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Jordan Kurella

@jordankurella.com
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Trans Queerdo. He/Him. Shirley Jackson Award Winner. Nebula, Sturgeon, World Fantasy, and L.A. Times Book Prize Finalist. Wrote I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY (Lethe Press), WHEN I WAS LOST (Trepidatio), and THE DEATH OF MOUNTAINS (Lethe). No AI. Fuck ICE.

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 27/09/2026
hey all!!! got my contributor copy of "Your Body is a Fever Dream" from @tenebrouspress.bsky.social !!!! you can pre-order this amazing book of trans body horror too! click the link: bookshop.org/beta-search?...
the book "Your Body is a Fever Dream" on a table full of stickersmy story "All Her Rows of Teeth" in the book "Your Body is a Fever Dream" on a table full of stickers
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 27/09/2026
a cinnamon toast crunch with angry eyebrows and googly eyes and pissed off
mouth

text: "what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this"
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 24/09/2026
zero pressure here, Jordan:
and I, who would only destroy them? ((EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF BELIEF AND HOW HOPE INTERSECTS WITH THAT FROM HOW
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 23/09/2026

Fight The Power
Public Enemy

Sample a look back, you look and find nothing But rednecks for four hundred years, if you check
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 20/09/2026
i love serendipity and dead jokes:
a screenshot from a document.

text: "Smart, good job, well done."

wordcount: 1,337

iykyk
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 18/09/2026
arthas at silvermoon city doors with the LET ME IN meme
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 18/09/2026
oops i'm playing again
a screenshot of the WoW Forever loading screen with the dark portal on it. two angry looking guys holding up a stone gate (lots of fire and orange) but the land beyond looks nice? ish? the button in the middle says "Reconnect"
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 16/09/2026
meeeeeeeeeeeeee
an undead paladin leaning over and grimacing. wearing cartoony armor with a mace and a shield. Horde tabard on.

meme. 

text says: "i am in constant pain and i'm about to make this everyone else's problem"

art by FaroraSF
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 16/09/2026
super mario brothers font except it says: 
SUPER HATE THIS PLACE (Earth)
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 16/09/2026
i'm not an expert in this arena (pitching books). but! i was once a radio DJ where everything between songs was a 10-20 second "pitch" (break). so i made a guide. your mileage may vary. take it or leave it. i'm not your boss.
A BOOK PITCH IS:
- the most exciting way to say the inciting incident in as few words as possible, then
- something else about the book you think is REALLY COOL (again make it quick), then
- snappy statement to tie statement 1 & 2
together AND
- make your comps make sense
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 13/09/2026
Putress at the Wrathgate

asking:
Did you think we had forgotten?
Did you think we had forgiven?
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 10/09/2026
literally a timer selfie i just took of me in the t-shirt 3 mins ago:
a white man in a black flat cap stands against a green wall. he's in a doorway wearing the Three-Lobed Burning Eye t-shirt. it's got the magazine name and logo on it in grey, plus lots of little guys on it, also in grey. the man is smiling.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 09/09/2026
WICKHILLS!!!!!!
wickhills by premee mohamed (book) standing tall on a mantle. cover art has many street lamps and a spikey fence with creepy faces in blues and greys
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 07/09/2026
happy Labor Day in the U.S. and Canada! we love our weekends!!!! (and more!)
Homestar Runner (a white puppet looking guy in a red shirt with star on wearing a backwards hard hat holding a spoon) is yelling at The Cheat (pokemon yellow cryptid spotted creature)

a banner overhead says Todayborday is Labor Day!
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 07/09/2026
my story "All Her Rows of Teeth" originally published in @3lobedmag.com is coming out in @tenebrouspress.bsky.social "Your Body is a Fever Dream" which is a glorious anthology of trans body horror and you know you wanna pre-order it. clicky link. bookshop.org/p/books/your...
a trans (pink white and blue) cat curls up with a copy of Your Body is a Fever Dream (a swan over purple water against a sunset). cat has bright blue eyes and a pink nose. the art is by Dyna Moe
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 04/09/2026
me, who says things like "ding dang" and "a wild hair up your ass" is apparently not midwestern at all but instead sounds like someone from san francisco this test is wrong
the dialect standard for me, the guy who's lived in Ohio way too long, apparently sounds like he's from California, Oregon, Washington, Nevada, and BARELY from Ohio at all.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 29/08/2026
here is a photo from the website:
a very gay rainbow set of sequined disco ghosts staring happily forward with black oval hollow eyes (disco rainbow sequins). they are set against a trans color backdrop, complete with one set of pink and one set of blue rollerskates
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 24/08/2026
really gonna win it:
now the cat is on her back, showing belly on top of the Milennium Falcon rug
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 24/08/2026
my cat is gonna win the Star War
black cat sitting on top of a Millenium Falcon rug.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 19/08/2026
it's my cat's Gotcha Day today. i call it her birthday. this absolute queen came in and knew she'd be fine. her first day vs last night:
a black cat with green eyes is rolled on her back on a purpleish bedspread. she is THRILLED to be here. a black cat (same one) sleeps on a green chair surrounded by pillows. someone just vacated that chair so it's hers now. a coffee table covered in stickers is in the foreground.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 17/08/2026
doing a re-read of Authority by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social. it's time. the last time i read this? it was pre-transition, pre-divorce, pre-THIS SHIT. met VanderMeer in 2015 and he was kind enough to sign all three of my Area X books. including this one.
an older paperback copy of AUTHORITY (yellow cover with a white rabbit and broken mobile phone), resting on a coffee table covered in stickers. a coffee mug sits nearbythe title page of the book, signed by the author.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 16/08/2026
i am not a guy. i am a:
subtitles that say:

