Jory @jory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You have an opportunity to genuinely rickroll Rick Astley and you fumble the bag. 000
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Disclosure Day is 2026’s Knowing (down to the fuckass deer) and if it weren’t for Spielberg’s name on the project it would have the exact same RT score if not much lower. 120
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s just wild to me that 15 years into this lip filler + flip bullshit every third person in the greater Los Angeles area looks like the incredible Mr Limpet and no one has called for class action. 120
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026As a user, I want the light on my face to beautifully complement the playful nature of a scene. #iphoneduo 000
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I scoffed at the foldable phone but then they said the pencil works on it. They got me, gal. 020
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh man in the moon, please bless one day The Horrors cover the b-52s’ “Give me back my man” 031
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Season 5 of Silo is Juliette Nichols getting out of the silo and getting to live with Titus Burgess and Carol Kane in New York. 040
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Realized today I've been subscribed to hel-looks.com for... 21 years? HAHAHAHA omfg kill me kill me kill me there is no way.hel-looks.comAma - Hel Looks - Street Style from Helsinki“Almost everything I am wearing is thrifted like the capri pants with a nu metal twist, the leather jacket and the top and Miu Miu sunglasses. The shoes are Crocs believe it or not. I knitted the wool... 120
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Everyone at the Slayyyter concert looks like a Grand Theft Auto NPC you’d pay extra to run over 020
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“The r looks like a z” is the new “I thought it was Gisney.” and I want to slap the shit out of anyone who says it, hard. 030
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I have eaten the fat free frûche that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for your tea Forgive me i didn’t know And indoor cricket makes me ravishing 141
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This project runway contestant but it’s My Strange Addiction: An Aggressive Root Tease 010
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Every drag race confessional look falls into one of four categories 040
Reposted by JoryMike @jacobeantragedy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Most of our current pop girlies wouldn’t exist without this song. 1102
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I know I shouldn’t engage but as a professional in the space I need to help. 020
Reposted by Joryjessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE ACKROOMS 125136402874
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Watching Ladies First and it’s like… did Netflix hire Dhar Mann? This is insane. 100
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Yall ever think about how the super villain (Max Lord) in Wonder Woman 1984 tells the other villain (Dr. Minerva) to try Biotin? 041
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Shocked when the killer in Widows Bay turned out to be ME running down anyone who was mean to Patricia. 051
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I just feel like a chocolate chip in a brownie, while nowhere near as offensive as walnuts or w/e, goes directly against the POINT of a brownie which is of course its singular texture. It would be like putting dragees in an angel food cake. 130
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Last year in Palm Springs we saw a the Hockney exhibit, and that was the first time I’d ever seen any of his etchings. They really just blew me away, and made me start to fall in love with drawing again. 1101
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026My hot take is that “this meeting could have been an email” is an artifact from a pre-remote work / decentralized norm, to say nothing of a time when people, you know, did or could… read. If you want the cush of getting to work from the living room, you gotta be willing to hop on a call. 130
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Maybe TMI but I got uh, spic & span for a rectal exam today, and then OneMedical messaged me 45 minutes before leaving for my appt to say “actually as of Jan 29 your insurance doesn’t cover us anymore, don’t come in.” US healthcare enshittification meeting gay deshittitification. Happy Pride! 150
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I know this is incredibly niche but I would pay anything to watch the Terrace House commentators watch The Brady Bunch movies AS a season of Terrace House. 000
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Just wanted to pop on to say: I would ascend to the throne of god in a blinding pillar of unquenchable fire and commit unspeakable atrocities against the assembled hosts of heaven in all of their houses to protect Ume 030
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Has the Sonos leadership team been held accountable for their crimes yet? 150
Reposted by Jorylambtime @lambtiime.bsky.social · 03/06/2026truly a once in a lifetime moment on semifinals two of celebrity pop jeopardy. i was jumping up and down screaming 031
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Me after getting an espresso machine and sipping 4 shots to taste and drinking two full lattes during testing 140
Jory @jory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I saw a woman carrying two giant handfuls of ladyfingers today, presumably on her way to some tiramisu emergency, but then it turned out to just be her bala bangles 181
