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Podcast Commander of The GameCola Podcast Here be Dumb Thoughts interspersed with Videogame News and Discussion

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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me when the doctor tells me my heart palpitations are just a symptom of anxiety: What so you’re telling me I’ve got some sort of Doki Doki Panic???
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me when the doctor tells me my heart palpitations are just a symptom of anxiety: What so you’re telling me I’ve got some sort of Doki Doki Panic???
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dang it now everyone is gonna think I stole the premise of my Chosen One story from the new Avatar show when I *actually* stole it from The Adventure Zone
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’ll just have to stick your hand outside and see if 300,000km, 300m, and 300km have all become the same distance like we did in caveman times
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Super Intelligence everybody
A Google search for “distance light travels in a ms”

The AI Overview reads:
“Light travels approximately 300,000 kilometers (or 300 meters, or about 186 miles) in one millisecond (ms).”
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Sorry ma’am I don’t make the rules” - Guy Furiously Scribbling “No Clowns” in the Rulebook
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me, trying to get the attention of the mutant with the power to stop the flow of water: “Dam Girl!”
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Flashman85 @flashman85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's not forget to celebrate what is unquestionably the biggest, most popular holiday this month.
Screenshot from the NES game Crystalis. White text on black background: 1997, October 1, The END DAY
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There seems to be a running theme here… - Me, reporting on the local marathon
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think this is how I felt when I ate NYC pizza for the first time after only having ever eaten pizza made in East Tennessee
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is not my job to educate you. It is my hobby.
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Then you could also get into PVP and reveal you were using only 30% of your true power
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can’t spell Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without Ant Man
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m a school librarian and I hate my kids what can you offer me
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s helping her find That Damn Fourth Final Fantasy VII Game
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Birthday! And yeah I felt the same in general around that respective birthday haha
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is all I could think about when watching the Metroid trailer with Mega Man in the same direct:
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is all I could think about when watching the Metroid trailer with Mega Man in the same direct:
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah I think the vibes would be very different if the pitch was “The story and world of Ocarina of Time had the game design of Breath of the Wild” or something like that
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s Ocarina Time
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This logic works great for videogames but terribly for rental cars 😔
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Like, I’m not disagreeing that LLMs generate this phrase” (as you’ve proven), but more that phrases like this and “let me explain” are used by people with Algorithm Brain whether or not they use LLM tools themselves. But the crazy part is I didn’t do a good job of letting myself explain.
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fair enough! I still think that could be a feedback loop of phrases that surfaced as engagement drivers in the algorithm being fed back into LLM training data, but in the end the distinction probably doesn’t matter that much
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Generally agreed, but in this case I think this has less to do w/ generating scripts and more with people using stock phrases like this and “Let Me Explain” to try to game engagement for the algorithm. You’re still basically letting AI effectively write your script, just a scrolling AI vs an LLM.
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s not just ANY S….
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the strangest way I’ve ever seen someone publicize her bloodtype
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Probto man 🥹
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Friday the 13th
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Magnito
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Your glasses are on your face, and don’t call me Twink
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Say hi to good ol’ Phillium for me
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You’re right, it isn’t
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Watching YouTubers do increasingly elaborate disclaimer rituals in an attempt to avoid moral responsibility for the empirically validated fact that their audience *will* harass the subject of their video
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I was out walking the city until literally 5 minutes before it got crazy and I had no idea it was imminent I was so lucky and also rip in pieces
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We’re live! www.youtube.com/live/QorpDrt...
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The Tac 2025 - GameCola Videogame Awards Livestream Spectacular!
YouTube video by GCDotNet
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's time for GameCola's prestigious, egregious, and even sometimes grievous awards! And don't forget to check in for part 2 tomorrow along with the celebration stream! gamecola.net/2026/07/the-...
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The 2025 GameCola Videogame Awards (Part 1)
We’re giving out awards this year! But I bet you’ll never guess what type of media they’re for…
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I feel like we don’t complain enough about the corporate epidemic of “guy generated this power point presentation with an LLM and is now reading the slides for the first time live in front of all of us”
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We’re gonna learn the the REAL story was that he was Misunderstood and he became sour because the world turned on him after trying to share the message and bounty of trickle down economics
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A dentist with too many teeth can’t be a good dentist because if they were a good dentist they’d know exactly how to solve that problem
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cut to you looking up from reading your favorite newspaper: The Gothamist
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
it’s an epidemic!
A screenshot from Mega Man 5 where he is colored the same as the item Tails collects. The text reads “YOU GOT NAPALM BOMB.”
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Double Dose
Strong Bad performing the Double Duce.
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It is, though for her it’d probably add 15-30min to the commute. But even w/out the recent congestion pricing, it’s gotta be like 4 times more expensive just factoring in tolls and gas. Plus, there are plenty of places in NJ that are just as close to downtown Manhattan for the same cost of living.
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Every time some free parking in this city is on deck to be removed, they always seem to find some whining schmuck who had already manufactured for themself the most financially and temporally inefficient commute known to man.
Screenshot of a section of a Gothamist article titled: 

Parts of Manhattan to sacrifice 10% of street parking as NYC installs new trash bins

The pictured section reads as follows:

Upper West Sider Ella Darling was one of those frustrated drivers last week after driving 45 minutes from Hoboken, where she works as a pharmaceutical sales representative, to her home. She couldn't find a legal space, so ended up parking in a no-parking zone on West 85th Street.

"There's not really any accessible parking for drivers, and it's only getting worse as the city gets more popular," she said.
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The feeling when you keep losing to a boss even with the health refill item you have to rebuy each time but then when you finally beat the boss you did it without needing a health refill. Peak Videogame
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lmao not only is the main cited study from 2021 making the youngest person in their range *9*, looking at the actual study the question limits it to partners you’ve had since you were 18 so the Gen Z comparison is even more ridiculous and doesn’t even include half the generation!
A screenshot of the General Social Survey. Relevant is the two questions worded as follows:
 
Now thinking about the time since your 18th birthday (including the past 12 months), how many female/male partners have you had sex with?Totals for the responses to the questions mentioned before. Sample size appears to be 4032.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/07/2026
Time Change xkcd.com/3272/
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1 behind podium on stage: We all hate springing forward. But we love falling back. (2) [Audience pictured listening] PERSON 1: Therefore, we are abolishing the *spring* time change *only*. We’ll gain an hour every year, but never lose one. (3) PERSON OFF-PANEL: Won’t that cause the clocks to spiral out of sync with the sun? PERSON 1 holding up a fist: *Then we will meet the chaos clear-eyed and well-rested!*
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why does the Mayor tweet the same way I write podcast descriptions
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Joseph Martin @josephmartin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Studies find that Continuing to Live dramatically increases your risk of cancer
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