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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Life's been hard recently. But bloody hell, this club!

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

We're a mess off the pitch but at least the boys delivered on it.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

"Weird fluff", now that's a sign to get the fuck off Tinder if I've ever seen one 😭

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

We've reached the stage where sports media are so untrustworthy, the club has to officially confirm it asked for player licences, not a moratorium. New Year resolution for some journalists - be more reliable. Happy 2025!

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FC Barcelona statement

The latest news from FC Barcelona — schedule, tickets, injury updates, player info, video, match stats and highlights, standings, official shop & more

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Oh, come on. I don't want to have to boycott my own club's matches over questionable ethical standards.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Why am I tempted to plan a Madrid weekend sometime in 2025 just to hunt for this comedy gold? 🤣

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Valencia really doing the work to make me feel better about the number of my exes 🙈

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

You know you're at a Slavic Christmas Eve dinner when you're full to the point your stomach is ready to burst and then there's a random babcia chasing you with "one more piece of poppy seed cake!" because you don't look well fed 😆

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Funny detail about US courts is that a jury nullification ("we know he did it, evidence tells us so but we choose to ignore it because we agree with him") is a thing. Good luck finding 12 New Yorkers with 0 bias against health insurance companies.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

We need more fluffy cows in our lives. Just think what memes @themerl.bsky.social could do with this glorious fluffage!

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

10th circle of hell: Paris-CDG airport on the weekend before Christmas. I'm developing an allergy to humans 😭

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Barça's General Assemblies usually aren't very lively affairs but I don't need any caffeine when I'm listening about just how bad Bartomeu-era deal was.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Photo of the Day, if not the Year. Solidarity and admiration. 📸This brilliant photo of Gisele Pelicot, leaving court for the final time yesterday, was taken by Arnold Jerocki for Getty Images.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

If you know, you know. And if you don't know then this will make no sense to you 😅

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Tall Trees

YouTube video by Blacklit Canopy

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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 17/12/2024

The blocking worked. Starve the trolls of attention. Keep our blocking culture strong. STOP DROP BLOCK

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@jessesingal - 2h
Things are SO cordoned off over there, with the blocking and shrieking so aggressive, that it's basically a rumor-sewer. There's absolutely no pushback and pushback is quickly blocked or treated as 'harassment! Twitter sucks in many ways but it's not a monoculture.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Second grade is what, 7 years old? 8? Bloody hell.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Holiday depression is hitting pretty hard this year.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Well, there goes our league campaign.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Fragile owners of tiny dicks are not going to be happy about this 🤭

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

RM is the answer to "what if victim complex was a football club?"

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Gil Manzano having an absolutely normal day at the office.

Screenshot of notable events from football match of Sevilla vs Celta Vigo, showing 6 players receiving a yellow card in the time span of 3 minutes.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Is it just me or is "far-right former soccer star as the next president of the country" a truly deranged headline which at the same time perfectly embodies the spirit of 2020s?

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Of all the things that can jump out the bushes at you, I feel like this cutie is one of the better options 🥰

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/12/2024

This should be grounds for account suspension. Jesse has explicitly white knighted for kiwi farms. These are exactly the kinds of people he associates with. His presence on this site inherently makes it unsafe for trans people.

"A screenshot of a tweet by Jesse Singal (@jessesingal.com) with the following text: 'A kiwi farmer reached out to me claiming to have figured out the tech problems I'm having. This is their post. Does this make sense to those who are techier than me? I indeed get an error when I click on the username so no idea how to block.'

Below the tweet, there is a screenshot of a post discussing issues with Bluesky, including an error message reading: 'Oops! The server gave an invalid response and may be out of date.' The post explains that only Jesse Singal's posts result in this error, due to a malicious actor exploiting Bluesky's naming scheme to block access. The post suggests this issue denies Jesse engagement on the platform and warns about the potential abuse of this exploit."

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

The real person of the year.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

A good portion of Barça fans should be writing their letters of apology to a certain shark 😂 I won't blame Pau for that penalty because he's a literal teenager and gets a pass for doing something stupid every once in a while but whatever the hell happened for BVBs 2ns goal needs to be studied.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I realised I probably should finally replace that fancy (but good) mascara I bought back in 2022-ish. Opened Sephora. Checked out the prices. If anyone needs me, I'm browsing through Essence looking for a dupe 😬

Screenshot from Sephora website, two Too Faced mascaras, each costing €32

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

In a freaky twist of events, this popped up just as I was looking for mascara and some concealer because my 4pm Skype is a video call 🤣

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Spurs are the football Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, you just can't convince me otherwise.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Huh. So there is science behind why every museum should have a cafe with cake and some comfy seating options!

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Notes from Betis: we continue to be our worst enemies because chances missed = points dropped. Frenkie, bro, it's time to give up that armband. And maybe embrace the idea of moving to slightly colder climates, I'm sure there will be an offer from the Prem. Wtf were those substitutions, Herr Flick?

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Look, clean sheets is just not something we do this season. Now if our attack could get their heads out of the collective arse, that would be lovely.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Barça fanbase had a wee bit of a meltdown when the club let Gundo go back to Manchester without a fee. Deco and Laporta are owed letters of apology, methinks...

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Important thread, give it a read and keep in mind when following accounts:

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Just to make things clear, my follow-back policy applies only if you're a human being with a personal account. If you're a footy fanpage, you get a pass - but if I check your profile and the first thing I see is a promoted product, subscription or Amazon storefront, it's a noppity-nope 😉

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Hot cocoa spiked with Baileys it is, then!

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

We've been blessed with a sane coach.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Oh good, it's not just me then 😅

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Life after 30: oh, so you are getting headaches? Might be teeth, or sinuses, or your ears, potentially thyroid, need to also check your spine, while we're at it let's do fifty different blood tests, how are your kidneys don't answer we'll test for that too... Bro, I just wanted some sumatriptan.

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

MERL legit is the best part of internet ❤️❤️❤️

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Freezing grans are not the king's problem, eh?

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I don't like The Fairytale of New York on musical level (nothing to do with lyrics) but just for this, I'm adding it to the Christmas playlist 🤣

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

From what I remember, it goes "love thy neighbour". Did I miss God releasing a Bible update and adding "but only if he's straight"...?

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I'm very happy to report we still are Mallorca's boogeyman team 🥰

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Frenkie took criticism personally 🤣

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

A good lesson for both life and football: take the chances to score those goals because letting them go will cost you. (I'm almost at the tearing-out-my-hair stage, send help)

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Josephine Mayfair @josephinemayfa1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Is it just me or is our "political coup" bingo window a little too full right now 🫣

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