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Josh Withers

@josh.withers.co
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I make hamburgers, children, weddings, coffees, social network bios. I’m a destination wedding celebrant travelling globally living in Tasmania. joshwithers.au

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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 01/07/2026
A review of New Siri in CarPlay: I'm driving in Sicily, near Siracusa, and I see these big industrial things and decide to test Siri and ask what's out my window. I got a pretty fantastic reply, and although I'm an English speaking Australian I reply "Grazie Mille!" Siri ceases my current Apple M
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 21/03/2026
On this flight home from Sydney I achieve Qantas Lifetime Gold status. 14,000 status credits.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 03/03/2026
If you've visited Salamanca Square, off Salamanca Place, in Hobart you've probably seen Jo, Eddie, Kim, Rose, Charlie, and Ruby. But do you know what they're for?
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 28/09/2025
So you know, @doktorzoom.bsky.social, when i made this photo this kind of post was exactly my intended usage
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 09/07/2025
Blog post I didn't write, but could have: websmith.studio/blog/astro-i... "After migrating several projects from WordPress to Astro, I've become a massive fan of this framework."
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 27/06/2025
Just added five more esoteric songs to the Ultimate Wedding Song Playlist on my website at marriedbyjosh.com/wedding-songs/ Would desperately love it if you added yours to the list to help other people trying to think of what songs to walk down the aisle to, or to dance to.
Hayley and Lui's first dance at Melbourne wedding venue, Potters Receptions. I was their wedding MC, my name is Josh Withers Melbourne Wedding Celebrant.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 07/06/2025
Just popping into your computer to let you know I made photos that I think are cool and beautiful and have added more of them to my personal little online photo thing at joshwithers.photos which is the kind of website you'd click onto if you just wanted to look at cool photos of cool things.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 07/06/2025
Room by the sea joshwithers.blog/2025/06/07/a...
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 30/05/2025
“If everyone’s writing the same story, there’s a story missing.” — David Carr joshwithers.blog/2025/05/30/t...
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 06/05/2025
Wake babe, new Clippy has dropped felixrieseberg.github.io/clippy/
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 18/04/2025
Guys, wake up. Winamp on Mac. re-amp.ru
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 05/04/2025
Found a possum in one of our maple trees
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 05/04/2025
I was asking for a Mac app recommendation from Claude but now I'm a Mac developer.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 04/04/2025
My favourite part of this is that ChatGPT is like, the action figure doll of Josh would probably come with two coffees and he's probably already drunk one.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 03/04/2025
Come on downunder America, we’ll slip an extra 10% on the barbie for you
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 06/03/2025
Imagine if all the ABC AM/FM broadcast towers were on foreign land. Or all the 7/9/10 TV transmitters were in international waters broadcasting into Australia. @camwilson.bsky.social says it perfectly “You shouldn’t build your emergency broadcast systems in other people’s kingdoms.”
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 26/02/2025
Taking voicemail off Telstra Messagebank and handing it to an AI answering bot always reminds me that "marriage celebrant" is a very common term in my life and extremely uncommon for most people/large language models.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 22/02/2025
ngl this made me smile and/or feel ancient, when I opened Photoshop today
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 08/02/2025
Some real 1800s vibes in Sullivans Cove, Old Hobart Town, this morning
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 05/02/2025
ngl if I was photographing weddings I'd be on high alert for accidental Hitler salutes in my galleries
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 03/02/2025
Ever wonder why some couples seem to float through wedding planning while others get bogged down in drama and stress? The difference often comes down to one simple tool - what I call the "Wedding Razor." marriedbyjosh.com/get-a-wedding-raz…
Photograph of me, Josh Withers, making a wedding ceremony in Tasmania’s Bay of Fires
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 26/01/2025
Siri really is getting stupider. I typed to Siri the question "what time is it in Darwin, NT" because I have a Zoom call with someone in Darwin soon. It is 10:37am in Tasmania right now.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 24/01/2025
It's cool seeing painted scenes of places you've photographed before
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 24/01/2025
Worst secret lab ever
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 21/01/2025
Good to know Apple marketing isn't using Apple Intelligence
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 21/01/2025
You win 100 points if you can guess which song kicked off this Apple Music radio station. Hint:They're an Australian band and they don't have a bridge over the Brisbane River named after them but they probably should.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 21/01/2025
ngl if I could earn a few million dollars singing about the Young Men's Christian Association for a president I'd probably have principles like straw too
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 20/01/2025
Squarespace's wildly heavy websites are most likely the reason you're not ranking on Google. This is my wife's business's website and she refuses to leave SS but that whole list of reasons as to why it's slow is out of my hands …
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 20/01/2025
There is no greater feeling than 100 across the board on mobile and desktop speed tests. I shall now die a happy man.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 20/01/2025
My chickens inspect their final resting places
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 16/01/2025
You'll never guess the initials of the person who took my bag off the carousel
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 16/01/2025
Baggage handler's iPhones are really doing a lot of work in this AirTag economy
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 13/01/2025
Everyday Rewards takes a backwards step in 2FA security
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 13/01/2025
It's becoming self aware
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 13/01/2025
How many people do you reckon this has disappointed
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 11/01/2025
Is there anything in the law about putting your kids in cages? Asking for a friend?
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 06/01/2025
I need to find my chicken people. We have six new pullets and every night two of them haven't gone into the coop yet, the other four are blocking the door. Why you don't you just go home, chickens? That 's your home! Are you too good for your home?
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 04/01/2025
Got any chicken name ideas? ChatGPT gave me Eggsley Judd, Cluck Norris, Chickira, Henelope Cruz, Eggabeth Olsen, BeyHenCe. Clause offered up Chickira as well then Amelia Egghart, Henny Penny Lane, Mother Clucker Theresa, Yolko Ono, and Attila the Hen​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 04/01/2025
They've given me the power to ruin someone else's holiday. I don't know if I'm responsible enough to hold this power.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 01/01/2025
Took a peek out the back door before going to bed and caught the first Aurora Australis for 2025.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 26/12/2024
Despite knowing SFA about yachting or boating, now that I'm a Tasmanian resident and I lead walking tours on the Hobart waterfront, I'm now the guy who watches the Sydney to Hobart Race
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 24/12/2024
I think this needs to go further than the bois group chat
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 23/12/2024
And a very special Merry Christmas Eve to the dads in their sheds today
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 21/12/2024
Sunday morning in Hobart
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 21/12/2024
Would you rather be stuck in the forest with Santa Claus or Wangkarnal the Christmas crow?
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 20/12/2024
Cadbury shat the bed now we can't swim at the beach this Christmas.
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 17/12/2024
This is why I'm asking
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 16/12/2024
Guys, when we said that all should be well with the crippled children in Hobart, I honestly don't think they meant to put them down one
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 15/12/2024
What would you do if you found a phone hidden in your six-year-old's bed?
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Josh Withers @josh.withers.co · 14/12/2024
Sunset at Sisters Beach, Tasmania, tonight was magic
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