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marty 🕸️

@josephlisgoe.bsky.social
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he/him britcom enthusiast! twelvety (twenty one) will yap about all my hyperfixations (tv shows from the 90s and 00s).

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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
went to costume measuring and the person doing it was like clocked your no.9 tattoo! love it. and then i was forced at gunpoint to yap about it, psychoville and the league it was so distressing.
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League Charities @leaguecharities.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
one of my favourite things about no more jockeys is when one of them (usually alex) make a joke and the other two are just like :/.
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steffi🥛 @diversestripes.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
taskmaster confirmed for april and i already wanna apologize for the person i will become in 3 weeks time
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
maintenance man just asked who the men on my wall are. had to be like 'legz akimbo theatre company'. too embarassed to divulge anything else.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
my beautiful serenade destroyed. five points if you can figure out what it said.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
played the taskmaster card game last night and tell me why in order to 'do a bad thing with the best apology' both my sibling and her boyfriend's apology was a shot. five points.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
going to work in fifteen minutes. but for now i enjoy farty ice pop rob beckett.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
its me and my 'despite everything its still you' tattoo against the world.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
rewatching greg davies: the back of my mums head. very funny man i love him so bad.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
doododoodoo very busy and important work going on at this spoons table doododooodoo please stop glaring at me from the bar for being on me onesies for ten minutes dododoodoo.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
at spoons w mother and sister and they left just as i ordered a drink to the table so now im being seethed at for having a table. man is not moving i am afraid and thirsty.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
hello my g. unsure why power stancing.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
the moment i realized i fucked up.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i told reece i was going to wee when that was the one thing i was trying so hard not to. i wasnt!!! then apologised and screamed at the wall!!! he was like its okay' and then my mum asked if anyone had said he looks like kevin clifton (no) on video.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
halfway through stage/fright. phenomenal.
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kit ☭ 𓂆 @60fthem.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
i miss them☹️🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
love you dexter even with your fuck ass moustache.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
so tempted to shave my hair fully. SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
very excited in lecture right now.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
cant watch the read because i am watching my friend get a buzz cut. gonna relearn about jekyll and hyde later.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
poppy playtime chapter four finally being out is very exciting to me. HELLO JACKSEPTICEYE I AM READY.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
how when i sleep less am i so much more awake! solo disco time.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
feeling silly and whimsical while running on two hours of sleep.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i have watched so much taskmaster this week i am dreaming about it now!!!! johnny vegas leave my unconscious mind!!!
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
less than three weeks until stage/fright i am going feral :3.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
went to see best friend matt at 1am this morning because my coursemate said something nice about me and i went cray cray. compliments scare me.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
everytime the number nine is included in the uni attendance code i keep going 'number nine mentioned!' and pointing to my tattoo. i fear i may be insufferable.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
got uni in twenty minutes and i have never felt more dead. do not club until 3am and then doom scroll for an hour!!!! you will die!!!! withering away.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i do not understand football etiquette! i keep asking my brother why he is clapping!
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
hiding in the toilets to avoid watching a shitty football match.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
everytime i post a photo of myself on here my discover page just turns into people being miserable. i get it im emo!
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
not a good idea i now feel like im being walked to the gallows. (probs gonna rewatch season one when im back from the gp).
me wrapped up in my duvet regretting life decisions.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
no more jockeys time.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
harvey denton:
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
i think i have the capability to recreate season seven of taskmaster as a one man solo group at this point.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
i have been watching taskmaster nonstop for 14 hours. finished season four again and now on episode nine of season seven. i have to be up at eight!!! but my brain must finish what it has started.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i muted all the tags and a spoiler still came up!!!!! feeling ill and angry.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I LOVE KARL PILKINGTON.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
steve and reece do not work this hard for their work to be spoiled, especially when having twists as a major usp. same goes for any theatre show. -grumpy mt student.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
when your following tab is only yourself maybe you should take a step back and calm down. (its me im the problem).
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
andrew from traitors looks like ray carling from life on mars.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
i may get a little overexcited.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
i cannot concentrate on traitors!!! i have been watching it for 12 hours!!!! im terrified.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
feeling totally normal and sane and on brand at the moment.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
THEYRE DOING STAGE DOOR AHHHHHHHHHH.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
watching series one of traitors and all i can think of whenever meryl appears is the charity shop ladies of royston vasey. "oh that meryl!"
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
its timeeee. start and end of an era.
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marty 🕸️ @josephlisgoe.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
i reckon i could out awkward alex horne. i am perfectly comfortable with it when i am in control of doing it.
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