Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This Flyers season feels really scary. It doesn’t even look close to last year’s group and it’s nearly the exact same. Something is not right. I really don’t think they came to camp ready as a whole. They’re almost two steps slow and fighting the puck everywhere. 110
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That siren that plays with two strikes at Truist is giving me "Bruins goal horn" agita. 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026$3.12 for two liters of Dr Pepper. What in the hell is happening? 001
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026One look at this, and I knew something was immediately wrong. AI strikes again. That is not the Saints' logo, one that I went out and spent so many hours trying to defend and uphold. I'm really disappointed. 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Do I miss calling hockey games? Yes. Do I miss literally *everything else that comes along with it*? Not in the absolute slightest. 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I spent one day off, and out of guilt, went into the office hunched over making phone calls. I didn't want to be "that guy." It sucks. It makes me angry. 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I had emergency surgery on my gallbladder, and on that same day, I was told by a team consultant in my previous life to "take the time you need," but "we need you in the office making calls for season ticket renewals." So, double standard. 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm happy for Victor Hedman. I'm glad he will use his platform to get the mental health message out. I do know, however, when I claimed mental health struggles in my previous life, I was fired in part for standing up for myself when it was made the butt end of a joke. So, double standard. 020
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Marty Biron is gonna be pissed that EBUGs have to wear #00. He was the first. 100
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If I'm to believe them, I'm supposed to get like a MAGA coffee mug, a $5,000 tariff check, a DOGE check, special access to the president, and I'd be out all of that money because the asks for money to beat back the "radical left communists and fascists" is constant. Oh, and Elon is always mad. 220
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Okay, some western PA old guy signed my phone number up for incessant, constant MAGA texts. Some of these subject lines are absolutely insane. My inbox will never know peace. You can unsubscribe from them all day...but they come back with a new number and the same message, over and over again... 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hey Marty, sorry we bother you so much and that our love is going to destroy society, even though we are some of the most loving and giving people out there. 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I hate that his music is the sound of my childhood, but he hates people like me. Why is it so hard to just be okay with your fellow human? I will never understand. 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Being in Montréal is great, and I can speak French to a very limited extent, but I can’t understand it spoken back at me. Humbling. 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I guess that's one way to inject elite talent into the lineup (potentially) 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Calling Vladar Ersson once, fine. We've all done it. Twice, even when your cohorts are gently trying to remind you it's Vladar? Bad. Almost a third time? What is going on? get me a headset 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 05/05/2026me when people get names wrongmedia.tenor.coma woman is screaming and looking at a blue light coming from her eyesALT: a woman is screaming and looking at a blue light coming from her eyes 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Stankoven is the new Pietrangelo. Fehervary is up there too. We need to find the single way to say these names. I'm sure it's STAN-koven, puh-TRAN-jell-oh, and feh-her-VAHR-ee. So tired of hearing STANK-oven, PET-ran-jell-oh and fehr-uh-vahr-ee. Details matter. The has-been has spoken. 120
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 02/04/2026You can tell me all of this stuff, "sir," but gas is still $4 a gallon, health insurance is insanely expensive, groceries are still disgustingly expensive, and your "leadership" is a stain on the word. It's no wonder I haven't felt right since 2016...we're just all in hell. 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 17/03/2026hockey isn't for everyone sorry everyone, I'm a demon apparently 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Any time I’m at a pro hockey game, I think about what could have been. Granted I would be making no money and have no life, but it sure would have been interesting, wouldn’t it? 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 06/02/2026welcome to the united states, where its president is openly racist and bigoted, where law enforcement kills its own citizens, truth isn't truth, everything is expensive, and we're all in hell we're all in hell this is hell 110
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 25/01/2026We did this to ourselves. We elected him again. We kept him relevant. And we deserve everything that comes with it, because we were too stupid to change. A grand experiment...but a failed one, 250 years in the making. 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 12/01/2026After the Ivan Provorov situation, I'm surprised the Flyers would even want to do a Pride game again. Good for them to not let that one bigot stand in the way of an organizational value. If we think hockey has a long way to go, how about society first? We're not monsters. 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I'm about halfway through my marketing degree, and just about any resource I've read is just like...¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Reposted by JordanKaos @mysteriouskaos.com · 21/11/2025Happy Birthday to Tails, one of the best characters ever designed :D #tails / #sonic / #art / #furryart 8388124
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 12/11/2025My entire town probably heard me celebrate this goal. Love Steever. One of my favorite Fighting Saints of all time. 020
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I was a believer. Check those dates. Trevor Zegras is a freaking Flyer. 020
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Our neighbors in depressed coal country PA have leveled up from calling my fiancé and I “the gays” to the f slur. Great. Good. 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I haven’t bluesky’d in a month? Have a picture from my vacation in Austria. 020
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 30/06/2025hey leafs nation, I know that guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrY...youtube.comMaccelli Ties the GameYouTube video by Dubuque Fighting Saints 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Reverting to has-been status: Zegras was a special player in juniors. Everyone loved his size and skill set. I was blown away every time he played against Dubuque. Now he just has to put it all together in Philly. 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I don't care if our current administration doesn't recognize it. June is Pride Month. AND WE WILL BE PROUD. 🏳️🌈 010
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 21/05/2025How in the actual #heck are we halfway through 2025 already?media.tenor.coma cat is sitting on a chair with the words " the heck " written on the bottomALT: a cat is sitting on a chair with the words " the heck " written on the bottom 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 19/05/202516: 0-0-0, -1, 1 shot on goal, leads forwards in ice time but wake up though 000
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Don’t take medical advice from me. Also, autism is a disease that ruins families. I hate this timeline. So much. 020
Jordan @jordankuhns.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I did some writing. Probably the most pointed thing I've written. jordankuhns.medium.com/differences-...jordankuhns.medium.comDifferences (Defects)We live in a world where differences are defects. There is no real other way to parse that sentiment. It is a fact. 000