jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025the chiefs can only make a comeback if they do a singing/dancing number to thriller like they did in season 2 episode 11 of glee 030
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025there are so many car commercials. like just play cars 2 already. 010
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025glee cast reunion announced for super bowl half time show LX 120
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025i was very sad today and it was very rude of my work to have actual work for me to do while i was being very s 000
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025we’re so lucky to have existed at the same time as you, david lynch. thank you for everything 000
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 11/01/2025brutalist screening at music box gave us the coolest pamphlets 000
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 06/01/2025i didn’t see the apprentice but i wish jeremy strong won so he could wear that fuck ass gag on stage 000
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 05/01/2025i can’t believe wallace just wears that slutty mesh top to bed. like boy, go stand in line at berghain with a fit like that 0221
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 01/01/2025all of my white friends are so excited i brought soju to the event. 271
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 31/12/2024me (a 26 year old woman): yeah i’m still growing. i’ll hit my second growth spurt soon 051
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 31/12/2024hello? 9-1-1? oomf hasn’t reaponded in 8 hours. c an you do a wellness check. 052
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024in a perfect world, nicole kidman and harris dickinson would have promoted babygirl like this 0201
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024gonna start quoting every bald man with a mustache with “nosferatu (2024)” 3141
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024me personally? i would cherish and love my husband, anthony banderas. 151
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024i could have helped nosferatu with his narcissism. i just know it. 092
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024sorry i cant hangout im busy tonight (setting up my living room for wrestlemania and inviting over 15 of my closest friends to wrestle) 042
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024is it illegal in football to twirl in a circle really fast with your arms out 181
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024sorry i’m recycling my tweets here. i’m just too funny and cute. 082
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/12/2024gimme gimme gimme by abba is the kind of song you invent shaking ass for 0145
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 11/12/2024imagine the amount of chaos in the world if cats had opposable thumbs 051
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Talk Tuah with Hailey Welsh: I TALK TO DAMN DANIEL GUY ABOUT HIS WHITE VANS 000
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 30/11/2024we’re letting the $4.50 tequila sodas talk tonight …. 020
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/11/2024lowkey i hate popping off on twitter because tell me why my situationship from 10th grade is sliding into my dms with my tweet saying “this u? haha. how are u” 020
jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/11/2024i’m telling santa that you stole my star in mario party. 041