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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

oh yahh i remember, what a loser. genuinely get a grip.

marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

went to costume measuring and the person doing it was like clocked your no.9 tattoo! love it. and then i was forced at gunpoint to yap about it, psychoville and the league it was so distressing.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

ohhh the one who stalked people and cosplayed papa lazarou?

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

man hasnt been on bluesky for a few days has a new freak appeared.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

one of my favourite things about no more jockeys is when one of them (usually alex) make a joke and the other two are just like :/.

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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

taskmaster confirmed for april and i already wanna apologize for the person i will become in 3 weeks time

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

maintenance man just asked who the men on my wall are. had to be like 'legz akimbo theatre company'. too embarassed to divulge anything else.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

i was literally saying this all day at work yesterday when stuck cleaning for three hours!!!! everyone looked at me very confused lmao.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

might steal this but i know if they didnt say me id challenge them to an actual fight to prove id win and then get fired.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

my beautiful serenade destroyed. five points if you can figure out what it said.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

played the taskmaster card game last night and tell me why in order to 'do a bad thing with the best apology' both my sibling and her boyfriend's apology was a shot. five points.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

going to work in fifteen minutes. but for now i enjoy farty ice pop rob beckett.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

literally!!! my friends who have gone have had quite high profile people so it's flabbergasting to think who they could pull out next! currently just praying for them to film it with someone interesting (not hard considering the track record) so can see it again because already miss it.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

charlie higson! was great bcos obvs in the programme its got the fast show so was well known who he was. i am so excited to see who their last guest will be considering theyve already had the league reunion!!!

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

NO FUCKING WAY. who was the guest when you went? i know mark was there like two days after i went and i was crestfallen lmao.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

its me and my 'despite everything its still you' tattoo against the world.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

rewatching greg davies: the back of my mums head. very funny man i love him so bad.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

each sites being a cunt w audio and wifi so itd be great if you had any hacking knowledge to do so. gonna try again when home because it keeps making me chortle w the utter despair on my face lmao.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

you're not a bother. i wouldve done the same thing! they bring them over to MY table and expect me not to drink them? fuck that thats on them mate. how long did it take them to realise?

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

doododoodoo very busy and important work going on at this spoons table doododooodoo please stop glaring at me from the bar for being on me onesies for ten minutes dododoodoo.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

at spoons w mother and sister and they left just as i ordered a drink to the table so now im being seethed at for having a table. man is not moving i am afraid and thirsty.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

hello my g. unsure why power stancing.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

choosing to lie until i believe it for my own sanity 😛

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

he had to stop and think about it tbf so yeah! not just the usual 'oh thank you' so! a win is a win!

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

oh. it was. i was so normal until the very last minute and then panicked and was like IM SO SORRY I WONT and he was like 'its alright dont worry' and i turned to my friend and kind of squealed 'why did i do that'. oh well. good job i dont embarass easy.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

atleast it was interesting for him probs.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

promptly followed by the wail at the wall:

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

the moment i realized i fucked up.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

i told reece i was going to wee when that was the one thing i was trying so hard not to. i wasnt!!! then apologised and screamed at the wall!!! he was like its okay' and then my mum asked if anyone had said he looks like kevin clifton (no) on video.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

halfway through stage/fright. phenomenal.

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kit ☭ 𓂆 @60fthem.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

i miss them☹️🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

love you dexter even with your fuck ass moustache.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

i am totally sane about that character. i fully understand.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

only thing stopping me is the fact that my face is wide so will look like the mighty boosh moon lmao. but also thank you for vote of comfort i may well do it now.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

so tempted to shave my hair fully. SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

joseph lisgoe mentioned!!!! only character ever!!

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

glad the gangs back together! so excited to see stage/fright a week today! :)

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

literally like im trying to escape taskmaster brainrot but it keeps pulling me back in with the 'cheater cheater' 'chaotic moments' 'best rants' compilations.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

especially because currently filming while theyre doing stage/fright. manifesting and praying still.

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

very excited in lecture right now.

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