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Jordan ✌️

@jordanpelavin.bsky.social
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33. DC. Queer. Jewish. More frightened of you than you are of her. All the takes here are mine, except for the ones I steal from my smarter friends.

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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wrote this is 2018, which feels like lifetimes ago, but today on #NationalComingOutDay I wanted to share it again. I'm proud of the girl who wrote this & the woman I am now & the ways that I have found, discovered & created myself over & over again. www.myjewishlearning.com/2018/10/10/a...
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One year of military occupation in DC. A statement from DCFPI, read by DCFPI staff.
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i think there should be less shows about serial killers and more shows about people kissing each other, welcome to my ted talk
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey so why are they playing Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens over the speakers at the airport at 9 in the morning?? Not even giving us a chance to have a good day.
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Join my team at @dcfpi.bsky.social! We're looking for a Director of Communications who cares about finding just policy solutions to rebuild inequitable systems in DC. Not to brag, but I think our crew is pretty great! dcfpi.org/jobs-and-int...
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Director of Communications | DC Fiscal Policy Institute
The DC Fiscal Policy Institute (DCFPI) seeks a highly strategic Director of Communications to oversee a comprehensive communications plan to advance solutions that expand economic opportunity and well...
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ready to once again engage in my favorite summertime activity (Worrying about the mental situation of the Love Island music producer)
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In James Wood we (mostly) trust 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There are so many gross and awful dudes on survivor, it would be really great if we could send one of them home instead of continuously voting out cool women who are actually fun to watch
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Idk what Chris Fleming's body is made of, but it can't be the same material that mine is. That kind of movement isn't standard issue.
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This Valentine's Day, we want to share the love —just like the 1% need to share the wealth. So, we made some cards you can send to your friends, your partners, your neighbors, or maybe even your favorite council member!
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Trying to decide what wedding pictures to print, but I can't because they are simply all too good
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'm so tired of this administration turning our city into a theme park for the overgrown toddler who happens to be the fucking president
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
🚨 Urgent action alert! 🚨 Congress wants to undo local legislation and cost DC $700 million in local revenue, and overturn our efforts to cut child poverty. Call these Senators and tell them to VOTE NO ON S.J.RES.102. Check out the last slide for a script you can use!
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
There can not possibly be anyone in the world who thinks about former Maryland Governor and Failed Presidential Candidate, Martin O'Malley, dressed up in weird Revolutionary War cosplay, on not one, but TWO separate occasions, more than I do. I think about it all the time.
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Roughly every three weeks I learn that my husband has never heard of something that I consider a cornerstone of the Internet, and today it's this video youtube.com/shorts/2WNCh...
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HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HER SISTER WAS A WITCH
YouTube video by the_og_vids
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Happy holidays from the DCFPI team! We're logging off for the year, but we'll be back in January for another year of defending DC's autonomy and pushing for policies that support all DC residents.
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This Giving Tuesday, we’re not sitting back—and neither should you. Every dollar you give today will be matched—up to $10,000. That means your gift goes twice as far! Donate now: loom.ly/7kS2IEg
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Who sent Jeff Probst to the RuPaul school of Game Show Hosts Who Want To Be Therapists SO BAD
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Last night, the House passed two bills that will unravel years of criminal justice reform in DC. This unprecedented act of federal interference is a threat to the District's right to self-governance. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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Taking Trump’s lead, House votes to change D.C. bail, policing laws
As the Republican-led House considers sweeping changes to D.C.’s criminal justice system, two more bills pass — with some Democratic support.
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Tzedek DC @tzedekdc.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Federal efforts to bring back cash bail in DC would harm Black residents and reverse decades of progress. @dcfpi.bsky.social explains why fair, risk-based pretrial systems keep communities safe and equitable. www.dcfpi.org/all/federal-...
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Federal Efforts to Reinstate Cash Bail in DC Disproportionately Harms Black Residents
Cash bail harms people with low incomes who are unable to pay for bail, and Black DC residents have lower incomes and higher poverty rates than other races due to historic and systemic racism.
