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jordann

@jordisinger.bsky.social
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i made my twitter bio in 2013 and haven’t changed it since, so i have no clue what to put here

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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
time to whip out my george foreman grill
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
the chiefs can only make a comeback if they do a singing/dancing number to thriller like they did in season 2 episode 11 of glee
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
there are so many car commercials. like just play cars 2 already.
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
when are they making a live action Him
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
glee cast reunion announced for super bowl half time show LX
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
fuck it. welcome back david bowie
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
why is this guy above the family dentist
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
i was very sad today and it was very rude of my work to have actual work for me to do while i was being very s
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
we’re so lucky to have existed at the same time as you, david lynch. thank you for everything
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
brutalist screening at music box gave us the coolest pamphlets
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
in my deep yearning hours for anna sawai
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
bald man of the night award goes to stanley tucci
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
hitting my vape for the conclave win
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
gary oldman award
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
begging for one shot with margaret qualley
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
i didn’t see the apprentice but i wish jeremy strong won so he could wear that fuck ass gag on stage
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
i can’t believe wallace just wears that slutty mesh top to bed. like boy, go stand in line at berghain with a fit like that
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
they should give gromit a gun.
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
i could fix shadow the hedgehog.
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
all of my white friends are so excited i brought soju to the event.
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
me (a 26 year old woman): yeah i’m still growing. i’ll hit my second growth spurt soon
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
hello? 9-1-1? oomf hasn’t reaponded in 8 hours. c an you do a wellness check.
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catarina ⭑ @damncatarina.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
snoopy x brutalizer
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
in a perfect world, nicole kidman and harris dickinson would have promoted babygirl like this
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
gonna start quoting every bald man with a mustache with “nosferatu (2024)”
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
me personally? i would cherish and love my husband, anthony banderas.
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
i could have helped nosferatu with his narcissism. i just know it.
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
sorry i cant hangout im busy tonight (setting up my living room for wrestlemania and inviting over 15 of my closest friends to wrestle)
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
should i end 2024 with watching sonic 3
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
is it illegal in football to twirl in a circle really fast with your arms out
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
sorry i’m recycling my tweets here. i’m just too funny and cute.
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
bring back roughhousing
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
no babe, balaclava stays ON during sex
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
gimme gimme gimme by abba is the kind of song you invent shaking ass for
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
hi bluesky imy
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
🤠yeehaw🤠
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
imagine the amount of chaos in the world if cats had opposable thumbs
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
can’t wait to see my local dive bar tab wrapped
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
wristwatch mentioned
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anusha @anushaspears.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
good morning 🌞
Meme format of “we just fucked and now she’s on her phone…” updated with “tweeting about challengers (2024)”
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
miss indie loves sitting in the bowl
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
everyone say hi indie
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Talk Tuah with Hailey Welsh: I TALK TO DAMN DANIEL GUY ABOUT HIS WHITE VANS
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
can i drunk text u
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
we’re letting the $4.50 tequila sodas talk tonight ….
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
lowkey i hate popping off on twitter because tell me why my situationship from 10th grade is sliding into my dms with my tweet saying “this u? haha. how are u”
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
new favorite basketball guy just dropped
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i’m telling santa that you stole my star in mario party.
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jordann @jordisinger.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
*pets ur arm hair like ur a dog*
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