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The self deprecating jokes are just jokes. I'd bet on myself 100% of the time. " It's great to know the law, but it's better to know the judge." Me circa 05' posh.mk/AWWMQeGF1Nb

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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 22m
I'm happy that she's happy, but I can't wait for her to finish. These bones I got her stink 🤢 I'll be setting up a Go fund me so I can afford a lifetime supply of lint brushes 😆
My dog chewing a bone in the edge of my bed
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 11h
I hope it goes well 🤞
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
San Diego's nickname is America's finest city. If you've ever been you'll know why. It is home to the largest naval base on the west coast. I pledge $100 to the family of whoever ends this nightmare.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤞🤞🤞
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😅 a win is a win.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you! I'm afraid to ask, but did you have a good start to the week at work?
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The original Psycho is back on Netflix.
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Dj Hunts: You Know What I'm Gonna Do
ALT: Dj Hunts: You Know What I'm Gonna Do
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫂
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫂
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That counts and I'm so glad you are❤️
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you! I thought the weather would have cooled off but it's okay. I hope you consider taking one before the year is over.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The birdie came to wish me a great vacation 😁
A small black bird A small black bird. Profile view
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember when it came out but I never watched it. What did you think?
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's weird to me that inmates know how to deal with pedos and rapists. We could all learn from them.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😞 I put in vacation time because I thought it was going to be the first cool week of fall.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The ESTT's need ESTT's 😕
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫂 I hope they make the ESTT's with extra love this week ❤️
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫤 I'm all over the place here. Highs and lows. We're still in the game though 💪
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We may both be at a fork in the road, or at the crossroads, or insert here whatever analogy fits😅
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I woke up this morning feeling like it's maybe not missing chances, but making chances.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
De nada mi Amiga. ¡disfrutar!
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My goodness. How awful.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
11/10🤤 youtu.be/jnM8N8qOKr0?...
youtu.be
The GREEN CHICKEN POZOLE Everyone Loves! | Pozole Verde de Pollo
YouTube video by Cooking Con Claudia
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Link came out just fine. It doesn't look to far off from pozole. 🤤
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But water is so good though. Don't you want to drink it and be cool?!😎
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From what I understand they have videos and data from people's homes
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't use it 😅 I heard Roomba uses surveillance.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The surveillance system in my vacuum 😵
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DJ Tanner-Fuller: You Gotta Give Me Something To Work With
Alt: DJ Tanner-Fuller: You Gotta Give Me Something To Work With
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I ever can't read the room it's time for me to go🤣
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has a coworker ever told you about a movie and all you can think is 'I could have written, directed, and starred in my own movie in the time it's taking you to finish.' It's not even 6 am. Send kind thoughs🫪
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😍😍😍
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😁😁😁
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😆 Yes! And "at least I'm not powered by a data center no one likes."
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's sad we only get them for a fraction of our lives. Thankfully we get them for all of theirs 🫂
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not much of a drinker, but I've been told the less expensive the wine, the better it tastes🤷
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I deserve it for all the AI badmouthing I do😅
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since it's officially over, supposedly 🙄 I survived 45 Southern California summers without being bitten by a mosquito.
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Keman Çalan Sivrisinek
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI hit me where it hurts 🤕
A spam email from one of those " hot singles in your area" bots
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI is going to have to rip this pen out of my cold, dead hand.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Take a vacation and give yourself time to regroup.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😞 You deserve better. It's time❤️
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope it goes away soon 😕
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Headache Pain Illustration
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AMD just became a $1 trillion company share.google/vDtJqKpAHC89... Me a few years ago: yeah I'll spend $35 on ONE share and see what happens 🫪🫪🫪
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Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
ALT: Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😕
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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pigeon Gouache on paper I'm selling this painting to raise money for Action Against Hunger on October 18th!
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🫂
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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