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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man City is a bunch of cheaters and I still hate that club

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 14/09/2026

Bob Mackie, the fashion designer whose visually provocative Hollywood style defined glamour for the 1970s — including putting Carol Burnett in some of her kookiest getups and Cher in her raciest ones — died Monday. He was 87.

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Bob Mackie, designer to the stars who dressed Cher and Marilyn and defined '70s glamour, dies at 87

Fashion designer Bob Mackie has died at 87

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Happy lucky #7 to my forever brunch partner @drewkc.bsky.social. Normally, we travel for our anniversary, but this year, after potty training our toddler and racking up 3 high risk pregnancy complications, we’re home bound. Here are some of my favorite photos from our favorite day.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Absolutely stunning announcement. IMO he’s getting scapegoated to an extent. The head coach search was abysmal, and folks need to take accountability for that.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“I’ve done the best I could with my life.”

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Several years ago, I went to my childhood bestie’s Bach. The theme was disco cowboy. I’m not much of a country music girlie, but everyone is a Dolly girlie. So I donned a jean jacket with rhinestone tassels, rhinestone ankle boots (not pictured 😕), and a shirt that said “What would Dolly do?”

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Having my immediate family have two surgeries this month, being hit with yet another high risk pregnancy complication, while also navigating being a boss ass bitch has me feeling like

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Happy Cartoon Character Frantic Running

Alt: Happy Cartoon Character Frantic Running

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My first Charlie horse of this pregnancy hit me last night 😵‍💫

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

JUST IMAGINE THE VOTE MARGINS IF DENNY HOSKINS HAD RELEASED THE SIGNATURES ON REJECTING GERRYMANDERING

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Chris Farley's Iconic Shocked Reaction

ALT: Chris Farley's Iconic Shocked Reaction

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Mayor Q @mayorq.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Amendment 4. Amendment 5. Going down in flames. This is a TOTAL repudiation by Missouri voters of a core agenda of state GOP leadership.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It’s patently clear that #MoLeg has lost the pulse on the state when both Amendments 4 & 5 fail with only 18% of precincts reporting.

A screen shot of election results, showing Missouri Amendment 4 and Missouri Amendment 5 failed spectacularly

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Sarah Jones @sarahjones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I love Bluesky, the website for people who like to make your own point at you, but more pedantically

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

How did @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social convince THE Michelle Akers to ref media night?!

Me smiling in a selfie with USWNT legend Michelle Akers

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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol

A picture of a box styled like a little free library but with blockbuster movies

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

For the #toddler parents out there: hair spray and baby wipes help lift marker stains from furniture fabric

Red scribbles in the shape of an I, P, and S, along with some dots on a white and gray couch cushion

Red scribbles disappearing and a wet spot remaining

Red scribbles disappearing even more, with the wet spot growing

No red scribbles left, just a wet blob shape

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Big Data Kane @cmwitko.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Just got rejected from all you can eat salad and breadsticks at Olive Garden because I forgot my driver’s license. 😡😤🤬

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 20/07/2026

World champs x2 🇪🇸🏆🏆 Spain is the first nation to simultaneously hold the men's and women's FIFA World Cup crowns!

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Apparently we were watching the wrong geriatric Republican senator

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I’ve had a bunch of important work obligations thus far this week. Now that they’re done, this is how I’ll be arriving home. #LawSky

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Exhausted Man with Green Bag

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Sexual assault is more common than you think, and you probably know a few men who've sexually assaulted someone. You'd never suspect them, and they probably think they did nothing wrong.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I was studying for the bar when this dropped, and so many people just stopped studying, like 3 weeks prior to the test.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

God bless those poor BigLaw associates who were called on the last night of a holiday weekend and have yet to sleep.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

And to think I almost didn’t watch this match. How wild.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Literally what I said to @drewkc.bsky.social when he was sent off

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Aside from the altitude, the weather this England v Mexico game is being played in is quintessential England.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING BEYOND WATCHING CAPE VERDE

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Mal @guacs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

CABO VERDE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION IN ALL WORLD CUPS

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This is amazing. Also, Texas BBQ sucks. #KCMO

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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

You can trace Kavanaugh’s objection to upholding the Constitution… Back to one person. She should be very concerned.

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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If you don’t recognize transgender folks or believe in protecting their rights, you are an immoral person.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Annual sleet that conservative #SCOTUS zealot Scalia even acknowledged time, place, and manner restrictions on guns were a thing.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

New Yorkers think they’re so much cooler than everyone else with their Zohran Mamdani and their leftist congressional candidates and their championship trophy and they are correct

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This is the biggest self-own that we’ve seen this month. And there have been a lot of them.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

How, in the year of our Parton 2026 do people still not understand the concept of staying in one’s own lane? That’s some conversations are meant to be in-group and not for everyone’s engagement, and that it’s not everybody’s job to weigh in on every single thing?

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Pregnant lady declaration: waffle fries are the superior fry.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

We went to a wedding tonight, and we had to leave before the cake was cut because it’s a Sunday night, and the wedding was an hour away from home. @drewkc.bsky.social went to the bakery and got this.

A grocery store cake with rainbow sprinkles around the sides that says in green script “Consolation Cake!”

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I can’t tell if I love or hate the fact that the bar I’m sitting in for the #USMNT match is currently playing Jock Jams

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Ms Rachel went to Delaney Hall

Ms Rachel kneeling on grass on a sunny day. She’s embracing a small child in a hug.

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Jordan Glasgow @jordanglasgow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

As a former Team LC girlie, I’m so glad we can resume ignoring Spencer Pratt

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