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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I thought the ad for the drug Jardiance was an SNL spoof because they kept mentioning side effects like bleeding pernieum (aka the taint)… but no, SNL had yet to return from commercials. The drug that makes your taint bleed is real.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Paramout surrender is a perfect distillation of Democratic politics: 1. Talk a big game 2. Fold despite having legal leverage and public opinion on their side 3. Empower conservative oligarchs who hate working people. Great message to send right before the elections!

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The first great tragedy of 9/11 was all the lives lost and families shattered on that terrible day. The second tragedy of 9/11 is how it was weaponized to spread fear, sow hatred, wage endless war, justify torture, and deny freedoms. It's a legacy of heroism and cynicism.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I need to keep my blood pressure down post-heart surgery, so I'm not really allowed to work, but nothing makes me feel more anxious (and thus raises my blood pressure) than not working. Capitalism has destroyed me.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The future of American democracy will be determined by reports on irrelevant old deleted tweets and then the DC media will spend four years moaning about being under attack by the people they put in power

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Democrats should have a big tent, but if Blue Dogs like MGP are going to use party infrastructure and then go vote with Republicans, they should get their own ballot line

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I underwent my 7th open-heart surgery a week ago today. It sucks, but without insurance for a routine MRI, they wouldn't have caught the issue and I probably would have died. Medicare for All is the only moral way forward.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I'm undergoing yet another open-heart surgery (my 7th!) in a couple of weeks. All prayers and movie recommendations are appreciated.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I don’t think I’ve heard Stevens discuss policy — other than the vague need for manufacturing — once during this campaign. She’s not even pretending to move left to win a Democratic primary. It’s all superficial identity politics, dontchyaknow

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

“That was some bullshit.” - Nevada Secretary of State Cisco Aguilar’s response to Trump’s speech tonight

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

All coverage should include the fact that Trump fired or disbanded every federal board involved in monitoring election infrastructure and security

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

New York used to have the worst Democratic Party in America. For a decade, Andrew Cuomo used a shadow machine to let the GOP control the state senate. I talked to @jordanz.bsky.social about how progressives organized to force NY to change, and the tools he's building to fight back everywhere.

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New York used to have the worst Democratic Party in America. Here's what changed. | LOLGOP Studios

Progress Report's Jordan Zakarin on how if we can fix it there, we can fix it anywhere. Jordan Zakarin has a singular alchemy for spotting t

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Our @jordanz.bsky.social is all over this, and his new site helps track these efforts. ontheballot.news

ontheballot.news

On the Ballot

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

New York used to have the worst Democratic Party. Here's what changed. I spoke to @jordanz.bsky.social, who took on Cuomo's IDC at the peak of its power, spotted AOC before almost anyone else, and lived to see the Mamdani era win over the city (& state?). He has 2 awesome new projects.

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New York used to have the worst Democratic Party in America. Here's what changed. | LOLGOP Studios

Progress Report's Jordan Zakarin on how if we can fix it there, we can fix it anywhere. Jordan Zakarin has a singular alchemy for spotting t

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Between McConnell and Graham, there’s no chance that Trump would get a successor for Alito on SCOTUS through this year

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Wemby will not only be playing for the USMNT tomorrow night, he’s already been awarded a penalty

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I've never been anti-VAR but the Croatia miracle goal being called offside just proves that it only makes the game worse.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

VAR overturning the Croatia goal would be obscene

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Germany and the Dutch go down in flames, they’re calling it Anne Frank revenge day

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I've never once seen an article about Republicans worried about whether the psychotic, corrupt bigots they nominate in safe GOP districts will cost them an election. The media is obsessed with red-baiting, because it sees politics as a game, not real people's lives.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Peaceful protestors go to jail for decades while judges sentence countless children to death, great country

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Any Democratic majority in 2027 must investigate the corrupt Supreme Court and any Democratic president in 2029 must prioritize expanding the Supreme Court. We cannot continue to live under these craven sociopaths.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Fire the Mets. Not the manager, not the GM; the entire franchise needs to get the axe. The whole thing is irreparable. There were some bright moments over the years but it’s time to cut losses.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Wrote about last night's seismic primary elections in NYC. The bottom line is that Democratic leaders can be mad about these lefty challengers, but they did this to themselves. www.progressreport.news/p/political-...

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

What’s happening with Democrats (in NYC and elsewhere) is like when Neil Kinnock moved Labour rightward and Militant Tendency took over Liverpool in the ‘80s, except the party establishment is weak as hell and the GOP’s Thatcher already has dementia.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Finally, a Fox News chyron I can agree with

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

As if it weren't crazy enough tonight in NYC, the Knicks just made a trade in the first round of the draft

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The problem wasn't that candidates hated the Democratic Party, it was that Democratic voters hated Democratic officials and wanted new ones

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

NYC feels like bizarro land. The Knicks won the NBA title, the socialist left is sweeping through Congressional elections, and everyone loves froyo again. Dream world.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I live in NY-12, so I've been inundated by ads and mailers and street canvassers for months. Here's why I'm voting for @alexbores.nyc for Congress: www.progressreport.news/p/who-im-vot...

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Who I'm voting for in New York's dramatic primary election

Big money backfire

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Just in: France is refusing to play its match against Iraq, leaving American officials fuming

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The British can just cyberbully their cynical loser politicians until they resign in disgrace. That’s my kind of democracy.

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

“Congress should prioritize instituting a minimum tax on ultra-wealthy that reduces the outside's power to shape the rules of our economy in their favor in ways that undermine America's working middle class.”

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How Democrats can revive the American Dream

A deep dive into what might come next

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

So funny to see @darializaforny.bsky.social ads running on the Ultraman TV streaming app, which is otherwise all Japanese. My 3-year-old keeps saying “Darializa for the people” now.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Keir Starmer's downfall should be a warning to Democrats: the era of austerity, incrementalism and punching left is over. Working people demand more and even the biggest election win will be meaningless if you don’t deliver fundamental change. www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-...

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UK PM Starmer expected to resign on Monday and set out orderly exit, Observer newspaper reports

British Prime ‌Minster Keir Starmer is expected to resign on Monday and set out a timetable for his departure, ⁠the Observer newspaper reported on Saturday.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

6:30 am on the 4 train, Grand Central. #knicks

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

A trillion dollars still won't change the fact that Elon Musk's dad isn't proud of him or that his kids hate him

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Really excited for Elon Musk. Nobody deserves a trillion dollars more than him. Really solid dude. Nice to see that good guys don’t always finish last.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Had fast, premature heartbeats at cardiac rehab this morning. Doctor was concerned until they saw my Knicks shirt and had the diagnosis.

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The cops are driving around uptown saying “Knicks in five” through their cars’ bullhorn

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My mayor Muslim My bagels Jewish Jose Alvarado is the greatest New Yorker alive Knicks in five

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My three year old son will be waking up tomorrow to learn that his name has been changed to Ogugua

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Jordan Zakarin @jordanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Horns blaring, people screaming on the streets of Manhattan, the Knicks have sent this city into pandemonium

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