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@jory.bsky.social
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Product Designer hustling for dollars. 🏳️‍🌈

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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You have to be so careful putting on Derry Girls for background noise while you work, next thing you know the season 2 finale is playing back through and you’re sobbing through your afternoon to do list.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Barf directly into your ass, Teresa.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still, always good to see MY Marvel Cinematic Universe grow
Elizabeth Marvel from an episode of 30 Rock
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s just wild to me that 15 years into this lip filler + flip bullshit every third person in the greater Los Angeles area looks like the incredible Mr Limpet and no one has called for class action.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got my ass
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maiden Mother Crone
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every drag race confessional look falls into one of four categories
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Saw this on TT and cannot stop laughing
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know I shouldn’t engage but as a professional in the space I need to help.
A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark-themed messaging app, timestamped “Today 9:01 AM.” An incoming grey bubble reads: “Hi Hemmelgarn, it’s Emily with UT Remodels Group. We have a few FREE bathroom remodel estimate openings in Riverton. Want to schedule your free estimate?” A green outgoing reply responds: “Wrong number, and your CRM is either putting the last name in the first name slot or still populating a name when you only have a last name present leading to clunky messages like this! Fix it, diva!” Below, grey system text warns: “If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam.” Two buttons appear at the bottom: “Delete” in red and “Mark as Known” in blue.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hmm… I wonder who makes thi —
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Hearing Trumpet is the best thing I have read in ages.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hmmmm
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@tophr.org
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Howling. HOWLING.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The WICKER!? Get out of here. Loved these two drawings too
A David Hockney lithograph of Joe Macdonald, painted in loose brushy strokes. Joe sits in profile in a wicker chair, wearing a blue and green patterned shirt with dark trousers and a red cushion behind him. In the upper right, a second figure of a man rendered entirely in orange stands facing forward. The print is signed and dated in pencil along the top edge. A David Hockney print of Joe Macdonald seen from above, looking down with his hands folded in his lap. He wears the same blue and green floral shirt, and sits on an orange fringed rug over pale floorboards, with dark plum and navy fabric across his legs. A teal scribbled rectangle, perhaps a window or picture, sits in the upper right corner.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Last year in Palm Springs we saw a the Hockney exhibit, and that was the first time I’d ever seen any of his etchings. They really just blew me away, and made me start to fall in love with drawing again.
A photograph of a David Hockney line drawing printed in a book, with dappled sunlight falling across the page. Two men in loose robes sit in woven wicker chairs beside louvred shutters. The older man on the left faces forward with crossed legs, while a younger man on the right rests an arm on his chair and looks to the side. Between them, a round table holds a melon and an ear of corn on a tiled floor.A drawing by David Hockney of a woman seated in a chair, holding a cigarette loosely in one hand. She has wavy hair and wears a spotted fur-style coat draped over an embroidered floral dress, one arm resting on the chair back as she gazes out with a calm expression. The word “Celia” is handwritten faintly in the lower right corner.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I know this is incredibly niche but I would pay anything to watch the Terrace House commentators watch The Brady Bunch movies AS a season of Terrace House.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Actually just out frame acting like the world is ending cuz the AC is on
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Help my dog is too cute
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just wanted to pop on to say: I would ascend to the throne of god in a blinding pillar of unquenchable fire and commit unspeakable atrocities against the assembled hosts of heaven in all of their houses to protect Ume
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You must acquit!
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me after getting an espresso machine and sipping 4 shots to taste and drinking two full lattes during testing
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I saw a woman carrying two giant handfuls of ladyfingers today, presumably on her way to some tiramisu emergency, but then it turned out to just be her bala bangles
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The boys are back home everything is right in the world.
A bald man with a grey beard and heavily tattooed arms sits on a sofa, cradling the long snout of a black greyhound in one hand. The dog gazes off camera with wide amber eyes, its sleek head resting across the man’s chest. Both are close to the lens, giving the shot an intimate, low-angle feel.A black and tan miniature dachshund named Ferguson — his gold ID tag clearly reads “ferguson” — sits upright and alert on someone’s lap, looking directly at the camera. He wears a brown leather collar and his rust-coloured paws are neatly tucked in front of him. A tattooed arm is visible in the soft-focus background.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Island potluck! spent the evening wrapping musubi and making guava/coconut/rum cocktails while @lambtiime.bsky.social grilled and friends made mac salad and pineapple upside-down cake.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Insane rental in Palm Springs this weekend at Motel 6 prices.
