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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 13/10/2026
Oh interesting. I only ever heard of the guy with the shoes
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 13/10/2026
Are there multiple ways to pronounce it? I had no idea
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 13/10/2026
Bullshit Barbie 😂
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 13/10/2026
They always erupt but never do anything
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 13/10/2026
At this point if someone flicks a cigarette in there the whole damn Middle East will go up in flames
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 12/10/2026
😂
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 11/10/2026
Technically Christianity was founded on a public execution
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 11/10/2026
youtu.be/q8jzHOEHtes?...
youtu.be
curb your enthusiasm - SAMPLE ABUSER!!
YouTube video by lamondoTV
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 11/10/2026
The flavor reveal is part of the excitement and risk of buying a new flavor for the first time. Should never taste it first.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 10/10/2026
It’s already beyond overkill because nobody has ever been willing to say no to anything ever
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 06/10/2026
It’s not going to spread globally. People should stop freaking out about it.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 05/10/2026
It’s a spy!
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 03/10/2026
Clearly your testosterone levels don’t meet military academy standards
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 03/10/2026
They use purple lights to cover up the constant explosions and bloodstains from the violence and mayhem
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 03/10/2026
Why do they need fitness standards to look at a computer screen
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 02/10/2026
Never underestimate how much this administration can fuck up in four months
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 02/10/2026
Too bad his father didn’t
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 02/10/2026
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Willy Wonka: Help. Murder. Police.
ALT: Willy Wonka: Help. Murder. Police.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 01/10/2026
The GOP has a stranglehold on voters of the bottom quintile of intelligence
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 29/09/2026
Yea I’ve followed your cirrus thing. I’m too lazy to switch mine lol plus I have a few toys running alongside it anyway so may as well leave it
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 29/09/2026
True but they are fixable super fast lol. I’ve only had to restart my pds twice, both times after digital ocean did maintenance and restarted my droplet
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 29/09/2026
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 29/09/2026
The law doesn’t matter
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 28/09/2026
Having dinner is such hard work. All that chewing required on those Trump steaks
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 28/09/2026
Not to mention turning over every last bastion of your life to a data collection and advertising powerhouse with the power to influence your economic and political decisions
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 28/09/2026
Party in power can finagle a few points through vote suppression
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 26/09/2026
It’s also yet to be inundated with ads
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 25/09/2026
and progress is limited more by consumer demand and product discovery. The whole web has been flooded and enshittified; general public doesn’t see tech as new and exciting but old and out of touch.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 25/09/2026
Much of the 90s era was defined and/or limited by hardware and bandwidth, things couldn’t really be developed on 9600kbps then 14.4, 28.8 etc as well as the leaps in CPU being made which were much greater than now. Nowadays connection speed and compute are less of an issue except at scale levels,
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 25/09/2026
So you’re saying WebTV isn’t the new Netflix?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 24/09/2026
Spoken like a true DEMON RAT
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 22/09/2026
Sounds like a deli meat in new jersey
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Henry T @henryt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Moo’s Next
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 22/09/2026
I’d rather stick a shish kebab in my peehole than watch that
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 21/09/2026
Fox is not a news network
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 21/09/2026
Good we need a break from his nonsense
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 20/09/2026
Why is that shocking it’s self evident
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 20/09/2026
The Bertha butt boogie is way better than disco duck imo
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 19/09/2026
They don’t need to be good with it. Just do it.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 19/09/2026
They’ve already got a jet just like it anyway
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/09/2026
The people of Denmark better get out now and put the kibash on this before anyone signs anything
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/09/2026
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Kenan Thompson: Ain't Nothin' Gon' Happen
ALT: Kenan Thompson: Ain't Nothin' Gon' Happen
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 15/09/2026
Former players should not be constantly taking the place of broadcasters. It degrades the profession and they don’t have nearly the skill of actual broadcasters.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 15/09/2026
That’s some top tier taxidermy
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 14/09/2026
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Blazing Saddles: The Sheriff's Iconic Line
ALT: Blazing Saddles: The Sheriff's Iconic Line
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 14/09/2026
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The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
ALT: The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 08/09/2026
@neildegrassetyson.com question: If all particles and subatomic particles in the universe ceased all movement, say hypothetically they all just froze in place, would time be considered stopped, or is it an abstract thing that would still pass in theory?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 06/09/2026
“Independent”
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 02/09/2026
If we had actual death camps right now nobody would even know
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 01/09/2026
20 years later… gee why would someone want to fly planes into buildings in NYC what did we ever to do them make it make sense etc
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