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Henry T @henryt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Moo’s Next
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 15/09/2026
Former players should not be constantly taking the place of broadcasters. It degrades the profession and they don’t have nearly the skill of actual broadcasters.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 08/09/2026
@neildegrassetyson.com question: If all particles and subatomic particles in the universe ceased all movement, say hypothetically they all just froze in place, would time be considered stopped, or is it an abstract thing that would still pass in theory?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 31/08/2026
I just sat and watched Claude conduct my entire fantasy football draft
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 02/08/2026
We need to ban the phrase “Let me explain”
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 29/07/2026
It’s a good message, but unfortunately integrity no longer sells
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 19/07/2026
That tom cruise World Cup bit was extremely cringey
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 19/07/2026
Made leaguemanagementtool.com this week for fun
leaguemanagementtool.com
League Management Tool
Youth sports league management
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 13/07/2026
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 12/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Lindsay Graham. We spoke for about 17 minutes. He said Mitch McConnell is doing well.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 10/07/2026
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 09/07/2026
Is sushi sharia compliant?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 07/07/2026
ETTD fútbol edition
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 24/06/2026
Had to fix something on my droplet and thought it would be nice to check in on the pds while I was in there
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 20/06/2026
I’m building this side thing that aims to be a sort of community driven documentation layer for AI systems, with api and sdk support as well for traditional use cases docrenders.com
docrenders.com
DocRenders — Markdown & HTML to PDF API
Convert Markdown and HTML to production-ready PDFs via a single API call. Invoices, reports, resumes — no headless browser to manage.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 28/05/2026
The biggest risk of AI isn’t environmental but the concentration of power in a handful of companies. Everyone is rushing to introduce critical dependencies on openAI, what is the failover plan?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 24/05/2026
The closest we get to this nowadays is airline takeoffs and landings
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 10/05/2026
I never anticipated angst ridden alt rock being the direction Karz 4 Kidz would take
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 15/04/2026
Album covers peaked with Ambrosia’s “One Eighty”
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 13/04/2026
Roy Harper is better than Bob Dylan
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 07/04/2026
Where’s Luigi when you need him
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 05/03/2026
GitHub actions are down. Good times
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 04/03/2026
I like watching soccer on tv cause you can be mostly blind and still follow what’s going on by watching the colored blobs move
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 28/02/2026
This brings trumps war record to 8-2 right?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 25/02/2026
Yea this country ain’t surviving 3 more years of this
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 25/02/2026
I was half expecting him to bust out a you get a car! You get a car!” à la Oprah
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 25/02/2026
“Lifted” off of food stamps or “kicked” off food stamps?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 08/02/2026
K Green Day is giving me one of those moments of clarity when I realize how old I am
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 01/02/2026
Trump audibly shit himself then abruptly ended the press conference 😂 m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
m.youtube.com
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 30/01/2026
Can I declare defeat now? www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
politico.com
Trump-blessed deal to keep government funded gets snagged in Senate
The agreement would allow for passage of full-year funding for most federal agencies while extending DHS for two weeks.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 29/01/2026
I wonder what’s up in Caracas. Been awfully quiet
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 25/01/2026
Lost in the latest MN shooting debate around the shooting is the fact he was being illegally arrested in the first place.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 20/01/2026
Check out this capsule launched by JWhis as part of Netlify's 10 million developers campaign. 10-million-devs.netlify.app/capsules/77
10-million-devs.netlify.app
Netlify Capsules
Celebrate 10 million developers on Netlify by launching your ideas into orbit.
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 13/01/2026
I honestly expected Houston to destroy Pittsburgh tonight I am surprised this is close
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 28/12/2025
The same party that is boycotting the Super Bowl halftime show
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 19/12/2025
They will selectively release docs damaging to democrats and not release the others. Anyone expecting otherwise is naive
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 19/12/2025
Ok so where’s the consequences? Anyone? Bueller?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 19/12/2025
Happy Epstein Eve to all who celebrate
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
The news after broadcasting that speech: youtube.com/clip/UgkxFvz...
youtube.com
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
Next time we need to flush some info out of a terrorist using enhanced interrogation techniques, just play that speech over and over on full volume
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
I have no idea wtf he just said it was one big runon sentence but I think it was just a bunch of nonsense
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
Uh oh the high is coming off he’s slowing down
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
I guess he’s not dropping any war declarations in here
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
He’s turning red lol
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
I do t know about yall but I feel really secure knowing this man is in charge of the nukes
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
media.tenor.com
two men in suits and ties are sitting at a desk with microphones
ALT: two men in suits and ties are sitting at a desk with microphones
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
BREATHE MAN BREATHE BETWEEN THE WORDS
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
This guy is giving my kid a run for her money in the run on sentence dept
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 18/12/2025
By ocean AND by sea?
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Jordan @jordanwhistler.info · 12/12/2025
Remember when Blagojovich was a scandal? Seems quaint in retrospect.
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