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The self deprecating jokes are just jokes. I'd bet on myself 100% of the time. " It's great to know the law, but it's better to know the judge." Me circa 05' posh.mk/AWWMQeGF1Nb

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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 10h
It's weird to me that inmates know how to deal with pedos and rapists. We could all learn from them.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I woke up this morning feeling like it's maybe not missing chances, but making chances.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The surveillance system in my vacuum 😵
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DJ Tanner-Fuller: You Gotta Give Me Something To Work With
Alt: DJ Tanner-Fuller: You Gotta Give Me Something To Work With
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has a coworker ever told you about a movie and all you can think is 'I could have written, directed, and starred in my own movie in the time it's taking you to finish.' It's not even 6 am. Send kind thoughs🫪
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since it's officially over, supposedly 🙄 I survived 45 Southern California summers without being bitten by a mosquito.
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Keman Çalan Sivrisinek
ALT: Keman Çalan Sivrisinek
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI hit me where it hurts 🤕
A spam email from one of those " hot singles in your area" bots
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI is going to have to rip this pen out of my cold, dead hand.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AMD just became a $1 trillion company share.google/vDtJqKpAHC89... Me a few years ago: yeah I'll spend $35 on ONE share and see what happens 🫪🫪🫪
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Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
ALT: Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pigeon Gouache on paper I'm selling this painting to raise money for Action Against Hunger on October 18th!
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A wick for each year she has been gone.
A picture of my dog that passed away 3 years ago.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't know where this came from but😂😂😂
It's one of those, my hands look like this so her's can look like that, pictures. The guy is gambling and the woman is filing for divorce.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
October is going to be my month. I'm calling it right now: We get paid 3 times I qualified for a bonus at work I'm taking a vacation It's the birth month of my least favorite person 😅
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Happy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin Patch
Alt: Happy October! Linus & Sally Peanuts Pumpkin Patch
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Christine @searambo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Morning light. Bonus rainbow.
Sunrise on mountain range. Rain in the area so we get a rainbow
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@mightymite.bsky.social Happy birthday Micha! I hope it's restful, wonderful, and everything else you could want ❤️
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love what they are doing with the utility boxes out here.
Artwork on a utility box. A child reaching for a rainbow.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is possible if you decide it's possible (And with the help of medication 😅)
My lab results for my cholesterol
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@mightymite.bsky.social I'm going to take the second week of October off... Your move 😅
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My dog now that her foot is healed 🙄
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Dog Dog Jumping
Alt: Dog Jumping rapidly
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm so proud of you ❤️
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This better not be a joke 🥹🥹🥹
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It would be totally unethical if people who need printers started buying them, adding the 2 year coverage, return them before the coverage expires. And get a new one with ink included. Yeah no one should do that.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I gave my brother my Sega Genesis in 97-98. I just found out he threw away all of the cases and manuals. They were flawless. It's a good thing I don't know what state he's in 🤬🤬🤬
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some poor soul paid this 😔 But in good news, I may have gotten the reflection of the elusive local vigilante El Guapo 😅
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The kind of sleep I wish I could have 😔😍😍
My dog in a deep sleep with her tongue sticking out
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've never used it, but one day I'm going to prove that women have been gatekeeping Midol 🤬
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think she jumped too hard and landed wrong 😞🩼 Last night I learned they make wraps just for pets.
My dog hurt her leg. I wrapped it up
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Karma and her new toy ❤️
My dog with a toy zebra
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I never thought a pin and paper would be the tools of a rebel in a digital prompt world.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I still have hopes and dreams that I'm going to achieve. The world:
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Jerry Tom And Jerry
Alt: Tom And Jerry. Jerry doing a "get a load of this guy" movement
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So true 😞 youtube.com/shorts/Fvea3...
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This Speech Still Hits
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't know what it is, but this can't be it.
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Mightymite @mightymite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
From purr.in.ink - words on a yellow background that read " I hope nice things happen for you today" and there is a cartoon drawing of a black cat's head with huge black eyes on the bottom under the text.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In completely unrelated news they supposedly have tons of copper wires. So do data centers. A pound of copper goes for over $6 per pound.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Blumhouse is on 🔥 🔥 🔥 youtu.be/gXjurDkYnEM?...
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INSIDIOUS: OUT OF THE FURTHER - Final Trailer (4K)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The weight, stress, debt, or whatever, didn't pile up overnight, so you won't fix it overnight, but keep at it and you'll reach the goal. Simple steps.
My normal blood pressure reading.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I got my bed gerrymandered by my dog.
My dog getting ready to go to sleep on my side of the bed.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Forgot a picture of your sorry little ding-a-ling. Send her a dog pic. Her response will tell you everything you need to know about her. Follow me for more life saving tips 😁
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Roll Safe: Feel Me, Think About It Meme
ALT: Roll Safe: Feel Me, Think About It Meme
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You can reclaim bad anniversaries. Sadness doesn't always have to get all the attention.
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm happy to report that after two months of dedicated efforts, my blood pressure is in the normal range 🥹
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M. O'Hara @itsmohara.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You can preorder here: www.itsmohara.com/links
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Links — M. O'Hara
© M. O’Hara, 2026
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Keep an eye out for these. They are worth some serious money 💰 United States Mint to Produce Limited-Edition Fourth of July Declaration of Independence Quarters | U.S. Mint share.google/AgiBsViHdOAZ...
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United States Mint to Produce Limited-Edition Fourth of July Declaration of Independence Quarters
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The toxic masculinity guy was arrested in culottes and a man blouse? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And yes I just coined the phrase "mlouse"
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Man Laughing: What A Loser Meme
ALT: Man Laughing: What A Loser Meme
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After becoming best friends on FaceTime, these two dogs finally met in real life. 😍
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me trying to get a date after the produce apocalypse of 2026😅
Small tomatoes growing
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Do you?💃🕺 youtu.be/e5SqGyVODgU?...
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Do You Wanna Dance (Remastered)
YouTube video by Bobby Freeman - Topic
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Spread out with the AC on full blast.
My dog spread out on my bed
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How could they go on with a straight face 🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/BScrP-lW60E?...
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Harry Baals
YouTube video by WANE 15 News
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Enjoy 22 seconds of my dog eating the baguette I dropped off the grill 😞
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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love how my dog, who is well fed and has access to food 24/7, indoors or out, makes it look like I starve her 🫤
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