HAUNTED MIDDLE-AGED MAN
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 16/08/2026
never forget:
Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgo with the saddest ballpit and grey walls and some weird mushrooms off to the side
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 14/08/2026
alien supernova of doom happening over Columbus, Ohio's skyline. the meme text underneath says WDG GOIN ON IN OHIO
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 14/08/2026
absolutely love all the talk about the Appalachians today. anyway, i wrote a book about this. it has been noticed by some folks. if you want a book where the Appalachians actually TALK (the main POV is a mountain). you can get it by clicking the link: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Death of Mountains
FINALIST FOR
- LA Times Book Prize
- Indie Book Prize
- Nebula Award
- Shirley Jackson Award
- World Fantasy Award
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 13/08/2026
so after taking in my daily political and news-news, i like to end the day with entertainment news. it's like a pillow for my mental health. today i wanted to share the end of this article about the K-Pop singer Ejae:
Entertainment
Oscar winner was 'so nervous' after locking eyes with Leonardo DiCaprio during live performance: 'He was not smiling
"It was already so nerve-racking to be in front of all these celebrities," Ejae said,
"and then I look up and lock eyes with Leonardo DiCaprio? Come on."She continued, "That's when I realised the position I was in. These girls are looking up to me. I'm like a doorway for a different future. Growing up I never saw many Asian singers in the West. I'm seeing it more now that K-pop is finally getting bigger, but to have someone say that to me, it woke me up.
"
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 12/08/2026
family: "how's it going, Jordan?" me: "oh well, we had a big storm today" them: "oh that's no big deal" me: "..."
AEP Power Outage Map of Columbus, Ohio (partial). showing thousands (sometimes 10k or 5k) people in the city without power in a neighborhood
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 11/08/2026
evergreen:
twitter post from old Twitter:

Hi, most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I noticed this post you wrote in 3 seconds doesn't line up with every experience I've ever had. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe,
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 09/08/2026
Cologne, Germany cause i climbed this creepy thing there. had great pizza. and the weather was grand.
a photo of the Cologne Cathedral
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 09/08/2026
happy International Cat Day:
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 09/08/2026
is he gonna fight this guy?
a clocktower that looks absolutely ridiculous smiley face and has kinda a sus mustache
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 07/08/2026
GET YOUR BISEXUALS HERE!!!!!!!
McDonalds Marquee:

BI MAC MEAL FOR $8
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 05/08/2026
you and me congratulating each other all year
Spiderman seeing Spiderman meme
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 04/08/2026
pssst....
a stick figure with a smiling star face shows off all three books of mine (with covers) 

- When I Was Lost
- I Never Liked You Anyway
- The Death of Mountains

underneath it says "buy my books!"
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 28/07/2026
i wake up in the morning and i check Bluesky:
i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 27/07/2026
i am being insufferable about this, but my Lottery Rock is home now too!!!! have to show Bluesky:
the Shirley Jackson Awards 2025 Lottery rock atop a copy of The Death of Mountains by me.the rock placed on a shelf with (from left to right):
- an out of date globe
- a mummified fairy in a shadowbox
- a light up fake lava lamp
- THE ROCK 
- a lucite skull with bugs inside
- a terrarium with a fox skull, plants, and a butterfly
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 27/07/2026
Wikipedia Admins:
an Orca cresting the water

text: "I came out of the ocean because you need to stop."
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 27/07/2026
what's your sign? (apparently this one)
BOBBY
i can and will solve all your problems!!!!! no matter what!!!!
- divorce
- football
- cooking
- banking
- hit & run
- hair cut
- steaks
- travel
- security
- stocks
1 - 800 - BOBBY
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 27/07/2026
i found someone's special interest accidentally: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_22...
This article contains an excessive amount of intricate detail. Please help improve it by spinning off or relocating relevant information and removing excessive detail that goes against Wikipedia's inclusion policy. (January 2024) (Learn how and when to remove this
message)
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 26/07/2026
Madonna from A League of Their Own chasing down a kid on a bus. she's holding a baseball bat. he's got cake on his face.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 25/07/2026
buddy left early from our hangout tonight cause he has to make banana pudding for aquarium club so i have to post this
the modern dancer (in a black outfit and curly hair) holding her arms up and pointing. the text HELL YEAH in yellow over it
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 24/07/2026
first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud
Guess I've had too much caffeine..l thought this lady was a Muppet.

IMAGE: a woman (who looks like a muppet) browses a magazine on a bench in either a train station or a bathroom or hell
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 22/07/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it)
a black labrador looks astonished, humbled, full of gratitude (also surprised) as a plastic trophy is placed in front of her. bookcases behind (blurry)a black cat looks VERY ANGRY AND SCREAMING with ears back and mouth open on a coffee table with stickers on
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 22/07/2026
it's HOME!!!!
the 2025 Shirley Jackson Award for best novella The Death of Mountains awarded to me (a working astrolabe in a wood case with a brass plaque), sits on a fireplace mantle
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 22/07/2026
stole this from someone who didnt alt text
photo of Patti Smith smiling with glasses and braids. she is wearing a black jacket.

text:

"Please, no matter how we advance technologically, please don't abandon the book. There is nothing in our material world more beautiful than the book."
~Patti Smith
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 19/07/2026
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness:
Yzma and Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 16/07/2026
i did a lab "draw"
an elder black lab takes shelter in some shade outside. she looks pensively off to the right of frame, silver-white snoot in full view
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 16/07/2026
also this:
same selfie as before but this time i'm in the Mos Eisley Cantina
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 16/07/2026
don't leave me alone with: a camera a lasso tool the Internet because this is what happens
a selfie i took (i cut myself out of the background) pasted into a still of The Backrooms. i am wearing grey jorts, a black t-shirt, and glasses. looking upward and smiling with a flatcap on.
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