Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bottom of the league is ludicrous for this team 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Keep your heads up Spurs fans. Good analysis in here. Winning games is the only way our ‘mindset’ improves and I think it will come eventually 👍 youtu.be/nLAf4zImkKU?...youtu.beWhy Tottenham MUST be patient with De Zerbi’s tacticsYouTube video by Tactics Exposed 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Really respect Gerrard’s analysis of us, it’s often very balanced and he understands the actual issues rather than making random shit up. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve always defended us against the ’Spursy’ tag. But I’ve never seen us more Spursy than right now. A laughing stock. Meek. Chaotic. All bark and no bite. Teams play us and score worldies because they think ‘why not?’ Guts, killer instinct, intelligence - all missing. There are no excuses left. 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Absolute madness isn’t it. Kudus is not an option at 10, never has or will be. 120
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Christ, Van Hecke is like cargo ship when defending dribblers. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kudus is not a 10, repeat not a 10. How many times do we need to see it? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ah ffs, he’s taken Fernandes off…. Why not Solanke off? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The players are trying, really really trying, but you can tell they’re too clenched up and trying too hard. Not relaxed in front of goal, frustration at every ref decision. Reminds me of end of last season when everything felt so desperate. Just need something to fall for us 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That type of weird/lucky/scuffed-cross goal is exactly the type of goal we’re not scoring right now. Just so typical and it’s slowly killing our confidence 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What’s the point. Team’s regularly score worldy’s against us. Same shit, different day! 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Honestly on the TV is so obvious what the pass is straight through the middle 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Udogie is fantastic (when fit). A duelling monster 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Senesi is a gorgeous footballer, so many subtle line breaking passes. And they’re so well waited for the guy receiving them. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why do we refuse to play through balls?? Marmoush is on his bike and no one is seeing him 110
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Difference between a very good finisher and Bergvall who found a way to miss from 2 yards instead. This team is infuriating! 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Listening to the game on the radio, can’t really tell who’s playing well or not. But I’d happily take a 0-0 draw at this stage! 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Are we lacking…. physicality and athleticism? The thing we all thought we had too much of? 😂 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026You're telling me they've randomly picked these fixtures out of a hat? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I grew up reading DK encyclopaedias, fantastic at opening up the world to children and adults alike. 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I’d say half time if needed or 30 mins to go. It’s irresponsible to push him harder than that imo. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026This news shook me today. Can’t imagine what the family is going through 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Agree. This is the game where the individual (& expensive) quality always shows. Especially at the end of the season when energy is low. Enzo producing two high-quality moments is enough. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026It’s insanely frustrating but the problem is we’re relying on 3rd choice wingers to create all our chances. I think we’d get similar output from Spence or someone else. It’s just the way it is atm. 120
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026How is that Delap foul not a red btw? Looked at him, then led with an elbow to the head 🤷♂️ 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If we lose to Everton and West Ham beat Leeds then we deserve to go down. It’s as simple as that. But I do think we’ll get at least a point against Everton. It’s incredible that we only look remotely threatening with Madders on the pitch. Genuine (& expensive) quality is what wins you games. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Not sure I’ve watched so many Spurs players in one team incapable of making competent decisions on the ball. 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026One chance, one goal. And we can end this nightmare 😬 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Right about the psychodrama, unfortunately our captain is the first one to succumb to it every game. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Amid their rubbish form, I forgot how absolutely stacked their team is. None of our currently fit team gets in a combined XI! 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Any Spurs fans a little worried watching this Chelsea team?? Their form may be iffy, but I forgot how absolutely stacked their squad is. In a combined XI, no current fit Tottenham player gets in. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Our team is unrivalled in making terrible decisions in matches 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Wtf is Tel doing there, just utterly clueless 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Christ alive, what can you say about Muani 🤦♂️ 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 10/05/2026What a save from Raya, wow. What the hell are Arsenal doing? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I can’t believe how many pointless long balls they’ve hit, I thought they were better than this! We NEED to them to be better than this… 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I’ve had a £400 Lenovo Ideapad that’s lasted years 120
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Sums the whole thing up. People that voted for Brexit did their best to screw things up for the country, trying again by voting for Reform. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Yeah that’s what I thought. Loved Kane to have got to the final but Bayern have less chance of beating Arsenal I think 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A sign of more incompetence by our football operations team: We are massively underperforming in the metric that most accurately predicts success in the PL - wages. 7th highest wages, and we were 17th last season, 18th this season. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Another week, another injury crisis. And I know it’s boring to talk about. Ultimately, whether we had Frank, Tudor or de Zerbi in charge, these injuries will be the main cause of relegation (if we are). 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 18/04/2026100%. I put that last 15 mins down to basically have 10 players on the pitch and no subs. But really encouraging performance. 020
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 18/04/2026What an insane gut punch. That’s our best performance playing actual football as we know it, for 7 months. I have faith we can win games now, but we may not have enough games left. 000
