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Joseph Schles

@josephschles.bsky.social
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Queer comedian trying to dismantle the patriarchy one dick joke at a time

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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gays really do just be having money and time to travel everywhere… I’m gaying wrong. Hire me at your jobs!
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
🤤
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I wonder if everyone in Michelle Visages family dresses identically every day.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ay yi yIBC
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Cruisin’
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This is what I look like in 2026.
Gay bear
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas is over! It’s time to start getting ready for Halloween.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Get me on this partiful list!
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
G’day from Bondi Beach in Sydney
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I honestly love long voice texts. It’s like my own personalized little mini friend podcast
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
San Diego! Bringing you this all women and queer comedian lineup standup show this Thursday!! The show is gonna be hilarious and you’d also be supporting women and gays! www.micdropcomedysandiego.com/shows/310833
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Whoa! Surprise throwback to a really fun show :)
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
But like, I thought the 1st amendment was like they’re second favorite amendment…
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Portland! I’m coming to you THIS WEEK! 🎤
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
To the brother on Hunting Wives… I can fix you 🥹
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Had a comedy show this past weekend that was so great and the audience was FIRE. They were connected with me and laughing generously the whole time. Just saw the video and the only audience member you can see is the 1 stone faced gum smacking unimpressed dude in the front 🫠
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Girls love having a gay boy friend until they get a straight boyfriend and then they disappear from your life IMMEDIATELY.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I don’t know how to explain this really, especially to straight people.. but it is now Halloween.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Pride month is over, back to shame. 🙃
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Every public restroom should be playing music or like ocean sounds or some kind of ambient noise. Every 👏 one 👏
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
To all my haters… honestly, I get it.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sometimes I’m like, was I just tired and needed this lazy day today.. or am I depressed again? Sometimes I can’t quite tell.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Eyes up here!
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Me and the gay besties. Live long and prosper
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Belly & boys
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
💯
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
They’ve been putting up clips from the half hour special I filmed, and I’ll admit it.. I went a little too heavy on the eyebrows. 😬😅
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
He is risen. (And by that I mean he’s gotten super high. Happy 4/20!) 🐣
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My friend is recovering from surgery and sent me this request while they’re healing.. so looks like I’m gonna have to find an extra if anyone knows anyone..
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Just checking.. anyone wanna give me some money? No worries if not.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The news is on at my parent’s house and they have talked about the Dodgers visiting the White House 12 times in the last hour. I’m losing my mind 🤬 literally who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Bday suit on my bday
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The show I produce with my friend in San Diego sold out last night (for the 4th time in a row) and the audience was so great and every comedian killed and I feel so grateful and proud today!
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
🤞
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Dammit 😒
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
🪩 ⚡️
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Love your stuff! I keep seeing my friends pop up in your sketches
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Wait.. am I supposed to hate Prue ..?? 😟
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 21/03/2025
Seeing king of comedy @josephschles.bsky.social! 😄
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Chris Grace @chrisgrace.com · 17/03/2025
Come next week to see Rekha Shankar and I host our new monthly standup show with your favorite pals! Confirmed so far: @ifycomedy.com, Raphael Chestang, Corin Wells, @josephschles.bsky.social, and Pallavi Gunalan! TIX: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/stando...
Square promo image for STANDOUTS. Chris Grace and Rekha Shankar smiling at the camera. Wed Mar 26, 8:30pm at the Elysian (Vault)
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I got recognized from comedy by someone at the clerb tonight but no one I know saw it happen so now I have to post about it here. 😎
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hire me for your toothpaste commercials
Chubby bear brushes his teeth in a hotel room
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I gotta learn how to dress for the cold. #NABWeekend
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
At this point hotels are ONLY for thirst pics
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Don’t let Valentine’s Day make you sad to be single.. be like me and be sad about that EVERY day 💘
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A straight guy asked me if I’m watching the game tomorrow (my biggest fear) and I had no clue what he was talking about and he was shook to his core.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I don’t know if it’s me or something in the air, but I wanna fight every single person in this grocery store right now.
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Chris Grace @chrisgrace.com · 07/02/2025
This is the lineup for Nate Bargatze's comedy cruise #DEI
18 white male stand-up comics in a grid. The ones I know are great. It's not about if they're great or not.
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is honestly WILD. Like, someone along the way HAD to notice this right? And just be like “eh whatever, we’ll just roll with it..”
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Joseph Schles @josephschles.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
January feels eternal.. but also I can’t believe I have to pay rent again already
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