An open-plan dining and living area in a Palm Springs home. In the foreground, a round marble-topped dining table is surrounded by mid-century modern wooden chairs with tan leather seats, lit by a large cluster pendant light with amber glass globes. Beyond, a living room area features a grey sofa, two curved brown leather accent chairs, and warm linen curtains. A decorative wooden lattice screen divides the spaces.A sleek, modern kitchen in a Palm Springs home. A large central island with a white marble-veined surface holds a wooden bowl filled with green marimo. Dark matte cabinetry lines the walls, with a dramatic full-width marble backsplash behind the cooktop. A statement chandelier with rattan shades hangs overhead, and floor-to-ceiling windows along the left wall look out to palm trees and bright desert light.A mid-century modern living room in a Palm Springs home, centred on a tall whitewashed brick fireplace with a starburst clock mounted above it. Two curved brown leather chairs on wire frames face the hearth, with a geometric wooden side table between them. A grey sofa and armchairs sit to the right, and a decorative wooden lattice panel lines the far wall. A natural-fibre rug anchors the seating area, and a weathered wood sculpture stands to the left of the fireplace.A calm, contemporary living room in a Palm Springs home, with two grey sofas facing each other across a round wooden coffee table. A wall-mounted flat-screen TV sits above a dark low sideboard on the left. Large floor-to-ceiling glass doors across the back wall look out to a garden, palm trees, and what appears to be a pool area in bright daylight.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There is something… so sublime about hearing a song in the wild that Dina Martina has preformed. The way Girls on Film has been permanently changed for me. Elevated. Fortified. “Who’s Zooming Who?” Many others.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
As a kid who found Alan-a-dale (the rooster) and Robin (the fox) from Disney’s Robin Hood very hot; The Bad Guys would have fried 👏 my👏 brain.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is so so so heinous
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
In Hollywood even the weddings are Teal/Orange.
Two smiling people pose for a selfie outdoors against a pale building wall. One wears a patterned green-and-black jacket over a mesh top, while the other stretches an arm toward the camera, showing a tattoo sleeve and a loose shirt with green and cream abstract patterns.A large crowd gathers inside a vaulted industrial hall for a live performance or ceremony. Warm orange and blue lighting washes over the room, with people seated and standing around a small stage framed by draped fabric and a disco ball hanging from the ceiling.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hello I am obsessed with Linnea Sterte's work.
A blue-toned ink illustration in a Japanese woodblock-inspired style. A frog wearing a checkered kimono strides forward carrying a large leafy plant over its shoulder, with speech bubbles reading "HELLO!" and "HI!" A smaller frog struggles beneath a large, netted gourd or melon, saying "UMF." In the background, a tiny figure rolls a large circular object. From A Frog in the Fall by Linnea Sterte.A blue-toned ink drawing of a small frog clinging to the side of a large, textured melon or gourd hanging from a vine, surrounded by broad leaves and curling tendrils. The frog wears a dark cap and presses its head against the fruit. Hand-lettered text reads "(LISTENING TO THE MELON.)" and "A SWEET UNEARTHLY MUSIC EMANATES FROM INSIDE THE GOURD." From A Frog in the Fall by Linnea Sterte.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Heaviest shrugs I’ve ever done today! 235lbs!
In a gym, a man stands holding a loaded hex bar at thigh height, mid-lift. He wears a black sleeveless shirt with the text “transgenderism enriches the world you live in,” green shorts, and a cap. Rows of dumbbells and exposed ceiling beams fill the backgroundA shirtless man takes a mirror selfie in a softly lit bathroom, holding a phone in front of his chest. He has a shaved head, short beard, and multiple tattoos across both arms, including large floral and wave designs. The background is plain with a light switch visible on the wall.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
1 min & 20 minute poses
Loose blue sketch lines show several muscular male figures in different poses on toned paper—flexing arms, pointing outward, and twisting at the torso. The drawings are quick and gestural, focusing on anatomy and movement rather than facial detail.A more finished drawing of two muscular men on toned paper: one sits sideways on a chair, wearing a crown and necklace, looking up at the other. The second stands behind him, bare-chested with short hair and a beard, gazing off to the side; both have visible tattoos and soft shading in blue and graphite.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Saw my fav in the theater again today. It’s… such a perfect movie, literally criminally underrated, one of a kind. Singular style, heartwarming, funny and just FUN.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You can think you understand “the 90s are back” but until you start seeing Fontdiner Sparky around town…
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Nini Coco looks like Buster Keaton
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Reggie Dinkins is the funniest shit in a decade and Erika Alexander is the MVP.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
At a gay guy holiday party last year we were talking end of year listening stats and when i said Slayyyter was my top artist i was met with “who?” and a dismissive “oh she like… is only popular with gays.” It’s so rad to see her finally getting her 🌹🌹🌹for such a ferocious, genre-busting album
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If I could go back in time and meet anyone
The rear bumper of a red Mini Countryman, shot close up in a parking lot. A rectangular bumper sticker reads “Honk If You Love Snoopy,” with a cartoon illustration of Snoopy wearing sunglasses. A California license plate is partially visible on the right
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My actual parents
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My album of the year I can already tell. No skips.
