Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bottom of the league is ludicrous for this team 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Keep your heads up Spurs fans. Good analysis in here. Winning games is the only way our ‘mindset’ improves and I think it will come eventually 👍 youtu.be/nLAf4zImkKU?...youtu.beWhy Tottenham MUST be patient with De Zerbi’s tacticsYouTube video by Tactics Exposed 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Really respect Gerrard’s analysis of us, it’s often very balanced and he understands the actual issues rather than making random shit up. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve always defended us against the ’Spursy’ tag. But I’ve never seen us more Spursy than right now. A laughing stock. Meek. Chaotic. All bark and no bite. Teams play us and score worldies because they think ‘why not?’ Guts, killer instinct, intelligence - all missing. There are no excuses left. 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Christ, Van Hecke is like cargo ship when defending dribblers. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kudus is not a 10, repeat not a 10. How many times do we need to see it? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ah ffs, he’s taken Fernandes off…. Why not Solanke off? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The players are trying, really really trying, but you can tell they’re too clenched up and trying too hard. Not relaxed in front of goal, frustration at every ref decision. Reminds me of end of last season when everything felt so desperate. Just need something to fall for us 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What’s the point. Team’s regularly score worldy’s against us. Same shit, different day! 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Udogie is fantastic (when fit). A duelling monster 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Senesi is a gorgeous footballer, so many subtle line breaking passes. And they’re so well waited for the guy receiving them. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why do we refuse to play through balls?? Marmoush is on his bike and no one is seeing him 110
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Difference between a very good finisher and Bergvall who found a way to miss from 2 yards instead. This team is infuriating! 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Listening to the game on the radio, can’t really tell who’s playing well or not. But I’d happily take a 0-0 draw at this stage! 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Are we lacking…. physicality and athleticism? The thing we all thought we had too much of? 😂 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026You're telling me they've randomly picked these fixtures out of a hat? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026How is that Delap foul not a red btw? Looked at him, then led with an elbow to the head 🤷♂️ 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If we lose to Everton and West Ham beat Leeds then we deserve to go down. It’s as simple as that. But I do think we’ll get at least a point against Everton. It’s incredible that we only look remotely threatening with Madders on the pitch. Genuine (& expensive) quality is what wins you games. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Not sure I’ve watched so many Spurs players in one team incapable of making competent decisions on the ball. 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026One chance, one goal. And we can end this nightmare 😬 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Any Spurs fans a little worried watching this Chelsea team?? Their form may be iffy, but I forgot how absolutely stacked their squad is. In a combined XI, no current fit Tottenham player gets in. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Our team is unrivalled in making terrible decisions in matches 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Wtf is Tel doing there, just utterly clueless 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Christ alive, what can you say about Muani 🤦♂️ 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 10/05/2026What a save from Raya, wow. What the hell are Arsenal doing? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Sums the whole thing up. People that voted for Brexit did their best to screw things up for the country, trying again by voting for Reform. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A sign of more incompetence by our football operations team: We are massively underperforming in the metric that most accurately predicts success in the PL - wages. 7th highest wages, and we were 17th last season, 18th this season. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Another week, another injury crisis. And I know it’s boring to talk about. Ultimately, whether we had Frank, Tudor or de Zerbi in charge, these injuries will be the main cause of relegation (if we are). 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 18/04/2026What an insane gut punch. That’s our best performance playing actual football as we know it, for 7 months. I have faith we can win games now, but we may not have enough games left. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Great video from Adam Cleary. If you want a slice of positivity, watch from 10:39 onwards. There are some attempts to change shape and find solutions, but the confidence levels just let us down. I’m certain we’ll see a little more on Saturday. youtu.be/YNUV7wIQQXk?...youtu.beCan Roberto De Zerbi's Tactics SAVE Tottenham?YouTube video by The Adam Clery Football Channel 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026We all watched Xavi Simons waltz through Atletico in our stadium a few weeks ago. They’re now in the CL semi finals. Surely RBZ has to just commit and select him for our remaining games? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026www.espn.com/soccer/story...espn.comHow bad analytics built a Tottenham team that might get relegatedTottenham are really bad and looking at the way this team has been constructed, one thing clearly stands out: This team is really bad at passing the ball, and that may explain their present malaise. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This club 😭 I can’t remember what a win feels like. I can barely remember what a goal feels like. When was the last time a player had an 8/10 game in the league? Xavi v City? We are literally the 3rd worst team in the league, like Leicester, Luton or Burnley in recent years. 100
Reposted by Joseph RiversCartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 27/03/2026An open letter from Managing Editor @george-miller.org to @tottenhamhotspur.com, on Roberto De Zerbi.cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.comAn Open Letter to Tottenham Hotspur#NoToDeZerbi 117925
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Industry Season 4 is 10/10 television. The characters become the sharpest, nastiest, most immoral selves in this series, and you’re kept guessing on their end-game. Superb stuff! 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Have been at my niece’s first birthday and not seen the game at all. Seeing a lot of anger online. This ‘altogether, always’ thing has to carry on, we can’t turn on the players, there’s no choice at this point. As fans we have to take the hits and keep going till the end. 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Fantastic from the lads tonight. I think we were the better team over 2 legs tbh. We literally through the ball in our own net 3 times. But great to get the win at home. Some massive guts being shown in that team right now 💙 010
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I love that from Dragusin, absolute pure Simeone-style performing 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 18/03/2026That is a foul every day of the week in Madrid isn’t it 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Why is Gallagher right wing instead of Porro? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Palace weren’t good until the red card, sorry Joe Cole 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 05/03/2026So who’s playing where now? And why did we need to take Souza off?? 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Why would you dive that way when the penalty taker is stuttering like that, they always need power and go left in that instance. FFS 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Oh give over Joe Hart, just give us some love on comms for once 000
Joseph Rivers @josephrivers.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Palace are giving us an opportunity here, it’s whether we can grab it 000
