Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 15/06/2026Kind stranger stopped and asked if she could take pictures of me and Lily this morning 060
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 31/05/2026Wish I had watched Exit 8 instead of Backrooms today but I already watched Exit 8 twice 110
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 30/03/2026[me with that thing on me] I don’t fight! #GhostOfYotei 131
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 04/12/2025Thought Lily Allen might catch up but our girl held on for the finish 250
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 23/11/2025A lot of travel kept me away from this, but I can finally say it: Went Platinum in Hokkaido 140
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 02/11/2025Marathon day is truly the best of NYC. If you’re not running, you’re cheering 230
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 02/10/2025I only want to talk about one thing right now #GhostofYotei 120
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 08/09/2025Corporate work can already feel like bullshit sometimes. So when work feels both meaningless AND unstable, it shouldn't be surprising when everyone is doing their side hustle on the job. The feeling is, “you’re gonna lay me off anyway, sooo" 020
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 10/07/2025Bobby gonna have an Akira Yoshida arc by mid season 120
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 09/07/2025New mural, bringing the total to three. I love my apartment, I love my friends, I love art made by humans 0120
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 01/07/2025There’s a lot to say about the lack of subtlety back then… I was too young to remember the final scene was an American flag with “unlearn” typed over it. But I love thinking about its characters and what they represent 000
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 01/07/2025Last night I watched Higher Learning for its 30-year anniversary, and storytelling from the 90s is so different in some really interesting ways Also Michael Rapaport was there and I still remember him being a jerk and a woman telling him “you look like you wake up and die every day” 120
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 28/06/2025I’m one away from having seen every movie at my theater and three movies away from reaching their top rewards status halfway through the year 030
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 25/05/2025Lately I’ve been trying to embrace a stoic “your choice” approach to teen naïveté/foolishness. I’ll offer advice once, and if they push back with naïveté/foolishness, I say “your choice” and not try to convince them 010
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 25/05/2025Me being a supportive father while simultaneously struggling to understand my kids and express love 130
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 05/03/2025Remember your training, Shanelle… no politics spirals on social. We must preserve our strength for the efforts that truly matter… 100
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 31/01/2025On Monday, February 3rd at 6pm, I’ll sit with a few authors at the Starvos Niarchos Foundation Library to talk about writing, publishing, and building a career. I can’t wait to hang out at the library and look forward to seeing some of you there 000
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 31/01/2025TL;DR summary: I’ll be with some great people at the New York Public Library on Monday to talk about writing, publishing, and building a career. It’s free(!), but it might be at capacity, so DM or text me if you’re interested and I’ll smuggle you in 130
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 21/01/2025It’s my birthday! My birthday wish is for you to take a moment to share a warm thought or wish me a happy birthday. You can also just do it in your head, I trust you. Here’s me in an astronaut suit. 4170
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 03/01/2025Please, consider ignoring these Meta AI profiles rather than trolling them. The tech bros are not listening to our lamentations as much as our engagement 130
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 20/12/2024Once a month I log into LinkedIn to see the most unreal things I'll read on the internet 230
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 18/12/2024Great news for my game budget: Both The Witcher and Mass Effect trilogies are on sale right now... I spent $11 for The Witcher Trilogy and $5 for Mass Effect Legendary Edition 220
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 14/12/2024Okay this last set is just for exhibition, and it’s a good thing too because they beating our ass 😅 000
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 14/12/2024Won the first set; second set is tied 15-15 against a 1-0 team 100
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 14/12/2024It’s VOLLEYBALL DAY and my girl’s serve receives are ON 120
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 08/12/2024Hosted Book Club Friendsgiving last night and realized I’ve been in the same book club for well over 10 years now. They’re a great part of what makes NYC home 010
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 07/12/2024Won two straight, plus a third for exhibition. This will be a volleyball stan account all winter 010
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 07/12/2024Daughter is playing her first league volleyball game and I am losing my mind 2120
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 01/12/2024The kids are such big Moana fans that I slept through Moana 2 last night without them noticing, and it’s been all “lol yeah that scene was crazy” ever since 141
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 01/12/2024Two years of tracking has taught me that my average mood is good, I don’t lift weights enough anymore, and I’m happiest when I make time for friends 120
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 24/11/2024It’s free right now if you happen to have PlayStation Plus 010
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 24/11/2024Having fun with Ghostwire Tokyo and love that the game isn’t too long. Really enjoy 30- to 40-hour games Really enjoyed this jump scare too 142
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 22/11/2024In 2007 I was living in Tokyo and latched on to several short-lived lawyer dramas I’d watch whenever I felt homesick or lonely, and I’ve never known a single other person who has seen them 110
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 19/11/2024Which new game should I spend a stupid amount of money on? 210
Jordan Calhoun @jordanmcalhoun.com · 19/11/2024I haven’t played Life Is Strange: Double Exposure yet because because I don’t want to spend $60 right now but these Life Is Strange soundtracks don’t miss 010