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
📣 ACTION ALERT DC lawmakers must act to protect $658 million in local funds that could be used for housing, health care, & support for residents. Send an email: the DC Council should amend DC’s tax code to prevent costly federal tax cuts from draining our budget. loom.ly/smq56N0
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DC Council Should Reject Ineffective Corporate Giveaways
The budget in front of the DC Council would invest scarce resources into disproven “trickle-down” tactics at the expense of health care and supports for workers and families. Send an email now: The DC Council must reject wasteful and ineffective corporate giveaways that won’t grow the economy.   The current budget would: Subsidize a billionaire and wealthy sports team co-owners to build a stadium in spite of consensus from economists that stadiums do not have a strong economic be...
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
excited to wake up to a thrilling new round of taylor swift discourse tomorrow morning 🤪
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
How it feels telling people you're a morning person
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hey so what are you supposed to do when you were really excited to finally have some time off but then your city starts experiencing a hostile militarized takeover, just a hypothetical question
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Can I get a hell yeah
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a judge is sitting at a desk in front of an american flag and pointing .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a desk in front of an american flag and pointing .
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The most important thing that happened in July is that I remembered that I could just make myself a tuna melt if I wanted to
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Just made my fiance pause a show 2/3rds of the way through because I was overcome by the urgent need to lay down in the dark and listen to Lorde.
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'm gonna be so honest I did not know it was possible to cancel e! news, I thought it just existed like the wind or the grass or the inevitably of death
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Would truly do anything to get to ask the love island music supervisor questions for like 20 minutes
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This bill is a disgrace and I'm sick at the thought of all of the harm this will cause in the short term and for decades to come.
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Roughly once a week there is a cover of a song on Love Island that is so bad that I start to question if humans as a species deserve music
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Join us on June 27th, from 12-1 PM, for the latest installment in our Federal Threats Watch webinar series: DC's Budget Offers No Shelter from Storm. This virtual discussion will feature speakers from DCFPI, @dcjwj.bsky.social & @dcpca.bsky.social Learn more & register today: loom.ly/FC3O3J0
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Love to disassociate in the thrift store while they blast the theme to Ghostbusters and I am mentally confronting the idea of imminent nuclear war 💕
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Spending my summer being an unwilling participant in the Washington Nationals collective public humiliation kink
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Spending my summer profusely apologizing to my fiance for the person I become when watching a baseball game
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Happy pride from the demon who haunts my texts, @mcnietzsche.bsky.social
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The fruits of my labor (The berries I grew in my backyard)
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It's genuinely crazy that I met a man on the internet and now he lives in my house and my cat likes him more than me and we're getting married and his mom texts me all the time???
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Sitting in the back of my brother's wedding googling "how to dance with height difference"
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Sometimes it's not that weird to live in DC and then sometimes you're trying to decide if it's worth it to yell at the United States Senator ahead of you in the TSA line, because he's made some awful policy decisions lately
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
DC is a city of grown adults in backpacks (I am a grown adult in a backpack)
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This is a great resource to understand the (often confusing!) DC budget process!
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Trying to convince my fiance that we should walk down the aisle to the Survivor theme song at our wedding (it is not working)
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Every season of The Amazing Race has at least one woman who I hope watches it backs and then divorces her husband
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DC Fiscal Policy Institute @dcfpi.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Nearly 1/2 of all renters and more than 1/2 of Black renters in DC struggle to afford rent. DC lawmakers should focus on improving rental assistance, to ensure renters with low incomes have stable and affordable places to call home. Read more: www.dcfpi.org/all/nearly-h...
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Even with everything going on in the world right now I still have it in me to be a huge hater for stupid chat gpt slop. I am dedicated to my hating game 🫡 I don't want to see your weird AI dolls, get a hobby
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I think Gayle going to space is Oprah's karmic punishment for unleashing Dr. Oz on the world
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Jordan ✌️ @jordanpelavin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
i need the news to stop breaking for like 24 hours, please, I can not keep up at this pace
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