150 if Dabo was a man of his word. 0102
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Doeren and Spurrier have absolutely nothing in common except for how much they hate UNC. Please mic them up, this is gonna be a 4-hour roast of Bill Belichick. 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026UNC is going to try to poach Dusty May after spending a week publicly targeting the guy Dusty May is beating by 27 points as their top candidate. 000
Reposted by Josh ShellmanCory Smith @rcorysmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Will Wade doesn’t even know what team he’s currently coaching… 256
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Will Wade deserves all the hate coming his way, but I don't wanna hear a word from our idiot fans about loyalty or professionalism. Next week is the 20th anniversary of running our best MBB coach since Jimmy V out of town, and most State fans still won't acknowledge it as a mistake. 100
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Herb has lost in the 1st round three times in his career. Once in an OT that was forced by a buzzer-beating 3, once in OT on a buzzer-beating 3, and once on a buzzer-beating putback off a bricked 3. 001
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026This broadcast is turning me into a one-issue voter, and my one issue is legalized ättestupan. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Hey, I'd like to watch my alma mater play an NCAAT game. Is there an option where I can just do that and not have to listen to 86-year-old man rehearse corporate retreat keynotes and sometimes forget mid-sentence that there's a basketball statistic called "Points"? 010
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I would allocate all 24 points to 2025 NC State vs UNC to make it 66-19, and we still would've been 2 points short of the final score being the ages of Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson when they met. 000
Josh Shellman @joshellman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Feels important to note that Sweden's tying goal was scored by the son of a refugee off an assist from the son of an immigrant. 000
