iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

the chiefs can only make a comeback if they do a singing/dancing number to thriller like they did in season 2 episode 11 of glee

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there are so many car commercials. like just play cars 2 already.

the way i would scream cry and throw up anytime amber riley did anything

when are they making a live action Him

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

glee cast reunion announced for super bowl half time show LX

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fuck it. welcome back david bowie

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

why is this guy above the family dentist

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

i was very sad today and it was very rude of my work to have actual work for me to do while i was being very s

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

we’re so lucky to have existed at the same time as you, david lynch. thank you for everything

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

brutalist screening at music box gave us the coolest pamphlets

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in my deep yearning hours for anna sawai

bald man of the night award goes to stanley tucci

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hitting my vape for the conclave win

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begging for one shot with margaret qualley

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

i didn’t see the apprentice but i wish jeremy strong won so he could wear that fuck ass gag on stage

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i can’t believe wallace just wears that slutty mesh top to bed. like boy, go stand in line at berghain with a fit like that

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

they should give gromit a gun.

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

i could fix shadow the hedgehog.

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

all of my white friends are so excited i brought soju to the event.

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

me (a 26 year old woman): yeah i’m still growing. i’ll hit my second growth spurt soon

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

hello? 9-1-1? oomf hasn’t reaponded in 8 hours. c an you do a wellness check.

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catarina ⭑ @damncatarina.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

snoopy x brutalizer

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in a perfect world, nicole kidman and harris dickinson would have promoted babygirl like this

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gonna start quoting every bald man with a mustache with “nosferatu (2024)”

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me personally? i would cherish and love my husband, anthony banderas.

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i could have helped nosferatu with his narcissism. i just know it.

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sorry i cant hangout im busy tonight (setting up my living room for wrestlemania and inviting over 15 of my closest friends to wrestle)

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should i end 2024 with watching sonic 3

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is it illegal in football to twirl in a circle really fast with your arms out

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

sorry i’m recycling my tweets here. i’m just too funny and cute.

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no babe, balaclava stays ON during sex

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

gimme gimme gimme by abba is the kind of song you invent shaking ass for

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

imagine the amount of chaos in the world if cats had opposable thumbs

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

do u dream in third or first person

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

can’t wait to see my local dive bar tab wrapped

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anusha @anushaspears.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

good morning 🌞

Meme format of “we just fucked and now she’s on her phone…” updated with “tweeting about challengers (2024)”

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

indie said she’s a big fan of bluesky user gary