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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This Flyers season feels really scary. It doesn’t even look close to last year’s group and it’s nearly the exact same. Something is not right. I really don’t think they came to camp ready as a whole. They’re almost two steps slow and fighting the puck everywhere.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That siren that plays with two strikes at Truist is giving me "Bruins goal horn" agita.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me!
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess he learned I got my master's and a raise
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
$3.12 for two liters of Dr Pepper. What in the hell is happening?
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Love4Lokomotiv
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One look at this, and I knew something was immediately wrong. AI strikes again. That is not the Saints' logo, one that I went out and spent so many hours trying to defend and uphold. I'm really disappointed.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do I miss calling hockey games? Yes. Do I miss literally *everything else that comes along with it*? Not in the absolute slightest.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I spent one day off, and out of guilt, went into the office hunched over making phone calls. I didn't want to be "that guy." It sucks. It makes me angry.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I had emergency surgery on my gallbladder, and on that same day, I was told by a team consultant in my previous life to "take the time you need," but "we need you in the office making calls for season ticket renewals." So, double standard.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm happy for Victor Hedman. I'm glad he will use his platform to get the mental health message out. I do know, however, when I claimed mental health struggles in my previous life, I was fired in part for standing up for myself when it was made the butt end of a joke. So, double standard.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Marty Biron is gonna be pissed that EBUGs have to wear #00. He was the first.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If I'm to believe them, I'm supposed to get like a MAGA coffee mug, a $5,000 tariff check, a DOGE check, special access to the president, and I'd be out all of that money because the asks for money to beat back the "radical left communists and fascists" is constant. Oh, and Elon is always mad.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just a few examples of the nonsense I get every day.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Okay, some western PA old guy signed my phone number up for incessant, constant MAGA texts. Some of these subject lines are absolutely insane. My inbox will never know peace. You can unsubscribe from them all day...but they come back with a new number and the same message, over and over again...
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Who should I follow on here?
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey Marty, sorry we bother you so much and that our love is going to destroy society, even though we are some of the most loving and giving people out there.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I hate that his music is the sound of my childhood, but he hates people like me. Why is it so hard to just be okay with your fellow human? I will never understand.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
😎
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Being in Montréal is great, and I can speak French to a very limited extent, but I can’t understand it spoken back at me. Humbling.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I guess that's one way to inject elite talent into the lineup (potentially)
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I hate ChatGPT and I miss a world without LLMs
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Calling Vladar Ersson once, fine. We've all done it. Twice, even when your cohorts are gently trying to remind you it's Vladar? Bad. Almost a third time? What is going on? get me a headset
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
me when people get names wrong
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a woman is screaming and looking at a blue light coming from her eyes
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Stankoven is the new Pietrangelo. Fehervary is up there too. We need to find the single way to say these names. I'm sure it's STAN-koven, puh-TRAN-jell-oh, and feh-her-VAHR-ee. So tired of hearing STANK-oven, PET-ran-jell-oh and fehr-uh-vahr-ee. Details matter. The has-been has spoken.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
You can tell me all of this stuff, "sir," but gas is still $4 a gallon, health insurance is insanely expensive, groceries are still disgustingly expensive, and your "leadership" is a stain on the word. It's no wonder I haven't felt right since 2016...we're just all in hell.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
hockey isn't for everyone sorry everyone, I'm a demon apparently
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Any time I’m at a pro hockey game, I think about what could have been. Granted I would be making no money and have no life, but it sure would have been interesting, wouldn’t it?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 


JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE
Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls”


NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time:


“It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.”


Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement:


“It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.”


Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
welcome to the united states, where its president is openly racist and bigoted, where law enforcement kills its own citizens, truth isn't truth, everything is expensive, and we're all in hell we're all in hell this is hell
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We did this to ourselves. We elected him again. We kept him relevant. And we deserve everything that comes with it, because we were too stupid to change. A grand experiment...but a failed one, 250 years in the making.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
After the Ivan Provorov situation, I'm surprised the Flyers would even want to do a Pride game again. Good for them to not let that one bigot stand in the way of an organizational value. If we think hockey has a long way to go, how about society first? We're not monsters.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Jon doesn’t miss
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I'm about halfway through my marketing degree, and just about any resource I've read is just like...¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Zegra$$$$$$$$$$$$ 8 x $10m?
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Kaos @mysteriouskaos.com · 21/11/2025
Happy Birthday to Tails, one of the best characters ever designed :D #tails / #sonic / #art / #furryart
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My entire town probably heard me celebrate this goal. Love Steever. One of my favorite Fighting Saints of all time.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I was a believer. Check those dates. Trevor Zegras is a freaking Flyer.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Welcome home
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Our neighbors in depressed coal country PA have leveled up from calling my fiancé and I “the gays” to the f slur. Great. Good.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I haven’t bluesky’d in a month? Have a picture from my vacation in Austria.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
hey leafs nation, I know that guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrY...
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Maccelli Ties the Game
YouTube video by Dubuque Fighting Saints
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Reverting to has-been status: Zegras was a special player in juniors. Everyone loved his size and skill set. I was blown away every time he played against Dubuque. Now he just has to put it all together in Philly.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I don't care if our current administration doesn't recognize it. June is Pride Month. AND WE WILL BE PROUD. 🏳️‍🌈
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
How in the actual #heck are we halfway through 2025 already?
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a cat is sitting on a chair with the words " the heck " written on the bottom
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
16: 0-0-0, -1, 1 shot on goal, leads forwards in ice time but wake up though
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
@stevedangle20.bsky.social is it a sign?
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Don’t take medical advice from me. Also, autism is a disease that ruins families. I hate this timeline. So much.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I did some writing. Probably the most pointed thing I've written. jordankuhns.medium.com/differences-...
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Differences (Defects)
We live in a world where differences are defects. There is no real other way to parse that sentiment. It is a fact.
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Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
best boi
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