Two people stand against a pale blue wall. On the left, a person sits hunched in a red and white trucker cap reading “Worst Girl In America” and a plaid shirt, holding a cigarette. On the right, a person with curly blonde hair stands with hands on hips, wearing a distressed white tee, black fringe jacket, and cutoff denim shorts. A bold red dollar sign in a circle is overlaid in the centre of the image — the cover art for Slayyyter’s album The Worst Girl in America.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
More Jacumba
A smiling person with short hair, a short beard, and a yellow Patagonia cap sits in front of a rustic stone wall topped with a decorative breeze-block screen. They’re wearing a white t-shirt, and tattoos are visible on one arm. The warm, indoor light gives the scene a relaxed, casual feel.A flat-lay of beach essentials in warm afternoon light: a brown and white striped towel, a cream crochet net bag containing what appears to be a colourful book from FSG, and a pair of retro-style sunglasses with a tortoiseshell  checkerboard frame resting on the towel. Soft shadows fall across the scene.The poolside area at Jacumba Hot Springs Hotel in bright sunshine. Wooden sun loungers draped with orange and white striped towels line the edge of a pool, shaded by large thatched palapa umbrellas. A bamboo pole fence runs across the background, with a low adobe building and blue sky beyond. Two people stand waist-deep in the turquoise pool at Jacumba Hot Springs Hotel during golden hour. One, wearing a yellow cap and sunglasses with visible arm tattoos, adjusts their cap brim. The other, in a dark bikini top and red-tinted sunglasses, is laughing. Palm trees, thatched palapas, and a rustic bamboo fence are visible in the warm, low light behind them.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Day one in Jacumba.
Three people smile together for a selfie outdoors at Jacumba Hot Springs Hotel. On the left, a person in an orange mesh tank top has tattooed arms and a small ear gauge. In the middle, someone with blonde hair in a loose updo wears glasses, a white tank top, and a delicate layered necklace, with floral tattoos visible on their chest and arm. On the right, a bald person with a short beard wears a grey t-shirt and has heavily tattooed arms. Behind them is a woven bamboo wall with a rough-hewn wooden pergola frame above.A cosy living room interior at Jacumba Hot Springs Hotel with warm, earthy tones throughout. A large cream sectional sofa faces a low wooden coffee table holding two decorative bowls and a green drink. A patterned burgundy cushion sits on the sofa, and a large round mirror with a rough wooden frame hangs on the pale plastered wall above. Exposed wooden ceiling beams run the length of the room, with a ceiling fan overhead. A Moroccan-style hanging lantern is suspended near the window, and a rustic carved wooden sideboard sits to the right. A record player is just visible on its surface.A pair of large, ornately carved antique wooden doors stand wide open in a pale rendered wall, framed by a weathered wooden beam lintel. On either side of the doorway, a warm-toned lantern-style wall sconce with a tassel hangs on the white plaster. Through the opening, a gravel courtyard leads to a low stone planter filled with ornamental grass, with trees and a small white building visible beyond in the early evening light. Jacumba Hot Springs Hotel,
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Truly no one prolly gives a shit about this at this point but i just need to say i cracked the ratio to recreate The Mills cinammon toast at home and it’s roughly 2:1 brown sugar to cinammon; mixed, and thats starting with at LEAST a 1/2 tsp cinammon, PER SLICE. Top with flaky salt.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Perfect breakfast is perfect.
A bowl of pad kaphrao nuea khai dao, or holy basil mince beef with a fried egg, sitting on a sunny window sill.
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The duality of nonny
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Me watching Robert Palmer music videos
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Jory @jory.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Started this drawing back in like… October, promptly forgot about it, finished last night. Procreate to Illustrator (and back to procreate for some small edits at the end)
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